Quote: billryanI'm always on time. I get wherever I'm going precisely at the moment I arrive. Not a minute before, or a moment after.
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Wherever you go, there you are.
Noob: you need to report in Rial.Quote: TigerWuEvenBob has inspired me... Next time I play roulette, I'm going to play with US dollars but report my winnings in Hong Kong dollars so it looks like I'm winning way more than I actually am. Then I'm going to invest the winnings and move my calendar ahead by one year so I get an extra year's worth of interest. Can't believe I didn't think of this before...
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Ooooooh. That's a recipe for embarrassing trouble: What if you jog faster on the outgoing journey and slower on the way back? You might find yourself taking your post jog shower hundreds of metres outside of your building $:o)Quote: jjjooogggI had an employee that thought my casio digital wristwatch was unnecessary. She said her cell phone has time. But i use stopwatch for jogging distance. 10 min out, 10 min back.
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Quote: OnceDearOoooooh. That's a recipe for embarrassing trouble: What if you jog faster on the outgoing journey and slower on the way back? You might find yourself taking your post jog shower hundreds of metres outside of your building $:o)Quote: jjjooogggI had an employee that thought my casio digital wristwatch was unnecessary. She said her cell phone has time. But i use stopwatch for jogging distance. 10 min out, 10 min back.
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That’s when i retroactively use the 1st leg as a speed run and the 2nd leg as a cool down.
Quote: billryanI'm always on time.
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I'm always early. Guess why..
Quote: EvenBobQuote: billryanI'm always on time.
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I'm always early. Guess why..
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Because you leave early.
Quote: TigerWuQuote: EvenBobQuote: billryanI'm always on time.
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I'm always early. Guess why..
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Because you leave early.
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Because I'm in a different time zone then the place where I have my appointment. Technically I'm in the time zone that's in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Quote: EvenBobQuote: TigerWuQuote: EvenBobQuote: billryanI'm always on time.
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I'm always early. Guess why..
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Because you leave early.
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Because I'm in a different time zone then the place where I have my appointment. Technically I'm in the time zone that's in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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Yes, you leave early.
Quote: billryanToday was a perfect example of why EB accidentally discovered virtual time travel. I left Tucson at around 9 A.m. and got to my fifth wheel just before 1 p.m.. after making a few stops. I, in effect, wasted my entire morning. Using the EB method, I simply turned the clock back three hours and spent two hours cleaning my shed out before lunch. Don't knock it until you try it.
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Why not just turn the clock back decades and go back to your childhood and start over. That makes as much sense as this story does.
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
What happened to the new challenge?Quote: odiousgambitI discovered how Bob wins so much in the casino
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
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Quote: AxelWolfWhat happened to the new challenge?Quote: odiousgambitI discovered how Bob wins so much in the casino
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
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Are you hijacking the miscellaneous discussion thread? Is that even possible?
There will not be a meaningful challenge. Why would you ask such a silly question?
Man, I was going to do this for next week's Picks Game! Now everybody knows. I thought were weren't supposed to openly discuss AP plays here! ;)Quote: odiousgambitI discovered how Bob wins so much in the casino
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
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Quote: JoemanMan, I was going to do this for next week's Picks Game! Now everybody knows. I thought were weren't supposed to openly discuss AP plays here! ;)Quote: odiousgambitI discovered how Bob wins so much in the casino
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
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This sounds like a hard to implement form of past posting, which I don't think qualifies as AP.
How can you possibly hijack a miscellaneous discussion thread? I'm starting to think Bob is right about doctors.Quote: SOOPOOQuote: AxelWolfWhat happened to the new challenge?Quote: odiousgambitI discovered how Bob wins so much in the casino
I tried his method and when the roulette ball dropped into 18red at noon for all the other players, for me since I set my clock for 3 o'clock I already saw it and had my bet down.
Secret is out, Bob
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Are you hijacking the miscellaneous discussion thread? Is that even possible?
There will not be a meaningful challenge. Why would you ask such a silly question?
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Quote: AxelWolfWhat happened to the new challenge?
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EB claims he wanted to get the all clear from Wizard to set everything up. Either we're still waiting on that or EB has flaked out on the challenge.
Quote: TigerWuQuote: AxelWolfWhat happened to the new challenge?
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EB claims he wanted to get the all clear from Wizard to set everything up. Either we're still waiting on that or EB has flaked out on the challenge.
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I explained everything in the other thread, I'm not going to explain it again because most of you still won't get it so why bother.
Not one to learn from her mistakes, she showed up an hour early for an owner's meeting in Chicago. When told there was an hour time difference between Chicago and Cincinnati, she thought she was an hour late and the meeting was over.
Perhaps it is a midwestern thing.
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I explained everything in the other thread, I'm not going to explain it again because most of you still won't get it so why bother.
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I went back to that other thread to see what the explanation was, and I was right. You flaked out.
But sure, "there'll be a challenge at some point in the future once you get the details worked out."
Quote: mcallister3200I'm with Marge, it never did make any damn sense to classify a place as being in the MidWEST but in the EASTERN time zone. Ohio and Michigan's classifications don't make sense.
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We can blame the British for that....lol...back in colonial days, "west" was basically anything west of Virginia. Unfortunately the name stuck.
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I went back to that other thread to see what the explanation was, and I was right. You flaked out.
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Nope, I realized it would not work it was a total waste of time. Flaking had nothing to do with it..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useless_machine
You realized you couldn't do it, I guess.Quote: EvenBobQuote: TigerWu
I went back to that other thread to see what the explanation was, and I was right. You flaked out.
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Nope, I realized it would not work it was a total waste of time. Flaking had nothing to do with it..
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That definitely sounds like you flaked out.
Quote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
That definitely sounds like you flaked out.
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He proposed a challenge, it was almost immediately accepted by multiple people, then he figured out it wouldn't prove what he wanted it to prove, and he changed his mind saying it would be a "waste of time."
Definite flake out.
LOL
Quote: EvenBob Bolding mineNope, I realized it would not work it was a total waste of time. Flaking had nothing to do with it..
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IT would not work?
I wonder what the 'It' is that would not work?
Is 'It' the fact that winning $500 would prove nothing?
Is 'It' the method which just might not work to do or show anything during the recorded spins?
Is 'It' the design of the challenge which would make it unviable?
Is 'It' a dread that there was a 33% chance of not even reaching the win goal?
Is 'It' a embarrassment of losing ( yet another ) $1,000 while being watched and laughed at?
Is 'It' the thought of trying to drag Mike into this shambles after what he said to you last time?
I need to google 'Flaking'.... One second.
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Ah, a noun or a verb... From Urban Dictionary.
Flake
Somebody who almost never follows through on their word. A true flake will tell you they'll "Totally come" to an event that you put endless effort into organizing up until the day before, and then the day of the said event they're not showing up nor answering your calls or texts. These types of people are the masterminds at taking advantage of your kindness. Their constant flaking out not only succeeds in blatantly using you for your known kindness. No. When you see people flake on you, it makes you feel bad about yourself wondering what you did to make them do something like that. Flaking out subtly says "My time is more important than your time" or, better yet, "Your time don't mean s**t to me."
Flakes are unneeded negative energy in your life. It is recommended that you keep contact with these selfish p***ks to a bare minimum, if at all.
Well I see a reference in EB's comment about not wanting to waste time, so there is that.
Quote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
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You guessed wrong as usual. I could do it all day long, it's just pointless cuz all I'm doing is putting $1,000 in escrow and having it sent right back to me so I can bet with it. Dumb. And there's about 12 different ways I could cheat that I'm sure I would be accused of so that's why there's no point. Somebody on a roulette forum I'm on pointed out that there's only two ways to convince people that what you do is legit. One is for them to see it in person and even then most of the time they don't believe it. The absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
Quote: EvenBobThe absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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When you write that book explaining your entire method in exact detail, I'll be the first one to buy a copy so I can learn how to do it.
Quote: TigerWuQuote: EvenBobThe absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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When you write that book explaining your entire method in exact detail, I'll be the first one to buy a copy so I can learn how to do it.
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I'm going to wait for his big six wheel edition.
Quote: TigerWuQuote: EvenBobThe absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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When you write that book explaining your entire method in exact detail, I'll be the first one to buy a copy so I can learn how to do it.
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I'll never write a book on roulette, you must be joking. The people who write books about winning strategies don't really have a winning strategy if they did they would never write about it. Duh duh double duh
Quote: EvenBobQuote: TigerWuQuote: EvenBobThe absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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When you write that book explaining your entire method in exact detail, I'll be the first one to buy a copy so I can learn how to do it.
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I'll never write a book on roulette, you must be joking. The people who write books about winning strategies don't really have a winning strategy if they did they would never write about it. Duh duh double duh
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How about Stanford Wong, Don Schlesinger, James Grosjean, ...
Dog Hand
Quote: EvenBobI'll never write a book on roulette, you must be joking. The people who write books about winning strategies don't really have a winning strategy if they did they would never write about it. Duh duh double duh
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Ah, yes, why write a book and make millions of dollars when you can brag about your winning strategy on internet forums for 20 years with nothing to show for it. Makes perfect sense. Duh duh triple duh.
P.S. I thought you had a method? What's all this talk about strategies now?
Quote: DogHand
How about Stanford Wong, Don Schlesinger, James Grosjean, ...
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Don't forget EB's favorite, Edward Thorpe.
LOL
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Ah, yes, why write a book and make millions of dollars
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Nobody's ever made millions of dollars writing a gambling book. Edward Thorp's book came out in 1962 over 60 years ago and it's barely sold a million copies in 60 years. In contrast Stephen King can sell a million copies of a book before it's even published. Nobody ever got rich writing a gambling book. And it's so hilarious that you people think I'm the only one doing this. You spend zero time on roulette forums where this kind of stuff is talked about all the time by people who are actually doing it.
The thing is, most of them realize they were mistaken and either admit it or they slink away. It takes a special person to continuously be on the wrong side of almost everything.
I spend zero time on voodoo forums where an equal number peddle their delusions.Quote: EvenBobYou spend zero time on roulette forums where this kind of stuff is talked about all the time by people who are actually doing it.
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Anyways gang. Well done one and all. They said misc threads could not be hijacked. So much for that idea.
Quote: billryanI'm sure thousands of equally deluded people think they've beaten math. The Martindale is invented by some sharp newbie dozens of times a day.
The thing is, most of them realize they were mistaken and either admit it or they slink away. It takes a special person to continuously be on the wrong side of almost everything.
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all of these genius gamblers that know how to beat roulette in the long run
not a single one has ever proved anything re this
if they could prove it they would be world famous and would be offered millions in various types of endorsements in business deals
but no - it's much better to post how great your unrevealed system is on gambling boards - that's where the real excitement is______________(-:\
it's a shame - there's a lot of really good info on Wov - it's so very unfortunate that such nonsense is mixed in with it
at least a few like Bill and OnceDear will take the time to shoot down the nonsense
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it's so very unfortunate that such nonsense is allowed to dominate itQuote: lilredrooster
it's a shame - there's a lot of really good info on Wov - it's so very unfortunate that such nonsense is mixed in with it
at least a few like Bill and OnceDear will take the time to shoot down the nonsense
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People can can accuse you of anything at any time, but you having proof to the contrary would come in play. You can't legitimately be accused of cheating if you allow Mike the proper accuses to your logs.Quote: EvenBobQuote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
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You guessed wrong as usual. I could do it all day long, it's just pointless cuz all I'm doing is putting $1,000 in escrow and having it sent right back to me so I can bet with it. Dumb. And there's about 12 different ways I could cheat that I'm sure I would be accused of so that's why there's no point. Somebody on a roulette forum I'm on pointed out that there's only two ways to convince people that what you do is legit. One is for them to see it in person and even then most of the time they don't believe it. The absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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That's what you said you would do. It's hard to dispute the facts.
Wrong as usual, says who? You? LOL... There's an example of someone being able to accuse you of anything at any time.
Please back that statement up with facts. You claiming I'm wrong about something just because you say I'm wrong won't cut it, show the proof that I'm usually wrong.
I was right in asking what the point was in having someone put up the money in the first place if it was a totally free roll. That didn't make any sense, and you seem to now be saying the same thing. It was YOUR dumb Idea, not ours.
should have included him my earlier post
Axel is doing a great job in exposing the nonsense
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Axel brings up a good point. I don't know if the mods peruse the Misc Discussion Thread, but how can stating that someone is "usually wrong" (without substantiating proof) not be construed as a personal insult?Quote: AxelWolfPeople can can accuse you of anything at any time, but you having proof to the contrary would come in play. You can't legitimately be accused of cheating if you allow Mike the proper accuses to your logs.Quote: EvenBobQuote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
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You guessed wrong as usual. I could do it all day long, it's just pointless cuz all I'm doing is putting $1,000 in escrow and having it sent right back to me so I can bet with it. Dumb. And there's about 12 different ways I could cheat that I'm sure I would be accused of so that's why there's no point. Somebody on a roulette forum I'm on pointed out that there's only two ways to convince people that what you do is legit. One is for them to see it in person and even then most of the time they don't believe it. The absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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That's what you said you would do. It's hard to dispute the facts.
Wrong as usual, says who? You? LOL... There's an example of someone being able to accuse you of anything at any time.
Please back that statement up with facts. You claiming I'm wrong about something just because you say I'm wrong won't cut it, show the proof that I'm usually wrong.
I was right in asking what the point was in having someone put up the money in the first place if it was a totally free roll. That didn't make any sense, and you seem to now be saying the same thing. It was YOUR dumb Idea, not ours.
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Quote: JoemanAxel brings up a good point. I don't know if the mods peruse the Misc Discussion Thread, but how can stating that someone is "usually wrong" (without substantiating proof) not be construed as a personal insult?Quote: AxelWolfPeople can can accuse you of anything at any time, but you having proof to the contrary would come in play. You can't legitimately be accused of cheating if you allow Mike the proper accuses to your logs.Quote: EvenBobQuote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
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You guessed wrong as usual. I could do it all day long, it's just pointless cuz all I'm doing is putting $1,000 in escrow and having it sent right back to me so I can bet with it. Dumb. And there's about 12 different ways I could cheat that I'm sure I would be accused of so that's why there's no point. Somebody on a roulette forum I'm on pointed out that there's only two ways to convince people that what you do is legit. One is for them to see it in person and even then most of the time they don't believe it. The absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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That's what you said you would do. It's hard to dispute the facts.
Wrong as usual, says who? You? LOL... There's an example of someone being able to accuse you of anything at any time.
Please back that statement up with facts. You claiming I'm wrong about something just because you say I'm wrong won't cut it, show the proof that I'm usually wrong.
I was right in asking what the point was in having someone put up the money in the first place if it was a totally free roll. That didn't make any sense, and you seem to now be saying the same thing. It was YOUR dumb Idea, not ours.
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Of course it is! But really, all of our exposing of Bob’s delusions are of course a personal insult. And Bob repeatedly calling me ‘the smartest guy in the room’ is a personal insult. You just implied the mods are not doing their job; that they aren’t smart enough to recognize a personal insult! That’s a personal insult! I’ll make you a bet….. I can find 100 examples of Bob insulting Axel, and 100 examples of Axel insulting Bob? And all NOT worthy of a suspension! Bob thinks he has explained his method…. Axel says he hasn’t…. That’s insulting!!!! (To Bob). Etc…..
How about this…. is this a personal insult directed at the Mods….???
“If the mods had balls they would nuke EB for continuously trolling the forum”.
There have been 666 examples of possible insults from my side alone. My insults have an 80% hit rate at connecting with facts.Quote: SOOPOOQuote: JoemanAxel brings up a good point. I don't know if the mods peruse the Misc Discussion Thread, but how can stating that someone is "usually wrong" (without substantiating proof) not be construed as a personal insult?Quote: AxelWolfPeople can can accuse you of anything at any time, but you having proof to the contrary would come in play. You can't legitimately be accused of cheating if you allow Mike the proper accuses to your logs.Quote: EvenBobQuote: AxelWolfYou realized you couldn't do it, I guess.
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You guessed wrong as usual. I could do it all day long, it's just pointless cuz all I'm doing is putting $1,000 in escrow and having it sent right back to me so I can bet with it. Dumb. And there's about 12 different ways I could cheat that I'm sure I would be accused of so that's why there's no point. Somebody on a roulette forum I'm on pointed out that there's only two ways to convince people that what you do is legit. One is for them to see it in person and even then most of the time they don't believe it. The absolute most convincing way is for them to learn how to do it and then they know that it works but that almost never happens. I've seen it but it's rare that there's somebody who will take the time to actually get into this and figure out thay it works.
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That's what you said you would do. It's hard to dispute the facts.
Wrong as usual, says who? You? LOL... There's an example of someone being able to accuse you of anything at any time.
Please back that statement up with facts. You claiming I'm wrong about something just because you say I'm wrong won't cut it, show the proof that I'm usually wrong.
I was right in asking what the point was in having someone put up the money in the first place if it was a totally free roll. That didn't make any sense, and you seem to now be saying the same thing. It was YOUR dumb Idea, not ours.
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Of course it is! But really, all of our exposing of Bob’s delusions are of course a personal insult. And Bob repeatedly calling me ‘the smartest guy in the room’ is a personal insult. You just implied the mods are not doing their job; that they aren’t smart enough to recognize a personal insult! That’s a personal insult! I’ll make you a bet….. I can find 100 examples of Bob insulting Axel, and 100 examples of Axel insulting Bob? And all NOT worthy of a suspension! Bob thinks he has explained his method…. Axel says he hasn’t…. That’s insulting!!!! (To Bob). Etc…..
How about this…. is this a personal insult directed at the Mods….???
“If the mods had balls they would nuke EB for continuously trolling the forum”.
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I both counted and ignored the green and I still come up with 666, odd. If I set my clocks ahead 3 hours I'm 1000% right about everything. I'm scared as hell to set my clock ahead by 4 hours. God only knows what would happen then.
I agree.Quote: SOOPOO
“If the mods had balls they would nuke EB for continuously trolling the forum”.
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Fixed -- Thanks, OD!
Quote: SOOPOO
How about this…. is this a personal insult directed at the Mods….???
“If the mods had balls they would nuke EB for continuously trolling the forum”.
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I also support this sentiment.
Extremely sad and disappointing that EB's fraudulent claims about gambling and mathematics are allowed to be perpetrated in what is supposedly a math-centric gambling forum. I've lost a lot of respect for this place in the last few years. I don't know if Wizard even cares anymore since he's so close to retirement, but it sure doesn't seem like it.
Quote: billryanI'm sure thousands of equally deluded people think they've beaten math.
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It's not thousands and there's that mysterious math again that everybody talks about but nobody will give any details of. It's not the law of large numbers, that of course has nothing to do with what happens in the short term. I'm beginning to suspect that nobody knows what this mysterious math is that can't be beaten, everybody says it because everybody else says it.