Thread Rating:

petroglyph
petroglyph
  • Threads: 19
  • Posts: 3360
Joined: Jan 3, 2013
June 29th, 2018 at 1:37:48 PM permalink
Quote: Face

T'ain't a woman alive that could hold a candle.

Plain to see you haven't been dealing with real women.
dogqck
dogqck
  • Threads: 1
  • Posts: 94
Joined: Jun 22, 2018
June 29th, 2018 at 1:40:20 PM permalink
So Face, does that mean you are Jennifer Tilly are no longer a couple ?
Face
Administrator
Face
  • Threads: 49
  • Posts: 4448
Joined: Dec 27, 2010
June 29th, 2018 at 2:02:27 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Plain to see you haven't been dealing with real women.



Plain to see you've never sat in a '68 R/T convertible with a 440 6pk
The opinions of this moderator are for entertainment purposes only.
petroglyph
petroglyph
  • Threads: 19
  • Posts: 3360
Joined: Jan 3, 2013
June 29th, 2018 at 2:24:37 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Plain to see you've never sat in a '68 R/T convertible with a 440 6pk

Touche
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
  • Threads: 232
  • Posts: 6583
Joined: May 8, 2015
June 29th, 2018 at 2:25:03 PM permalink
correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard that at least during certain eras American muscle cars were flat out faster than the European supercars meaning Ferrari and Lamboghini. not to say that they were better or even in the same league.

if I remember correctly Dodge Stealth many years ago, I think early 90s, was bragging that it was faster than a Ferrari from zero to 60 and I think Ferrari was embarrassed by this.
Please don't feed the trolls
beachbumbabs
beachbumbabs
  • Threads: 100
  • Posts: 14265
Joined: May 21, 2013
June 29th, 2018 at 4:16:38 PM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard that at least during certain eras American muscle cars were flat out faster than the European supercars meaning Ferrari and Lamboghini. not to say that they were better or even in the same league.

if I remember correctly Dodge Stealth many years ago, I think early 90s, was bragging that it was faster than a Ferrari from zero to 60 and I think Ferrari was embarrassed by this.



Pretty sure you're right about the Stealth. Had a good friend in CA who had one (it was a 2008, I think). He had me follow him to service 20 miles away one day for a drop-off. We were on a very crowded I-80. I finally said (via text) good God, man, DRIVE that thing. I know which exit. And OMG, it was a thing of beauty. Mazda doesn't know from ZOOM. That car just went nose down and buh-bye!
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
Face
Administrator
Face
  • Threads: 49
  • Posts: 4448
Joined: Dec 27, 2010
June 29th, 2018 at 7:21:23 PM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard that at least during certain eras American muscle cars were flat out faster than the European supercars meaning Ferrari and Lamboghini. not to say that they were better or even in the same league.

if I remember correctly Dodge Stealth many years ago, I think early 90s, was bragging that it was faster than a Ferrari from zero to 60 and I think Ferrari was embarrassed by this.



If you're into that stuff, you should check out the story of the original Ford GT40. Ford went on a tear in the '60's, hell bent on beating Ferrari, and eventually did some 4 straight years in a row at LeMans. It's pretty feel-good.

"Flat out faster" depends on how you define "faster". Currently, I do believe the Hellcat holds the world title for acceleration, but only up to a certain point (1,000'? 1/4mi?), and that's against all the super and hyper cars out there, from Ferrari to Lamborghini, Bugatti to Pagani. Fastest period (last I knew) was being swapped back and forth between aftermarket company Hennessey and Bugatti. Fastest on the Nürburgring I think is Porsche's 918, but I watch too many hot laps to keep that one straight.

I never heard that tidbit about the Stealth. That makes me giggle =)
The opinions of this moderator are for entertainment purposes only.
billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
June 29th, 2018 at 8:16:40 PM permalink
My Italian car loving friends would ask who cares about what a car does in the quarter mile. Hopefully, you intend to drive it more than the length of your driveway.
I believe the fastest car I've been in off the line was a Tesla Roadster. I cant imagine needing, or even wanting more speed.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
gamerfreak
gamerfreak
  • Threads: 57
  • Posts: 3540
Joined: Dec 28, 2014
June 29th, 2018 at 10:10:58 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

My Italian car loving friends would ask who cares about what a car does in the quarter mile. Hopefully, you intend to drive it more than the length of your driveway.
I believe the fastest car I've been in off the line was a Tesla Roadster. I cant imagine needing, or even wanting more speed.


I think the Tesla has the fastest 0-60 of any production vehicle.

I’ve read it’s due to electric motors having immediately having full torque.
AxelWolf
AxelWolf
  • Threads: 164
  • Posts: 22280
Joined: Oct 10, 2012
June 29th, 2018 at 10:57:24 PM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

I think the Tesla has the fastest 0-60 of any production vehicle.

I’ve read it’s due to electric motors having immediately having full torque.

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
  • Threads: 232
  • Posts: 6583
Joined: May 8, 2015
June 30th, 2018 at 12:51:54 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

My Italian car loving friends would ask who cares about what a car does in the quarter mile.



your friends may not care but believe me the makers of Ferrari and Lamborghini care.

of course they're about a lot more than just speed but still it is an important part of their signature
Please don't feed the trolls
billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
June 30th, 2018 at 1:22:16 AM permalink
My impression is my friends like cruising at 140plus over going 0-60 in under 4. I don't think they would be cool with stopping for gas every half hour or so like Hell Cat owners.
I'm sure the engineers want to be best in everything.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
RS
RS
  • Threads: 62
  • Posts: 8626
Joined: Feb 11, 2014
June 30th, 2018 at 3:38:42 AM permalink
Challengers are horrible. The windows are all messed up and it's impossible to see anything around you. Want to merge left or right? No reason to look, because you won't be able to see if there's a car there either way, so just go.

The seat belt is just completely retarded and seems like its main purpose is to try to strangle you. The cup holders are trash as well as the general area between the driver and shotgun seat.

Have more than 3 people total? Well someone's gotta go in the back....yeah, that's like impossible to do, and no room back there either.

The darn windshield wiper + fluid button is super touchy, so even if you barely touch it, it's shooting out windshield wiper juice stuff. Oh, and the gas cap just opens right up. It's not locked. That's sure a great idea, mhmmm.

The media console (or whatever you call it, ya know, where the rear-view-camera picture goes, how you change the radio station, etc.) is complete garbage. The screen is tiny.

But yeah, they're fast.

Next time I get f***ed by a car rental place and end up with a challenger, perhaps I'll write a more in depth description of why the car is literally trash.

My hat is off to Chrysler 300's as those are excellent cars (no I'm not a drug dealer). At least for renting, they are. I heard they're bad to own because they're made poorly, but yolo, I just rent.
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
  • Threads: 232
  • Posts: 6583
Joined: May 8, 2015
June 30th, 2018 at 5:33:30 AM permalink
Quote: RS

My hat is off to Chrysler 300's as those are excellent cars



I think Chrysler 300s are very attractive cars - the body style - as attractive as just about any sedan IMO. also, very roomy

I was thinking about buying one but I just can't handle the Chrysler name and its poor reputation for reliability

yeah, I just posted about the Challenger because of the stats on its speed. no other reason.
Please don't feed the trolls
Rigondeaux
Rigondeaux
  • Threads: 30
  • Posts: 2549
Joined: Aug 18, 2014
June 30th, 2018 at 2:10:21 PM permalink
I've been an atheist since probably about age 12.

Today I left my phone in the Longhorn and when I went back it was still there.

Going to get baptized in a river and start speaking in tongues later today. Pass the snake!
billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
June 30th, 2018 at 2:19:41 PM permalink
300s are great if you only have two people, but the backseat gets cramped pretty quickly.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
RS
RS
  • Threads: 62
  • Posts: 8626
Joined: Feb 11, 2014
June 30th, 2018 at 3:02:58 PM permalink
OH. AND THE DAMN DOOR HANDLE ON CHALLENGERS (the inside one). WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT??????
Keeneone
Keeneone
  • Threads: 21
  • Posts: 1422
Joined: Aug 16, 2014
June 30th, 2018 at 3:11:22 PM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

I've been an atheist since probably about age 12.

Today I left my phone in the Longhorn and when I went back it was still there.

Going to get baptized in a river and start speaking in tongues later today. Pass the snake!


I assume you were visting the immense WH sportsbook while there. Great result BTW. I have always thought it may be helpful to believe in god before you go into the Longhorn.

Last edited by: Keeneone on Jun 30, 2018
AxelWolf
AxelWolf
  • Threads: 164
  • Posts: 22280
Joined: Oct 10, 2012
June 30th, 2018 at 3:28:31 PM permalink
Quote: Keeneone

I assume you where visting the immense WH sportsbook while there. Great result BTW. I have always thought it may be helpful to believe in god before you go into the Longhorn.

That's where he picks up his dates.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
djatc
djatc
  • Threads: 83
  • Posts: 4477
Joined: Jan 15, 2013
June 30th, 2018 at 4:04:59 PM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

I've been an atheist since probably about age 12.

Today I left my phone in the Longhorn and when I went back it was still there.

Going to get baptized in a river and start speaking in tongues later today. Pass the snake!



There are no atheists in foxholes and casinos bruh
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
petroglyph
petroglyph
  • Threads: 19
  • Posts: 3360
Joined: Jan 3, 2013
June 30th, 2018 at 4:54:37 PM permalink
Anyone have the scuttlebutt on why the Pioneer casino closed in Laughlin?
vegas
vegas
  • Threads: 30
  • Posts: 700
Joined: Apr 27, 2012
June 30th, 2018 at 5:55:59 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Anyone have the scuttlebutt on why the Pioneer casino closed in Laughlin?





They had new owners take over the place May 1. You can still book rooms on their website.
50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
petroglyph
petroglyph
  • Threads: 19
  • Posts: 3360
Joined: Jan 3, 2013
June 30th, 2018 at 6:02:14 PM permalink
Thanks. I believe at one time they had the most productive casino in Nevada per sq. ft.

I called, they said all their dealers had been laid off. Bummer, as they were all mature dealers.
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
  • Threads: 232
  • Posts: 6583
Joined: May 8, 2015
July 1st, 2018 at 2:20:28 AM permalink
delete
Last edited by: lilredrooster on Jul 1, 2018
Please don't feed the trolls
MrV
MrV
  • Threads: 364
  • Posts: 8158
Joined: Feb 13, 2010
Thanked by
petroglyph
July 1st, 2018 at 8:53:32 AM permalink
Now for something completely different and quite miscellaneous.

Michael Jackson

Lest we forget.
"What, me worry?"
RogerKint
RogerKint
  • Threads: 15
  • Posts: 1916
Joined: Dec 5, 2011
July 1st, 2018 at 3:12:08 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

Now for something completely different and quite miscellaneous.

Michael Jackson

Lest we forget.



I see your MJ and raise you a Mr. Conway Twitty.

100% risk of ruin
GWAE
GWAE
  • Threads: 93
  • Posts: 9854
Joined: Sep 20, 2013
July 2nd, 2018 at 8:14:14 AM permalink
weather this morning at 6am

western PA-- 78 degrees and 99% humidity

Vegas -- 84 degrees and 7% humidity


ugggg, get me out of this crap.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
Gabes22
Gabes22
  • Threads: 15
  • Posts: 1427
Joined: Jul 19, 2011
July 2nd, 2018 at 8:30:44 AM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard that at least during certain eras American muscle cars were flat out faster than the European supercars meaning Ferrari and Lamboghini. not to say that they were better or even in the same league.

if I remember correctly Dodge Stealth many years ago, I think early 90s, was bragging that it was faster than a Ferrari from zero to 60 and I think Ferrari was embarrassed by this.



I don't doubt at all that many of the American cars may be faster, but that is merely straight line speed. Many of the American sports cars, (the new Corvette Stingray notwithstanding) corner for absolute shit
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
Gabes22
Gabes22
  • Threads: 15
  • Posts: 1427
Joined: Jul 19, 2011
July 2nd, 2018 at 8:30:45 AM permalink
Duplicate
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
DRich
DRich
  • Threads: 86
  • Posts: 11728
Joined: Jul 6, 2012
July 2nd, 2018 at 11:23:34 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

weather this morning at 6am

western PA-- 78 degrees and 99% humidity

Vegas -- 84 degrees and 7% humidity


ugggg, get me out of this crap.



So move!!! Jobs are plentiful in Las Vegas, pay is decent, and no state income tax. No family excuses, no friend excuses, no work excuses, just do it.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
AxelWolf
AxelWolf
  • Threads: 164
  • Posts: 22280
Joined: Oct 10, 2012
July 2nd, 2018 at 12:31:12 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

So move!!! Jobs are plentiful in Las Vegas, pay is decent, and no state income tax. No family excuses, no friend excuses, no work excuses, just do it.



He will fit right in (-;
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
GWAE
GWAE
  • Threads: 93
  • Posts: 9854
Joined: Sep 20, 2013
Thanked by
AxelWolfbeachbumbabs
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:06:03 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf



He will fit right in (-;



I would never stay in a single wide
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
GWAE
GWAE
  • Threads: 93
  • Posts: 9854
Joined: Sep 20, 2013
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:08:08 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

So move!!! Jobs are plentiful in Las Vegas, pay is decent, and no state income tax. No family excuses, no friend excuses, no work excuses, just do it.



I have had my chance to move before, but I really like this area. 99% humidity is a little rough and a foot of snow is a little rough but other than that I love this area
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:09:29 PM permalink
Get thee to a pop free zone!
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
DRich
DRich
  • Threads: 86
  • Posts: 11728
Joined: Jul 6, 2012
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:32:32 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Quote: AxelWolf



He will fit right in (-;



I would never stay in a single wide



I think Axel was offering you a room in his "house". I see that he put a dehumidifier in.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
PokerGrinder
PokerGrinder
  • Threads: 26
  • Posts: 5033
Joined: Apr 30, 2015
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:34:03 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

Now for something completely different and quite miscellaneous.

Michael Jackson

Lest we forget.


Lest we forget that he diddled little boys?
You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. — Amarillo Slim Preston
MrV
MrV
  • Threads: 364
  • Posts: 8158
Joined: Feb 13, 2010
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:41:04 PM permalink
Lots of folks diddle little boys.

None moon walked like he did.
"What, me worry?"
GWAE
GWAE
  • Threads: 93
  • Posts: 9854
Joined: Sep 20, 2013
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:43:02 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

Quote: GWAE

Quote: AxelWolf



He will fit right in (-;



I would never stay in a single wide



I think Axel was offering you a room in his "house". I see that he put a dehumidifier in.



It's bad when you read something and actually laugh out loud when you are around other people. The strange looks that you get.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
Keeneone
Keeneone
  • Threads: 21
  • Posts: 1422
Joined: Aug 16, 2014
July 2nd, 2018 at 3:51:40 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Quote: DRich

Quote: GWAE

Quote: AxelWolf



He will fit right in (-;



I would never stay in a single wide



I think Axel was offering you a room in his "house". I see that he put a dehumidifier in.



It's bad when you read something and actually laugh out loud when you are around other people. The strange looks that you get.


I also laughed out (although in private) at DRich's "dehumidifier" post. Well done.


The Breaking Bad RV (in the photo) likely adds to the local property values.
billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
July 2nd, 2018 at 6:52:35 PM permalink
The Airstream isn't cheap, either.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
FleaStiff
FleaStiff
  • Threads: 265
  • Posts: 14484
Joined: Oct 19, 2009
July 3rd, 2018 at 4:32:06 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

So move!!! Jobs are plentiful in Las Vegas,

They are? I thought pornslappers no longer existed.
MaxPen
MaxPen
  • Threads: 13
  • Posts: 3634
Joined: Feb 4, 2015
Thanked by
RS
July 4th, 2018 at 12:37:48 AM permalink
Stay away from the barber shops on Spring Mountain Road.😬😳😜


OnceDear
OnceDear
  • Threads: 63
  • Posts: 7478
Joined: Jun 1, 2014
July 4th, 2018 at 1:17:59 AM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Stay away from the barber shops on Spring Mountain Road.😬😳😜


The video ends before we see him delicately trim behind the ears... and eyebrow trim?

There are two lunatics in that video :o)
Psalm 25:16 Turn to me and be gracious to me, for I am lonely and afflicted. Proverbs 18:2 A fool finds no satisfaction in trying to understand, for he would rather express his own opinion.
RS
RS
  • Threads: 62
  • Posts: 8626
Joined: Feb 11, 2014
July 4th, 2018 at 3:05:47 AM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Stay away from the barber shops on Spring Mountain Road.😬😳😜



That dude in the chair looks scared AF.
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
  • Threads: 232
  • Posts: 6583
Joined: May 8, 2015
July 4th, 2018 at 3:14:06 AM permalink
a woman in Johannesburg was in a car crash. the paramedics declared her dead. 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑼𝑻 𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑶 𝑨 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑬𝒁𝑬𝑹

later, a forensics worker noticed 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/07/03/a-woman-declared-dead-after-a-crash-was-put-in-a-morgue-freezer-then-someone-noticed-her-breathing/?utm_term=.ae4f74fa5aca
Please don't feed the trolls
Hullabaloo
Hullabaloo
  • Threads: 17
  • Posts: 452
Joined: Nov 30, 2014
Thanked by
onenickelmiracle
July 4th, 2018 at 11:46:37 AM permalink
Long ago this was rather common, enough so that some people had a string they could pull from inside the coffin to ring a bell above which gave us the phrases "dead ringer" and "saved by the bell".
MrV
MrV
  • Threads: 364
  • Posts: 8158
Joined: Feb 13, 2010
July 4th, 2018 at 12:27:52 PM permalink
The apocalypse is nigh:

Dr. Pimple Popper

A new TV show on TLC.
"What, me worry?"
Doc
Doc
  • Threads: 46
  • Posts: 7287
Joined: Feb 27, 2010
July 4th, 2018 at 12:28:29 PM permalink
I thought "saved by the bell" was a boxing reference.
MaxPen
MaxPen
  • Threads: 13
  • Posts: 3634
Joined: Feb 4, 2015
July 4th, 2018 at 1:01:42 PM permalink
Quote: OnceDear

The video ends before we see him delicately trim behind the ears... and eyebrow trim?

There are two lunatics in that video :o)



Some opt in for the eyeball trim and clean. However, that is best left to the specialist.

billryan
billryan
  • Threads: 240
  • Posts: 16282
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
July 4th, 2018 at 5:03:23 PM permalink
Quote: Doc

I thought "saved by the bell" was a boxing reference.



I imagine most people do. I did until I saw a short documentary on Amazon.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
  • Jump to: