MathExtremist
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March 16th, 2011 at 6:53:32 PM permalink
A son sends a prostitute over to his widowed father, in his 90s, and who is still a self-proclaimed ladies' man. She tells him she is his birthday present and is there to give him super sex.

He thinks for a moment and then says "I'll take the soup."

(source: Sid Raymond)
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weaselman
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March 16th, 2011 at 7:25:06 PM permalink
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror .. like his passengers.
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Wavy70
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:02:39 PM permalink
What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and vagina?

Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded…
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ItsCalledSoccer
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:41:47 PM permalink
jee -ZUS, dude! Can we PLEASE have one fun thread without your political rantings?

Keep it in the FSZ, donkey.
Wavy70
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:43:04 PM permalink
Quote: ItsCalledSoccer

jee -ZUS, dude! Can we PLEASE have one fun thread without your political rantings?

Keep it in the FSZ, donkey.



There were two jokes with a political slant. Which one did you not enjoy?

BTW Donkey might be considered a personal insult by some.
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ItsCalledSoccer
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:44:39 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

A blond, Barack Obama, and a rabbi walk into a bar, bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"



Not political, donkey.

Sheesh.
Wavy70
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:46:15 PM permalink
Quote: ItsCalledSoccer

Not political, donkey.

Sheesh.



Hmmm I was under the impression President Obama was a politician.

Please refrain from personal insults. Sorry I missed where it said you needed to approve them first.
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ItsCalledSoccer
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:53:37 PM permalink
Quote: Wavy70

Hmmm I was under the impression President Obama was a politician.

Please refrain from personal insults. Sorry I missed where it said you needed to approve them first.



Donkeys don't get to tell me how to behave, and it's not about my approval, but your judgment.

But hey, if you want to be the forum's new "hyper-sensitive and over-political to the point of losing credibility" jester now that MKL and JerryLogan are gone, be my guest.
Wavy70
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March 16th, 2011 at 8:59:11 PM permalink
Quote: ItsCalledSoccer


But hey, if you want to be the forum's new "hyper-sensitive and over-political to the point of losing credibility" jester now that MKL and JerryLogan are gone, be my guest.



Ahh if they agree with your ancient political philosophy than it's OK. But any thought aside from what you think is wrong.
My that is quite a non freedom loving idea.

Sorry if a politician uses their family as a campaign pawn they are fair game.

I am also sorry if I told you what to do. Seems like a sore point. Must happen often.
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ItsCalledSoccer
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March 16th, 2011 at 9:07:32 PM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

A blond, Barack Obama, and a rabbi walk into a bar, bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"




Quote: Wavy70

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and vagina?

Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded…



These two jokes are equivalent? Only in the mind of an over-sensitive, hyper-political jester.

Sheesh. I regret starting the thread now ...

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