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April 1st, 2018 at 12:24:46 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Bring back Mcdonalds Deep-fried apple pies they are SOOO delicious!



US mcdicks don’t have those anymore? I get them every so often, 2/$1.29 or something like that. They are so bad but so good.
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April 1st, 2018 at 1:07:03 AM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder

US mcdicks don’t have those anymore? I get them every so often, 2/$1.29 or something like that. They are so bad but so good.


Most places are baked now, not deep-fried. Supposably.

Stop spamming this thread y’all gonna get us banned. :(
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April 1st, 2018 at 1:20:28 AM permalink
Quote: RS

Most places are baked now, not deep-fried. Supposably.

Stop spamming this thread y’all gonna get us banned. :(


I’ve been trying (unsuccessfully) to get you banned for awhile. Sadly the mods seem to think we are friends having fun instead of the mortal enemies that we are!
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April 1st, 2018 at 6:43:41 AM permalink
Quote: Keeneone

I did not say he should not be suspended for whatever he posted. But if he was suspended for something in the current "2A" thread (that really belongs over at DT) then I volunteer to serve his time.



Drives me crazy when people say something should go to DT. You do realize these are 2 different companies, right? Saying something goes there is the same as saying something else belongs at reddit. Not everyone is a member on every forum on the net.
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April 1st, 2018 at 9:25:57 AM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder

Cheesecake is glorious, red velvet is like the $10 whore of cake.

speaking of $10 whores, surprised you didn't partake in any while in SE Asia?
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April 1st, 2018 at 9:46:18 AM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

speaking of $10 whores, surprised you didn't partake in any while in SE Asia?
:)


Not my cup of tea.
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April 1st, 2018 at 9:58:40 AM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder

Not my cup of tea.


I agree. First it grosses me out. Second I would be terrified that I am funding slavery or human trafficking. Not sure how rampant that is. I imagine the majority are in the business on their own free will, but the idea alone is enough to turn me off completely.
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April 1st, 2018 at 10:22:09 AM permalink
Were I single, horny and traveling in SE Asia I might consider the local equivalent of a massage parlor, but nothing more: oh, the diseases!
Last edited by: MrV on Apr 1, 2018
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April 1st, 2018 at 11:40:24 AM permalink
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April 1st, 2018 at 1:13:20 PM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

I agree. First it grosses me out. Second I would be terrified that I am funding slavery or human trafficking. Not sure how rampant that is. I imagine the majority are in the business on their own free will, but the idea alone is enough to turn me off completely.


Both trafficking and slavery are rampant in Southeast Asia,many times the girls families are threatened,it's really a sad situation.
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April 1st, 2018 at 2:00:03 PM permalink
Any mods around? We have a new user that isn't...
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30566-so-hostile-towards-newbies/#post637676
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April 1st, 2018 at 5:13:48 PM permalink
Quote: OnceDear

Any mods around? We have a new user that isn't...
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30566-so-hostile-towards-newbies/#post637676



This is funny

Don't think the mods could handle this on their own? There is a reason there is a report button...

Post like this and the topic guessing trumps final days (which you were completely wrong about) shows a lot about your character.
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April 1st, 2018 at 5:56:51 PM permalink
Quote: Homelessnyc

This is funny

Don't think the mods could handle this on their own? There is a reason there is a report button...

Post like this and the topic guessing trumps final days (which you were completely wrong about) shows a lot about your character.



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April 1st, 2018 at 6:26:36 PM permalink
Quote: Homelessnyc

This is funny

Don't think the mods could handle this on their own? There is a reason there is a report button...

The Flag button deals with the post. This dealt with the poster. I don't care what you assume about my character.
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April 1st, 2018 at 6:48:37 PM permalink
Quote: OnceDear

The Flag button deals with the post. This dealt with the poster. I don't care what you assume about my character.

I wonder what the requirements are for having a flag button? I had one quite a while back, then I didn't, then I did, now I don't.
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April 1st, 2018 at 6:51:39 PM permalink
Quote: OnceDear

The Flag button deals with the post. This dealt with the poster. I don't care what you assume about my character.



Wow you really don't give the mods much credit...

No assumption, just facts... moving on
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April 1st, 2018 at 7:05:10 PM permalink
I thought it was an act of selfless compassion by Monsieur Dear, to set him (and him, and him, and...his whole pack of hims) free from prolonged suffering under the oppressive chains that forced him to remain enslaved in this vile den of iniquity to be continually tormented by his inferiors:

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...i am just too good for this place...

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April 1st, 2018 at 10:43:41 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

There is nothing wrong with summoning the Mod Squad



Maybe OnceDear is a secret mod summoning himself
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April 2nd, 2018 at 2:55:52 AM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

I wonder what the requirements are for having a flag button? I had one quite a while back, then I didn't, then I did, now I don't.



Ditto here. Occasionally i see one. Don't see any right now
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April 2nd, 2018 at 3:24:23 AM permalink
Quote: michael99000

Maybe OnceDear is a secret mod summoning himself



LMAO! :D
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April 2nd, 2018 at 10:04:32 PM permalink
You guys don't have flag buttons?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 2nd, 2018 at 10:09:41 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

You guys don't have flag buttons?

I don't, but no matter. I wondered what the criteria is.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 11:18:27 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

You guys don't have flag buttons?



I sometimes have a flag button and sometimes don’t. No idea why , it seems random. Although I noticed I lose it more often on the weekends.

Maybe they assume I’m a drinker in my free time and I’d abuse it
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April 2nd, 2018 at 11:28:52 PM permalink
Quote: michael99000

I sometimes have a flag button and sometimes don’t. No idea why , it seems random. Although I noticed I lose it more often on the weekends.

Maybe they assume I’m a drinker in my free time and I’d abuse it

.

We have Mickycrimm to thank for that.
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April 2nd, 2018 at 11:29:56 PM permalink
It only shows up on new members’ posts. After they get like 10 or 15 or some such number, it goes away.
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April 3rd, 2018 at 3:24:13 AM permalink
Quote: RS

It only shows up on new members’ posts. After they get like 10 or 15 or some such number, it goes away.

Yours goes away?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 3rd, 2018 at 4:08:10 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Yours goes away?



Maybe you have some mod powers. You secret mod, and no one told you?

Maybe you're a demi-mod. Like Hercules.
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April 3rd, 2018 at 4:56:18 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Maybe you have some mod powers. You secret mod, and no one told you?

Maybe you're a demi-mod. Like Hercules.

Secret mods are just a myth nowadays.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 3rd, 2018 at 5:49:26 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Secret mods are just a myth nowadays.



I heard if you find one they give you a pot of gold.


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April 9th, 2018 at 6:16:55 AM permalink
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30605-setting-the-record-straight/#post639375

Probably going to get suspended again for this ^^^^...So im gonna apologize in advance to the Admins of this forum, even though im sticking with the post i made..This is just getting out of hand..I thought this forum was about Gambling, not getting yourself kicked out of casinos multiple times in hopes of a lawsuit settlement.
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April 9th, 2018 at 6:21:48 AM permalink
Quote: GlenG

https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30605-setting-the-record-straight/#post639375

Probably going to get suspended again for this ^^^^...So im gonna apologize in advance to the Admins of this forum, even though im sticking with the post i made..This is just getting out of hand..I thought this forum was about Gambling, not getting yourself kicked out of casinos multiple times in hopes of a lawsuit settlement.



good advice
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April 9th, 2018 at 6:22:26 AM permalink
Quote: GlenG

https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30605-setting-the-record-straight/#post639375

Probably going to get suspended again for this ^^^^...So im gonna apologize in advance to the Admins of this forum, even though im sticking with the post i made..This is just getting out of hand..I thought this forum was about Gambling, not getting yourself kicked out of casinos multiple times in hopes of a lawsuit settlement.



Ignore button works if you consider someone unreasonable and can’t bite your tongue. Edit button also works if you think better of it.... I’m generally unable to follow my own advice here.
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April 9th, 2018 at 6:28:52 AM permalink
Glen, I would hope you don't get suspended for your comment. As far as what this forum is all about, it is about gambling and the tangential issues which arise around gambling. ZK's thoughts are totally about a subject that is appropriate for being discussed here. Your straightjacket comment is near the line, but I don't think crossed it, but the final arbiters will be BBB or Wiz.
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April 9th, 2018 at 6:39:06 AM permalink
Don't worry so much. You are still going to have a casino job tomorrow. ZenKing can only be one place at a time. He is working the Stratosphere and SLS. They are the targets of his wrath and they are the ones who have to live in fear of the GreatOne and almighty powerful ZK. Don't you work elsewhere?
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April 9th, 2018 at 8:26:52 AM permalink
Quote: GlenG

https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/blackjack/30605-setting-the-record-straight/#post639375

Probably going to get suspended again for this ^^^^...So im gonna apologize in advance to the Admins of this forum, even though im sticking with the post i made..This is just getting out of hand..I thought this forum was about Gambling, not getting yourself kicked out of casinos multiple times in hopes of a lawsuit settlement.



I don't have a problem with anything you wrote in response to ZKs post.
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April 9th, 2018 at 8:55:30 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I don't have a problem with anything you wrote in response to ZKs post.



Neither did I.
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April 9th, 2018 at 10:19:18 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Neither did I.




After he cleans up the sleazy casino biz, zk will take on the phony baloney websites that suck on the casinos teat.
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April 9th, 2018 at 10:34:31 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Neither did I.

You guys are getting soft.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 9th, 2018 at 10:43:19 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

You guys are getting soft.


There’s a pill for that.
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April 9th, 2018 at 10:44:05 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

You guys are getting soft.



GlenG this morning at 6am as he lays himself to sleep

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April 9th, 2018 at 11:43:31 AM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder

There’s a pill for that.

I hear it won't work for a guy like you, who according to LMD is on meds, vodka, and Pepto. I noticed you mentioned huffing paint as well.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 9th, 2018 at 11:52:56 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I hear it won't work for a guy like you, who according to LMD is on meds, vodka, and Pepto. I noticed you mentioned huffing paint as well.


You know me, I love all that good stuff! 🤣
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April 9th, 2018 at 12:39:35 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I hear it won't work for a guy like you, who according to LMD is on meds, vodka, and Pepto. I noticed you mentioned huffing paint as well.


There's nothing wrong with eating cat food, huffing glue, and chugging a beer so you feel extremely sick and tired and makes you fall asleep.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8vAo2gIDSY

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April 10th, 2018 at 10:02:48 AM permalink
Should Laymedown be nuked?

I'm convinced he trolled the board on the "I can roll lots of nines" thread.

Such a craps tease.
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:06:59 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

Should Laymedown be nuked?

I'm convinced he trolled the board on the "I can roll lots of nines" thread.

Such a craps tease.



Interesting question. I would nuke him now. He is adding absolutely nothing. He has been given quite a bit of leeway but that should end. If I was Mike I would invoke the nuclear option for the good of the forum. There are now around 5 useless threads all saying the same thing.
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:13:39 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

Should Laymedown be nuked?

I'm convinced he trolled the board on the "I can roll lots of nines" thread.

Such a craps tease.



Yes he should be nuked.

It was your typical newbie joining the board , making outlandish boasts about an ability to defy the odds/math of some casino game , and then steadily backing off those claims as soon as the wizard brings up the idea of a real life challenge to be witnessed by other members.

Isn’t this the definition of trolling? Every thread involving him can now be looked at as nothing more than a colossal waste of time
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:15:35 AM permalink
He is becoming increasingly aggressive and unfriendly.

I have a feeling there is a reason OntarioDealer noped out of a meetup challenge so quickly when he figured out who LMD was.
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:22:37 AM permalink
The recent threads are being taken over by dice setting crap. This forum is about math and gambling not crazy systems and mind control of dice lol. I personally think it’s time for the looney tunes to stop playing on Saturday mornings.
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:26:35 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I don't have a problem with anything you wrote in response to ZKs post.


So just to clarify for future reference it's okay to tell someone to shut up?
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April 10th, 2018 at 10:28:41 AM permalink
I just got told, actually more like it was demanded that I answer the effing question lol. I felt like I was on the stand in a law show. It was fun.
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