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odiousgambit
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May 19th, 2017 at 2:26:40 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

We made velveeta and rotel last weekend. Yummmy



This sort of usage is what velveeta is great for, I think the chili thing is an offshoot of the rotel idea

"Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed." .......... Mark Twain
onenickelmiracle
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May 19th, 2017 at 3:38:44 AM permalink
Velveeta, best use is hitting someone over the head with the box. I'm too good for that gelatinous block of orange stuff. It sickens me just thinking about what that stuff is.
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DrawingDead
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onenickelmiracle
May 19th, 2017 at 3:50:50 AM permalink
I completely forgot Velveeta. It still exists? Do they keep it somewhere near actual cheese? I'm gonna get some. Don't know what I plan to do with it, but I'll get a block for nostalgia sake, and figure out a purpose for it later. As I recall (from about the 1970s) the stuff keeps really well (long). That's a good thing, right?
Nevermind.
lilredrooster
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May 19th, 2017 at 4:25:21 AM permalink
Quote: RS

So I tried these Ranch Style Beans (canned) from the store a week or so ago. Pretty good. So I bought two more cans the other day.



we used to sing this when i was a kid. still makes me laugh.


Beans, beans, are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal
everybody wants to go to heaven. but nobody wants to die.
FleaStiff
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May 19th, 2017 at 7:53:29 AM permalink
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What kind of world is it that charges 50c for coffee at a free buffet? 😷 How they gonna run a successful binness and not even have Schlitz Malt liquor?

Ooops. My mistake. I'm not sure if they even have this anymore but it was an unpublicized early morning buffet at a nominal charge. For some reason, the coffee was fifty cents, I've no idea why. I doubt very many people would want Schlitz Malt Liquor if they are staying at The Venetian. Even those that might would undoubtedly not care for it from 6:00am to 8:00am.

Once I left the buffet area and took the grand total of twenty steps to the isolated craps table and then had my free coffee care of the morning CW who for some reason recognized me, though I don't know why. I will admit that it is foolish to charge fifty cents for coffee in the tiny little breakfast alcove but give coffee away free about twenty feet away. Casinos do strange things sometimes. I think it has something to with one hand not knowing about the other hand or the like.
FleaStiff
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May 19th, 2017 at 8:05:23 AM permalink
Properly prepared beans should not induce gastrointestinal methane. Those who find beans discomforting need to ingest knotwood, mugwort, glucobrassisin. I posted about Rapini (Broccoli Raab) on a companion site. Ingesting that will reduce flatulence, lower glucose levels, lower blood pressure and bring world peace.
onenickelmiracle
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May 19th, 2017 at 10:36:52 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Ooops. My mistake. I'm not sure if they even have this anymore but it was an unpublicized early morning buffet at a nominal charge. For some reason, the coffee was fifty cents, I've no idea why. I doubt very many people would want Schlitz Malt Liquor if they are staying at The Venetian. Even those that might would undoubtedly not care for it from 6:00am to 8:00am.

Once I left the buffet area and took the grand total of twenty steps to the isolated craps table and then had my free coffee care of the morning CW who for some reason recognized me, though I don't know why. I will admit that it is foolish to charge fifty cents for coffee in the tiny little breakfast alcove but give coffee away free about twenty feet away. Casinos do strange things sometimes. I think it has something to with one hand not knowing about the other hand or the like.

I was totally not serious. They probably just charged 50c to let people open their wallet in order to tip the staff. I found it funny you would mention them even charging for coffee, was humorous. The Schlitz malt liquor was a movie reference to Double Take.
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May 19th, 2017 at 1:42:14 PM permalink
Quote: DrawingDead

I completely forgot Velveeta. It still exists? Do they keep it somewhere near actual cheese? I'm gonna get some. Don't know what I plan to do with it, but I'll get a block for nostalgia sake, and figure out a purpose for it later. As I recall (from about the 1970s) the stuff keeps really well (long). That's a good thing, right?



My grocery store keeps it on the shelf under the bag cheese. I never thought about it until I bought it at walmart. They had it on the shelf next to the taco kits. I was confused for a sec so I read the box and it says refrigerate after opening.
FleaStiff
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May 19th, 2017 at 4:53:49 PM permalink
Velveeta huh? I think y'all should go eat at the Silver Sevens Gourmet Buffet.
onenickelmiracle
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May 21st, 2017 at 7:04:44 AM permalink
At local corporate store.

Cashier: I'll take you on register one.

ONM: (thinking about that) How old are you?

Cashier: How old do you think I am?

ONM: Young.

Cashier: 20

ONM: Oh, that's too young.

Cashier: I'm 22.

ONM: Ok I'll see you, thanks.

That's somebody's daughter, and Im censored censored censored, but respectfully.
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