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miplet
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October 21st, 2019 at 4:30:43 PM permalink
I would hate to see what you would have me do for penance for all of my gambling sins.
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October 21st, 2019 at 6:03:47 PM permalink
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As FrWizard, I will be hearing confessions and offering advice on moral dilemmas. If you can't make it live, you may leave your questions/confessions here or PM me. I am happy to make them anonymous.

Go in peace.

I'm not sure just how "religious" you want it to be but here's one that's come up

Can an Agnostic go around saying he's not an Atheist, or should he just shut the heck up and admit that's what he is?
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October 21st, 2019 at 6:21:39 PM permalink
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I would hate to see what you would have me do for penance for all of my gambling sins.



I think you need to confess. I'll go easy on you as you are about the nicest guy I've ever met.
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October 21st, 2019 at 6:22:49 PM permalink
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Can an Agnostic go around saying he's not an Atheist, or should he just shut the heck up and admit that's what he is?



I will address that on the show.

Any others?
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October 21st, 2019 at 6:57:51 PM permalink
What are the odds that life on Earth was randomly formed?

Do you believe the marked lack of transitional evolutionary forms works against, or supports the theory of evolution?
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October 21st, 2019 at 7:05:07 PM permalink
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What are the odds that life on Earth was randomly formed?

Do you believe the marked lack of transitional evolutionary forms works against, or supports the theory of evolution?



I'll pass on those two. Surely, you have something to confess, my son.
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October 21st, 2019 at 7:26:17 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I'll pass on those two. Surely, you have something to confess, my son.



Hehe... Okay, I’ll get into the spirit....

What’s the penance for leaving an empty bowl on your porch halloween night with a “Please Take One Only” sign?
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October 21st, 2019 at 11:17:40 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

As FrWizard, I will be hearing confessions and offering advice on moral dilemmas. If you can't make it live, you may leave your questions/confessions here or PM me. I am happy to make them anonymous.

Go in peace.


What of you padre? Several streams ago you confessed a desire of expiation for the sin of using the Hard Rock casino as free airport parking. Tell us, did you ever purchase that t-shirt in penance? You left the congregation hanging.
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October 22nd, 2019 at 6:35:47 AM permalink
The last two are good questions. Please keep 'em coming.
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October 22nd, 2019 at 10:49:17 AM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

Hehe... Okay, I’ll get into the spirit....

What’s the penance for leaving an empty bowl on your porch halloween night with a “Please Take One Only” sign?

Would it be more or less harsh than the penance for the kid who dumps the full bowl into his sack at a “Please Take One Only” house?

ETA: I confess that I went out trick-or-treating until I was 16. I spent Halloween night the next year studying for a Calculus test. Is that penance enough?
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