The Missed 4 To Royal Pictures Thread
December 12th, 2015 at 5:58:45 PM
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6/5 Jacks :)Quote: Mission146What game, DDB? Can't tell from the picture.
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
December 12th, 2015 at 6:05:36 PM
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Quote: teddys6/5 Jacks :)
Lol, they aren't that bad here!!
Wait, MC is now !!
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December 12th, 2015 at 9:47:18 PM
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Literally within 5 minutes of each other!! I had just enough battery life to get the pics but couldn't post until I got home and charged up.
1)
2) only three hands later!!
3) five minutes after the second!! This one was a dealt flush.
Notice on the first one I needed the Queen of hearts and on the last two I DREW the Queen of hearts!
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2) only three hands later!!
3) five minutes after the second!! This one was a dealt flush.
Notice on the first one I needed the Queen of hearts and on the last two I DREW the Queen of hearts!
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December 13th, 2015 at 2:44:19 AM
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That's unbelievable! It'd have been even worse had you completely blanked on all of the draws.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
December 13th, 2015 at 7:16:06 AM
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Quote: Mission146That's unbelievable! It'd have been even worse had you completely blanked on all of the draws.
I'd rather blank than get a measly 1 pair on just 1 of the lines.
blank vs 1pair 1line on 3 line '4 to a Royal' = less of a middle finger from the vp Gods
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
December 13th, 2015 at 7:35:23 AM
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Politely disagree.
He won the consolation prize. ;-)
He won the consolation prize. ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
December 13th, 2015 at 8:26:49 AM
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Quote: Mission146That's unbelievable! It'd have been even worse had you completely blanked on all of the draws.
I mean seriously...am I running bad or am I running bad on these draws??
Eventually I'll hit like five in a row :-D
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December 13th, 2015 at 9:21:43 AM
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Correct, eventually someone (hopefully you) will hit 5 in a row.
And will probably need ambulatory assistance. I hope they get there in time..
If not in time, we might wait a very, very long time for six in a row report......
And will probably need ambulatory assistance. I hope they get there in time..
If not in time, we might wait a very, very long time for six in a row report......
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
December 13th, 2015 at 10:30:38 AM
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First thing this morning...
Before
After
Before
After
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December 13th, 2015 at 11:14:07 AM
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AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It's starting to *&$$ me off at this point!
It's starting to *&$$ me off at this point!
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
December 13th, 2015 at 11:24:37 AM
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Quote: Mission146AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It's starting to *&$$ me off at this point!
LOL!!
Good thing it's not you on these draws.
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December 13th, 2015 at 12:05:51 PM
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I don't know the payables, but you could have gone with some nice flushes at this point;-(
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
December 27th, 2015 at 12:58:38 PM
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While wasting time at Planet Hollywood:
Then the very next hand:
Then the very next hand:
December 27th, 2015 at 3:35:26 PM
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Thats tough to stomach
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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December 27th, 2015 at 3:57:05 PM
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Yikes! Back to back. On the bright side, at least you didn't have an 8 or 10 multiplier!
December 27th, 2015 at 4:44:07 PM
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Back to back is pretty nuts. Playing 6/5 JoB isn't a good idea there, they should have 6/5 Bonus on those games. It's like free money on quad Aces through 4s.
December 27th, 2015 at 4:55:36 PM
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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
I wiped out all my pictures doing maintenance on my phone last week. Just noticed this.
I wiped out all my pictures doing maintenance on my phone last week. Just noticed this.
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December 27th, 2015 at 5:26:29 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
I wiped out all my pictures doing maintenance on my phone last week. Just noticed this.
I still see your post, something like Aarrgghh!
At least you didn't delete everything you've ever posted....
Maybe my 12 year old could give you some advice, for a fee of course.
My 10 year old will give you a cut rate deal, he is not pleased with being 2 years younger.......
Best of luck figuring it all out, it is still all out there.
There is no such thing as an erase function, you should think about that fact prior to touching the keyboard again.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
December 27th, 2015 at 6:18:56 PM
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Quote:Back to back is pretty nuts. Playing 6/5 JoB isn't a good idea there, they should have 6/5 Bonus on those games. It's like free money on quad Aces through 4s.
Yeah, it is a horrible paytable. But Bonus only pays 1 on two pair IIRC, and since I was just waiting for somebody else to get ready, I wanted lower volatility.
December 27th, 2015 at 6:21:02 PM
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BP pays 2.
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December 27th, 2015 at 6:27:09 PM
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Must have been DBP or DDB. I looked quickly at the other games on that machine and don't recall seeing better than JoB. That was a extraordinarily bad machine, even for a Caesar's property.
December 27th, 2015 at 6:33:21 PM
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Quote: LoquaciousMoFWMust have been DBP or DDB. I looked quickly at the other games on that machine and don't recall seeing better than JoB. That was a extraordinarily bad machine, even for a Caesar's property.
Some older machines erroneously call Bonus Poker Deluxe, which pays 1 for 1, as Bonus Poker
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December 28th, 2015 at 1:35:52 PM
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Quote: LoquaciousMoFWQuote:Back to back is pretty nuts. Playing 6/5 JoB isn't a good idea there, they should have 6/5 Bonus on those games. It's like free money on quad Aces through 4s.
Yeah, it is a horrible paytable. But Bonus only pays 1 on two pair IIRC, and since I was just waiting for somebody else to get ready, I wanted lower volatility.
On STP, bonus always pays 2 for 1 on two pair. It's possible it wasn't offered, but it was at PHO last I checked (April).
Quote: LoquaciousMoFWMust have been DBP or DDB. I looked quickly at the other games on that machine and don't recall seeing better than JoB. That was a extraordinarily bad machine, even for a Caesar's property.
Yeah 7/5 DDB is better than 6/5 JoB. STP machines are not allowed to offer 6/5 DDB (except that sucker STP progressive game). 6/5 JoB is actually the worst standard STP you can find. Every other game must be better because that's the way IGT programmed it.
Quote: IbeatyouracesSome older machines erroneously call Bonus Poker Deluxe, which pays 1 for 1, as Bonus Poker
I've seen it erroneously called as "Jacks or Better" before.
And seeing the cats for missing pics gave me a chuckle. ;)
January 6th, 2016 at 6:05:11 PM
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Playing some NSUD at Greektown got this...
Then decided to gamble a bit on 9/5 JoB STP and....
THE FIRE IS OUT!!!
Then decided to gamble a bit on 9/5 JoB STP and....
THE FIRE IS OUT!!!
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January 6th, 2016 at 6:20:08 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesPlaying some NSUD at Greektown got this...
I always love the way 4 deuces look on DW, even more than looking at royals. Something about seeing all 4 of those 'wild' symbols really gets me going!
January 6th, 2016 at 6:22:31 PM
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Quote: malgoriumQuote: IbeatyouracesPlaying some NSUD at Greektown got this...
I always love the way 4 deuces look on DW, even more than looking at royals. Something about seeing all 4 of those 'wild' symbols really gets me going!
The funny thing is, and I didn't get a picture of it, was that in between this and the royal, I got four deuces on $1 9/6 JoB.
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January 6th, 2016 at 6:54:36 PM
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Hit 2 royals today. One with a 3 card draw and the other a 2 card draw. On DSTP. Unfortunately no multipliers. :(
January 6th, 2016 at 7:12:57 PM
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Nice hits! I'm glad someone is getting them!
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
January 6th, 2016 at 8:21:31 PM
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Yesterday, playing quite a bit of DDB & TDB, having fun. Couldn't get nothing. Then later on at night, playing some 9/6 JOB fo'realz on spin poker. Get dealt 33332 a few hands in. End up getting dealt 4-to-Royal either 3 or 4 times. Never connected. :(
January 6th, 2016 at 8:24:32 PM
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Quote: malgorium...I always love the way 4 deuces look on DW, even more than looking at royals. Something about seeing all 4 of those 'wild' symbols really gets me going!
More deuces. This time on TDB Spin Poker nickels.
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January 6th, 2016 at 9:53:09 PM
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Quote: Ibeatyouraces
THE FIRE IS OUT!!!
Bout time.
I also pulled the ten of clubs on my last royal.
January 6th, 2016 at 10:36:46 PM
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Quote: tringlomaneBout time.
No doubt. Time to start a new 300+ missed streak. I'll keep a counter going here until the next hit.
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January 9th, 2016 at 10:45:37 AM
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My royal last week was a 4 to a so I figured I would start my count. I don't play to much so my count may take a while. Went 0 for 14 yesterday. Didn't take pictures of the first 4 which were single line.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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January 9th, 2016 at 2:11:55 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesNo doubt. Time to start a new 300+ missed streak. I'll keep a counter going here until the next hit.
If I remember correctly, you were super-double-counting missed royals due to the multi-line on SP. Every time you missed a 4-to Royal, how much did you count it as?
January 9th, 2016 at 3:46:38 PM
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Quote: RSIf I remember correctly, you were super-double-counting missed royals due to the multi-line on SP. Every time you missed a 4-to Royal, how much did you count it as?
Playing one line just one. Playing all nine, three. And speaking of the former, here's 0 for 1 starting today.
Last edited by: Ibeatyouraces on Jan 9, 2016
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January 9th, 2016 at 4:56:29 PM
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How much did you count if playing 9 lines?
January 9th, 2016 at 4:58:50 PM
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Just three.
I edited it.
I edited it.
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January 9th, 2016 at 5:03:39 PM
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Gotcha, OK then.
Btw I've only played 1 hand of VP since my last RF. Unfortunately, it was a losing hand. :-(
Btw I've only played 1 hand of VP since my last RF. Unfortunately, it was a losing hand. :-(
January 9th, 2016 at 5:09:30 PM
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On a related note, last week playing Mississippi Stud my wife had 4 to a royal, needed the jack of hearts for $20,000. Got the jack of diamonds :(
January 9th, 2016 at 5:09:43 PM
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Quote: RSGotcha, OK then.
Btw I've only played 1 hand of VP since my last RF. Unfortunately, it was a losing hand. :-(
I'm ahead $79.75 today thanks to a dealt 3333A on nickel SP BP. To bad it wasn't $25 TDB :-)~
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January 9th, 2016 at 5:17:13 PM
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I hit 4-aces four times the other night (one was dealt, with a kicker). Also hit four deuces. Single line VP. At least it was BPD, eh!
January 11th, 2016 at 11:23:44 AM
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I bricked twice on dealt four to a royal on 100 play games
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January 11th, 2016 at 1:01:43 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingI bricked twice on dealt four to a royal on 100 play games
I play a lot of 100 play and am always shocked when I brick it. I am always expecting to get 2.1 royals in that scenario.
I did get lucky once and got 6 royals on a 50 play.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
January 11th, 2016 at 1:03:29 PM
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I've only had one chance playing all 100 lines. Made 3 of them.
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January 11th, 2016 at 2:09:16 PM
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My record is on 100 play joker hitting 4 natural and 2 joker wild
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January 11th, 2016 at 2:10:07 PM
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Does anyone count a dealt royal on 100 play as 100 royals
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January 11th, 2016 at 2:12:17 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingDoes anyone count a dealt royal on 100 play as 100 royals
My dealt royal was on SP for 9 of them but only counts toward one dealt royal.
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January 11th, 2016 at 3:03:18 PM
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I only count it as one dealt Royal but I got two dealt royals on ux and one on wheel poker foot a total of 25 lines of dealt royals but I count it a one dealt Royal per time but I do count it as 25 total royals hit for the year
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January 14th, 2016 at 2:18:20 PM
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Now 0 for 4
All least I still made a decent profit.
All least I still made a decent profit.
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January 15th, 2016 at 9:17:34 AM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesNow 0 for 4
All least I still made a decent profit.
why didn't u get $ for the flush on the bottom line?
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
