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May 4th, 2016 at 8:45:59 AM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Yeah. If your going to pick on a religion, pick on ALL of them. They're all equally a stupid con job.

I swear I did not have sex with that religion!
Wait... can you define religion again please?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
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May 10th, 2016 at 11:34:31 AM permalink
I asked my friend Charley: "What are you doing for Valentine's Day?"

Charley says: "I'm going fishing"

I say: "On Valentine's Day? Why?"

Charley says: "You know I like to fish."

I ask "Why don't you stay home and have sex with that girlfriend of yours?"

Charley says: "Well, Gordon, she has gonorrhea."

"Gee, that's too bad. But what about oral sex, huh?"

He says " She also has pyorrhea, you know, disease of the gums"

I say: "Well flip her over on her tummy and have sex with her that way."

He says: "She also has diarrhea"

"Gonorrhea! Pyorrhea!? Diarrhea???? Why are you dating this girl?"

_______ "Well, she also has worms. And you know I like to fish."
So many better men, a few of them friends, were dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did I.

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