Quote: PokerGrinderI’m looking into some things for my trip to Cuba in August, has anyone here been? We aren’t staying at a resort, not our thing. What kind of fun stuff is there to do in Havana?
You are asking a bunch of Americans whom aren't allowed to go there. We were allowed for a short period but trump just recently banned it again
my appetite is way, way less - and my snacking which was out of control has almost completely stopped
I don't use a scale because to me that takes the joy out of trying to lose weight
but I feel lighter and just from looking in the mirror I can tell that my big ass belly is less than what it was 3 days ago
so, right now I'm very positive about this - a surprise - I wasn't expecting to be so positive
Looking for mr. Goodbar.
The entire movie she doesnt purchase a single candy bar
Quote: darkozCan someone please explain what the title of the following movie means. I have seen it a dozen times already.
Looking for mr. Goodbar.
The entire movie she doesnt purchase a single candy bar
I think you're joking but just in case you're not:
she was a highly promiscuous lady
from the urban dictionary:
"Goodbar is an advanced definition of the male penis"
"Top definition: Mr. Goodbar : another name for a mans penis"
Quote: lilredroosterI think you're joking but just in case you're not:
she was a highly promiscuous lady
from the urban dictionary:
"Goodbar is an advanced definition of the male penis"
"Top definition: Mr. Goodbar : another name for a mans penis"
Thats probably why Mr. Goodbar is loaded with nuts.
Gonna have to switch to a Kit Kat
Quote: GWAEYou are asking a bunch of Americans whom aren't allowed to go there. We were allowed for a short period but trump just recently banned it again
Oh... I didn’t know agent orange did that lol.
Quote: PokerGrinderOh... I didn’t know agent orange did that lol.
There was a lot of BS happening. When they opened the border a few years ago it was stipulated that you had to be going on an educational trip. So cruise lines hired people to give "educational" tours. So if you wanted to gonfeom ship to beach, the person driving you would give you a little history lesson and that fulfilled the requirement. It had to be done with an approved company and Inam sure to be approved just meant you have someone money. I think we can still go but only to specific areas and we have to fly, no cruise ships.
Quote: Ayecarumba
How rich would I have to be for those girls to want to have sex with me?
Cuban embargo is dumb. We're almost a quarter of the way through the 21st century, why are we still playing Cold War games?
Most Americans are eligible for second passports. I used to travel on an Irish one, obtained as at least one of my grandparents was born there.
It's the American Government who doesn't want it's citizens there, not the Cuban.
Some serious food for thought- thanks to the embargo, very few elevator parts have made it there for fifty plus years, so any you ride in will be patently unsafe and jerryrigged. Go native and walk the stairs.
Quote: TigerWuQuote: Ayecarumba
How rich would I have to be for those girls to want to have sex with me?
Cuban embargo is dumb. We're almost a quarter of the way through the 21st century, why are we still playing Cold War games?
Because Florida is a battleground state. How many votes do you think the Elian Gonzales raid cost Al Gore? Hard to teach a one trick pony something new.
Quote: billryan
How rich would I have to be for those girls to want to have sex with me?
my guess is that if you flashed 6 Benjamins you could work out a foursome
they will definititely be expecting a tip afterwards and if you didn't give one they will probably slander your performance
so, whether or not or how much you tip depends on how much you care about getting slandered
Quote: lilredroostermy guess is that if you flashed 6 Benjamins you could work out a foursome
they will definititely be expecting a tip afterwards and if you didn't give one they will probably slander your performance
so, whether or not or how much you tip depends on how much you care about getting slandered
Wow, that's a lot less than I expected.... Wish I had known that back when I was single.
Quote: lilredroostermy guess is that if you flashed 6 Benjamins you could work out a foursome
I don't think six Benjamins would get you one of those girls. In Las Vegas it would cost $1500 for one hooker that looked like that.
Quote: DRichI don't think six Benjamins would get you one of those girls. In Las Vegas it would cost $1500 for one hooker that looked like that.
Is that per hour?
Maybe they are afraid tourists would go out and take pictures of Guantanamo.Quote: GWAEYou are asking a bunch of Americans whom aren't allowed to go there. We were allowed for a short period but trump just recently banned it again
Last time I was out to the Chicken Ranch was admittedly more than two decades ago, but those prices in a legal brothel must have skyrocketed if they compare with Vegas illegal prostitution.Quote: DRichI don't think six Benjamins would get you one of those girls. In Las Vegas it would cost $1500 for one hooker that looked like that.
After seeing your post, I had to see if prices might be listed for the Ranch?
"Update: While our tour guide implied BunnyRanch prices start at $1,000, we've since learned from Dennis Hof himself many girls will party for as little as $200. Customers generally spend between $200 and $600 during a visit.Oct 13, 2014"
Dennis Hof has since died and I don't know if the brothels are even open, but that's what I got from the first ad when I googled?
There are a large variety as to types, colors and sizes, iirc.
add: https://www.google.com/search?q=what+are+the+prices+at+the+bunny+ranch&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS839US839&oq=what+are+the+prices+at+the+bunny+ranch&aqs=chrome..69i57.13328j1j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Quote: TigerWuQuote: Ayecarumba
How rich would I have to be for those girls to want to have sex with me?
Obviously, that would depend on how big your truck is. One of them has a slightly fat ass, I think we can do a little better. I think we need more hot girls on car pictures and then vote on the best one.
Ill start it off and see if If i can find something better as we go.
I got one for you BBB
Quote: AxelWolfObviously, that would depend on how big your truck is. One of them has a slightly fat ass, I think we can do a little better. I think we need more hot girls on car pictures and then vote on the best one.Quote: TigerWu
How rich would I have to be for those girls to want to have sex with me?
Well, I drive a used minivan, so I don't know how many points I lose for that.
Just tell them you ride the bus(I even made myself laugh with that one).Quote: TigerWuWell, I drive a used minivan, so I don't know how many points I lose for that.
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Again, it depends on the size of your "Truck"<<<probably not. Even funnier if i said it depends on the size of your heart.
All you hadQuote: TigerWuWell, I drive a used minivan, so I don't know how many points I lose for that.
Quote: darkozCan someone please explain what the title of the following movie means. I have seen it a dozen times already.
Looking for mr. Goodbar.
The entire movie she doesnt purchase a single candy bar
darkoz,
Have you ever seen Searching for Bobby Fischer?
Dog Hand
Quote: DogHanddarkoz,
Have you ever seen Searching for Bobby Fischer?
I just skimmed Bobby Fischer's wiki page.
Guy was a crazy P.O.S.
Late sixties early seventies. NYC rents too high in the Girl Ghetto so she lived on West 74th street. Singles bar across the street from her apartment. She would go to the bar, get picked up, take the guy across the street to her place and then it was 'rinse and repeat'. The word 'no' was simply not part of her vocabulary. Yet one night she picked Mr. Wrong and her murder made so many headlines the cops had to come up with someone real fast and they did.Quote: darkozLooking for mr. Goodbar.
An utterly unimaginable sum, but for them to actually have sex with you irrespective of their desires it would probably be a couple of grand if you were the only bidder in sight that night.
As to brothels in Nevada the women are usually hookers from other cities who just got out of jail and who don't want to walk the streets for awhile.
Quote: DRichI don't think six Benjamins would get you one of those girls. In Las Vegas it would cost $1500 for one hooker that looked like that.
those Vegas prices you're talking about are way, way, way, inflated beyond the rest of the country
seriously dude: as Mungo Jerry said in the song "In the Summertime"
"have a drink, have a drive (way far away from Vegas) go out and see what you can find"
Quote: SOOPOOI'll bet you on it. That by one year from today at least one of those cops is no longer copping for that police department.
Remember the cop who shot the health care worker? The one trying to get the autist out of the street? The cop who was trying to shoot the autist from 50yds with a 5.56mm rifle and MISSED, hitting the care worker? The one who, when asked why he shot, said "I don't know"? The one who did not hear the report of the object being a toy truck, even though every other officer stated they heard it?
Acquitted of two felonies, convicted of culpable negligence. A misdemeanor in the second degree, punishable by Fla law by a max of 60days and $500 fine.
Two officers critical of the dept's handling of the incident were fired.
=)
she got her Phd at Cornell in electrical engineering and then got hired by Intel as a yield engineer
Yield engineers work closely with process engineers to improve product yield and to troubleshoot process flow from root causes to equipment tuning.
I'm not sure if you are being serious or not.Quote: lilredroosterthis was my girlfriend before I was married
she got her Phd at Cornell in electrical engineering and then got hired by Intel as a yield engineer
Yield engineers work closely with process engineers to improve product yield and to troubleshoot process flow from root causes to equipment tuning.
Quote: AxelWolfI'm not sure if you are being serious or not.Quote: lilredroosterthis was my girlfriend before I was married
she got her Phd at Cornell in electrical engineering and then got hired by Intel as a yield engineer
Yield engineers work closely with process engineers to improve product yield and to troubleshoot process flow from root causes to equipment tuning.
I, too, have questions...
Most unrealistic part is not finding a book co-written by Satan.
Most unrealistic part is Johnny Depp inside the rare book store where both he and the proprietors chain smoke cigarettes around 17th century original book antiquities.
As a book collector myself I found myself cringing at the abuse.
To a book collector smoking around antique books (which seeps into the paper) is worse than lighting up while filling up your tank at a gas station
One of the proprietors even drops ash on the cover of a book which only has 3 copies in existence. Its as if Polanski was trying to goad the real collectors in the audience with cringeworthy scenes
EDIT: Its gotten worse. Now Depp is going thru the priceless book page by page smoking a cig in one hand (touching pages with that hand, cripes) WHILE simultaneously holding and sipping a red chablis (spilled drops anyone) at a dining table ON A MOVING HIGH SPEED EXPRESS TRAIN.
HOLY EFFING CRIPES!
i cant anymore. I just cant!
Quote: lilredrooster
Nice seat!
Quote: Ayecarumba
Nice seat!
yes it is. we got the chair from Ikea during their Memorial day sale for $79.99
Quote: AxelWolfI know a couple members here who when they saw that picture their first thought was...oh my, where did she get those shoes!!!
She's wearing shoes?
this was my next soul mate
I'm really lucky she wore really thick glasses all of the time
I don't look much like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
Quote: lilredroosterafter I broke up with the blonde, I went international
this was my next soul mate
I'm really lucky she wore really thick glasses all of the time
I don't look much like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
My wife doesn't even look at me like that.
My organization is asking for a vote for the 2020 convention. The last 2 years and this year it has been the 3rd week in october which screws me for G2E. For 2020 they are asking for a vote on a date/place
October 15-16, 2020 – Caesar’s Palace
October 8-9, 2020 – Planet Hollywood
I don't care about the place but I would like to come during G2E. I can not find anything about 2020. Does anyone happen to have inside info as to when it might be.
This year is 15-17
2018 was 8-11
ugggggggg Why can't it just be the same week each year.
I'm highly disappointed you haven't already been metoo'ed at work. Some people shouldn't have the privilege of having employees. YOU MAKE ME SICK!Quote: GWAEyou guys are trying to Metoo me at work.
Get them this shirt. You can say it's from me.
I better put a smiley face or people will go all ADS on me. (-:
No wonder prez doesn't trust them.
"Once again, the Central Intelligence Agency has been caught financing a group of grifters and fraudsters at the expense of the American taxpayers."
Quote: AxelWolfI'm highly disappointed you haven't already been metoo'ed at work. Some people shouldn't have the privilege of having employees. YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Get them this shirt. You can say it's from me.
I better put a smiley face or people will go all ADS on me. (-:
I interviewed this girl that was mid 20s and gorgeous. Prior to making an offer I did my due diligence and checked her facebook and instagram. I found some very raunchy pics that she had which were no on private so I did not hire her to prevent METOO plus jealousy from other woman.
Quote: JimRockfordMy ex on laundry day. She was kinda country.
You guys are making me realize how wonderful my life is.
My ex-girlfriends are damn hot too.
I would post some pics bur that would be doxxing as mine are real
Quote: darkoz
You guys are making me realize how wonderful my life is.
My ex-girlfriends are damn hot too.
I would post some pics bur that would be doxxing as mine are real
Did the ex part come with the introduction to Casa De Subway ?
Quote: MaxPenDid the ex part come with the introduction to Casa De Subway ?
Yep
I meet most of my gf on the subway.
3 million people ride the NY subways
If u guys are thinking subway women arent worth talking to I now understand why u guys are left just fantasizing about pics you downloaded
Maxpen on highway divider as sexy woman after sexy woman drives by at 65 MPH.
"Hey, stop, I wanna talk to you. Aww damn she didnt stop."
DarkOz: "Checkout the comfort of this subway seat. Our new home and tomorrow night we can take the C train. Every night can be a different experience."
EX- girlfriend: "Really? I'm out of here."
Maxpen: "Yep! Of course, I am referring to a six deck of cards at Blackjack!"
Now ex-girlfriend: "Oh, sorry, never mind. I'm going back to the subway where the really cool guys are."