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December 7th, 2019 at 5:05:18 PM permalink
I ate out. The restaurant put a tremendous amount of salt. It has become common for 1/2 the restaurants to put an obscene salt level. But this was the most ever. When I pooped it came out a shake like texture. It smelled strong of what I think is salt smell. Itís been 24 hours and I still feel high blood pressure. I know that I am supposed to go to the ER when my readings get high. But I always seem to manage.

I remember when my bro said that someone put something in his drink at work. Another time, He got sick eating out with strep throat when he was hanging out with a worker. I saw a worker put something in my drink because she came 1+ hours late, not reachable, and we already found a replacement. I was talking to her calmly.

People and cops have accused us of being criminals. Ironically, we are probably the few who came here legally.
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December 7th, 2019 at 5:14:59 PM permalink
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If I died and somehow came back with a second chance at life, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't waste a precious second of it trying to convince doubters of anything.

I agree, and yet they do, therefore anyone ever making that claim it's probably a fake. And now there's no such claims of such things by anybody legitimate.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 7th, 2019 at 5:19:54 PM permalink
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I ate out. The restaurant put a tremendous amount of salt. It has become common for 1/2 the restaurants to put an obscene salt level. But this was the most ever. When I pooped it came out a shake like texture. It smelled strong of what I think is salt smell. Itís been 24 hours and I still feel high blood pressure. I know that I am supposed to go to the ER when my readings get high. But I always seem to manage.

I remember when my bro said that someone put something in his drink at work. Another time, He got sick eating out with strep throat when he was hanging out with a worker. I saw a worker put something in my drink because she came 1+ hours late, not reachable, and we already found a replacement. I was talking to her calmly.

People and cops have accused us of being criminals. Ironically, we are probably the few who came here legally.



Jog,

I really don't want to know how your poop smelled. TMI, guy.
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jjjoooggg
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December 7th, 2019 at 5:36:37 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Jog,

I really don't want to know how your poop smelled. TMI, guy.



Sorry,

I have a fever like feeling. My ear and head in general is hot. I felt blood pressure mostly when I was kneeling to fix my mower. I canít find my pressure monitor.

I should go to walgreens buy another monitor with orange juice.
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December 7th, 2019 at 5:48:27 PM permalink
Quote: jjjoooggg

Sorry,

I have a fever like feeling. My ear and head in general is hot. I felt blood pressure mostly when I was kneeling to fix my mower. I canít find my pressure monitor.

I should go to walgreens buy another monitor with orange juice.



Not sure what all your symptoms indicate, and I'm not a doctor, but I'm not sure orange juice is a good idea. Makes your blood sugar spike.

You said before your doctor said to go to the ER if you're having a BP problem. Maybe that would be best?
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December 7th, 2019 at 6:11:50 PM permalink
While we're on the subject of talking about poop, I had a big ol' monster of one today. Sadly, I can't claim it was my biggest, but definitely something to be proud of. It wasn't particularly thick, I'd estimate it at the thickness of a golf ball, perhaps a hair more. Nor was it particularly long, somewhere around 14 inches. I know what you're thinking -- neither of the two stats that are typically used to measure purity are anything special, but I think it's in the mind of the beholder. It was a real beaut.
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December 7th, 2019 at 6:43:37 PM permalink
Apparently, two editions of an art piece that's just a banana taped with duct tape sold for $120,000 each. Talk about depreciating/deteriorating value, since I assume the banana will eventually rot and you'll be left with a piece of duct tape.

Personally, I think there's some Shenanigans going on, but here you go.



https://www.marketwatch.com/story/someone-paying-120000-for-a-banana-duct-taped-to-a-wall-at-art-basel-is-the-perfect-picture-of-wealth-inequality-2019-12-05
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December 7th, 2019 at 6:47:08 PM permalink
Quote: jjjoooggg

Do you think your poop was just a reincarnation of somebody famous?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 7th, 2019 at 6:56:37 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Apparently, two editions of an art piece that's just a banana taped with duct tape sold for $120,000 each. Talk about depreciating/deteriorating value, since I assume the banana will eventually rot and you'll be left with a piece of duct tape.

Personally, I think there's some Shenanigans going on, but here you go.



https://www.marketwatch.com/story/someone-paying-120000-for-a-banana-duct-taped-to-a-wall-at-art-basel-is-the-perfect-picture-of-wealth-inequality-2019-12-05



Someone ate it.

I think that leads credence to the idea it was all a publicity stunt.

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