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August 22nd, 2021 at 5:00:37 PM permalink
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August 22nd, 2021 at 5:22:31 PM permalink
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August 23rd, 2021 at 6:58:16 PM permalink
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August 23rd, 2021 at 8:10:01 PM permalink
Quote: Dieter

Whoever decided that September, October, November, and December shouldn't be the seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth months should be stabbed.




Rule 18?
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August 23rd, 2021 at 9:01:20 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

Rule 18?



I think commenting on an assassination from over 2000 years ago is different than (humorously) calling for the decapitation of a couple caught dogging in a car park (without being accused of depositing their soiled prophylactic contrivances in the flower bed, I might add), but fair is fair.

I am hereby warning myself not to call for the assassination of historical political figures who renumbered the months of the year.
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August 23rd, 2021 at 11:02:15 PM permalink
I prefer Wheezy, Sneezy and Freezy; Slippy, Drippy and Nippy; Showery, Flowery and Bowery; Hoppy, Croppy and Poppy myself but they never really took off.
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August 24th, 2021 at 1:02:03 AM permalink
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but then again neither will milk



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August 24th, 2021 at 5:57:15 AM permalink
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Someone tried explaining this last year, but I smelled a rat.

LOL! But now it kinda smells a little more bovine?
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August 24th, 2021 at 11:06:37 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

I prefer Wheezy, Sneezy and Freezy; Slippy, Drippy and Nippy; Showery, Flowery and Bowery; Hoppy, Croppy and Poppy myself but they never really took off.



Whereas for the names of the months I would prefer:

Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Fili, and Kili

And February 29 would be its own month: Bilbo.
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August 24th, 2021 at 2:57:18 PM permalink
Quote: Dieter

Whoever decided that September, October, November, and December shouldn't be the seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth months should be stabbed.

I see what you did there. Very clever. 👍
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