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odiousgambit
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August 20th, 2021 at 11:44:57 AM permalink
Quote: Dieter

May you live in interesting times

Quote: wikipedia page

"May you live in interesting times" is an English expression that is claimed to be a translation of a traditional Chinese curse. While seemingly a blessing, the expression is normally used ironically

The Dice, the cards, they not only have no sense of justice but are seemingly endowed with a sense of cruel irony. This devolves from the 'nature of random'. Ironically, don't you see. 
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August 20th, 2021 at 11:52:02 AM permalink
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While seemingly a blessing, the expression is normally used ironically



Who knew?

;)
May the cards fall in your favor.
MrV
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August 20th, 2021 at 12:15:43 PM permalink
"Watch this!"

Last words of a dead redneck.
"What, me worry?"
camapl
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August 20th, 2021 at 12:15:48 PM permalink
“It’s a dog eat dog world out there…
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camapl
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August 20th, 2021 at 12:16:22 PM permalink
…or maybe it’s the other way around.”
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camapl
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August 20th, 2021 at 12:17:37 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

"Watch this!"

Last words of a dead redneck.



Which reminds me of my grampa’s last words, “A truck!”
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camapl
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August 20th, 2021 at 12:19:09 PM permalink
Sorry, my posts are jokes, not quotes… I will try to refrain from further hijacks.
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rxwine
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August 20th, 2021 at 1:54:18 PM permalink
Quote: Dieter

The road is paved with flat squirrels that could not make a decision.



Oooh. I'm somewhat convinced squirrels have this "home base" area in mind if they feel threatened.. Because I've literally watched many panic, and even when they're on one side of the vehicle already, they will run right back in front of your car to get to it. Makes no sense, but I guess that's how you end up flat.

Also my sister will give you abdominal injuries from the seatbelt from slamming on the brakes if a squirrel runs in front of her car while you're a passenger.
Last edited by: rxwine on Aug 20, 2021
Fair is fair, if unprovable claims are insisted to be true, one should be able to use unprovable methods of debunking.
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August 20th, 2021 at 2:14:16 PM permalink
Quote: camapl

“It’s a dog eat dog world out there…

Quote: Norm, on Cheers

… and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear.

I invented a few casino games. Info: http://www.DaveMillerGaming.com/ ————————————————————————————————————— Superstitions are silly, childish, irrational rituals, born out of fear of the unknown. But how much does it cost to knock on wood? 😁
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August 20th, 2021 at 4:20:33 PM permalink
Well look what drug the cat in.

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