Nareed
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:01:04 AM permalink
I heard Ronal Reagan tell this one:

Q: Who came up with Communism, a scientist or a politician?
A: A politician. A scientist would have tried it on rats first.
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FarFromVegas
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:16:55 AM permalink
Quote: Switch

A guy goes up to a prostitute standing on a street corner in Vegas.

"How much for full sex?" he asks.

"Twenty Five dollars", came the reply.

"Wow, that's not much, why are you so cheap?", he queries.

"Well I haven't got a womb", replies the prostitute.

"But surely that won't make any difference to the love making, will it?" says the guy.

The prositute replies "No, no, we just have to do it behind the wailings"



A hooker walks up to a guy stopped at a red light and says, "Look, it's been a slow day, so I'll do anything you want for 20 bucks as long as you can describe it in 3 words or less."

The man thinks about it for a second and says, "Paint my house."
Each of us is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts. Preparing for a fight about your bad decision is not as smart as making a good decision.
Wavy70
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:39:20 AM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

I think you have WoV confused with democratundergroung or dailykos?

HINT: If you are going to do an off-color joke, make it clever.



Would you recognize "clever" if you saw it?

You seem ok with racist jokes tho.
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Nareed
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:40:51 AM permalink
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A: There are things a prostitute won't do for money.
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AZDuffman
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:56:00 AM permalink
Quote: Wavy70

Would you recognize "clever" if you saw it?

You seem ok with racist jokes tho.



Really? What racist joke did I tell?
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Wavy70
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:58:19 AM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

Really? What racist joke did I tell?



Didn't say you did but they don't seem to offend you when they are told in this thread.

Yawn
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AZDuffman
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March 17th, 2011 at 10:58:36 AM permalink
Quote: Nareed

I heard Ronal Reagan tell this one:

Q: Who came up with Communism, a scientist or a politician?
A: A politician. A scientist would have tried it on rats first.




Reagan: The USA is better than the USSR. In this country anyone can walk up to the gates of the White House and say, "I hate Reagan, he is a war monger!"
Gorbachev: "So what, in the USSR anyone can walk up to the gates of the Kremlin and say, "I hate Reagan, he is a war monger."
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FarFromVegas
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March 17th, 2011 at 11:03:02 AM permalink
Each of us is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts. Preparing for a fight about your bad decision is not as smart as making a good decision.
AZDuffman
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March 17th, 2011 at 11:40:13 AM permalink
Quote: Wavy70

Didn't say you did but they don't seem to offend you when they are told in this thread.

Yawn



So lets see, because I didn't act like some girly-man and cry that I was "offended" somehow I am a racist? You are really reaching now. What's next, because I don't tell people I think it is wrong to beat puppies that it is OK to do?

Why don't you just admit you couldn't understand why the joke I posted was not political in nature?
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Wavy70
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March 17th, 2011 at 12:26:52 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

So lets see, because I didn't act like some girly-man and cry that I was "offended" somehow I am a racist? You are really reaching now. What's next, because I don't tell people I think it is wrong to beat puppies that it is OK to do?

Why don't you just admit you couldn't understand why the joke I posted was not political in nature?



Haven't thought you made any jokes yet.
You missing an anger management class to chat with me by chance?
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