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Real estate dude: "This property is just what you're looking for. Great view, low price, close to many ---"
Djatc: "Fast internet?"
RED: "Huh? Anyway, it has a spacious living ---"
Djatc: "Is there fast internet or nah? I don't give a f*** about the damn house, IS THERE FAST INTERNET HERE OR NOT?"



That reminds me of when I would watch those House Hunter shows sometimes. The people would be looking at a house, and they would get to the bathroom, and they would be like, "I don't know about this house... the bathroom is too small."

And I would think, "What the f*** are these people doing in their bathrooms where they need all this space?" Whenever I go in a bathroom I'm either sitting down or standing in one place. Why on earth do you need a huge bathroom taking up valuable floor space?
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May 27th, 2017 at 8:32:04 AM permalink
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This is why people think 9/11 was staged. I don't think so, but I do think it was ruthlessly exploited by Bush, Cheney, Clintons, etc. It was one of the best things ever to happen to them.



i was working at Borders Books in 1996 when a new book by Robert McNamara came in. He was one of the main architects of the Vietnam War as Secretary of Defense. in his book "In Retrospect" he stated that the Vietnam war was a mistake. and he was very sorry about that. as many as 3 million people died as a result of the war including civilians (official estimate from Vietnam in 1995) and he's very sorry about his mistake. oh, gee whiz bobby, thanks for that. don't worry about it. everybody makes mistakes.
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May 27th, 2017 at 10:22:43 AM permalink
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i'm not trying to scare anybody but knowledge is power so here is a local vegas newspaper story about what they call a "credible" threat to the sin city made by isis. cops are taking the threat seriously partly because of the holiday weekend. to put this in perspective i'm pretty sure isis has produced similar videos re several other big u.s. cities. i wouldn't waste a minute worrying about this. an old blues song lyric: "worry don't help you none."



I know these people are backwoods terrorists and therefore complete f***ing morons, but you'd think at some point someone in their chain of command would stop and think, "Wait a minute... we haven't accomplished a damn thing since 9/11."

They knocked down the WTC, and we just built it right back up.

They keep suicide bombing random places, or going on shooting sprees, and it doesn't stop anyone from living their lives.

They can't even take over their own countries, and can barely hold on to various towns and cities for a few months at a time.

They HAVE to know they aren't even going to come close to winning whatever war it is they think they're fighting.

So, so dumb.

Obama called them "junior varsity," and people gave him flak for that, saying ISIS was a bigger threat. But both parties are wrong -- ISIS and islamic terrorists aren't a big threat, and they're not even junior varsity. They've barely made it to little league tryouts.
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May 27th, 2017 at 10:36:46 AM permalink
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May 27th, 2017 at 11:06:55 AM permalink
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Most of the yacht hijacking dhows were Islamic but some of them were Jewish financed. The NSA traced the hijacking coordination and ransom negotiations to Jews not Arabs.



Whoa.

J-isis Christ!
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May 27th, 2017 at 12:53:29 PM permalink
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Everyone thinks terrorists have to be massive to win, they don't. These uneducated brainwashed teenage suicide bombers are effective, that is all that counts. Its like the Jewish Lobby... they are effective in American elections and don't have to have massive numbers, just enough to tip the scales.

And its not really religion. Most of the yacht hijacking dhows were Islamic but some of them were Jewish financed. The NSA traced the hijacking coordination and ransom negotiations to Jews not Arabs.



I realize you read an enormous amount of stuff on a large range of topics, but I think you need to either back that up with credible cites or retract it.
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May 27th, 2017 at 12:54:17 PM permalink
Gregg Allman just died. Another crap year continues.
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May 27th, 2017 at 1:03:05 PM permalink
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And its not really religion. Most of the yacht hijacking dhows were Islamic but some of them were Jewish financed. The NSA traced the hijacking coordination and ransom negotiations to Jews not Arabs.


so much internet chatter re negativity about the jews. how about the christians. did the christians ever do anything bad? i didn't read anything about that. i wonder why. i'm waiting patienty to read somebody's post lecturing me on how wonderful all of the christians are. because you hear a lot of negativity about jews, muslims, latinos, blacks, etc. but almost nothing negative about the christians. they must all be really good people. every last one of them.
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May 27th, 2017 at 1:27:30 PM permalink
Did the Christians do anything bad?

Hell yeah, they did.

Especially the Catholic church.
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May 27th, 2017 at 1:31:38 PM permalink
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May 27th, 2017 at 2:34:31 PM permalink
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Gregg Allman just died. Another crap year continues.



Better cue up your Blue Oyster Cult. All those 60s and 70's artist are coming around the bend.

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper...

Although...more cowbell please.

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May 27th, 2017 at 3:48:19 PM permalink
Let's say I'm going to Vegas with a $10,000 bankroll to play Baccarat, flat betting approximately six hours a day for three days. I would be depositing/wiring the entire bankroll to the cashier cage up front, and only playing at one casino for the entire trip. With a goal of maximizing comps, which casino would be my best bet:

A) On the Strip overall?
B) Downtown overall?
C) MLife property?
D) CET property?
E) Las Vegas overall?
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May 28th, 2017 at 11:44:22 AM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

flat betting approximately six hours a day for three days. depositing/wiring the entire bankroll
and only playing at one casino for the entire trip. With a goal of maximizing comps, which casino would be my best bet:
A) On the Strip overall?
B) Downtown overall?
C) MLife property?
D) CET property?
E) Las Vegas overall?


Beats me. I'd suggest you do this at your favorite casino.
Again, if you choose The Venetian... FOUR hour sessions, not three. Sorry about that, but IF you choose the rich man's playground don't waste your time with three hour sessions. The might not see you at four hours but they sure won't see you at only three. Thats just the type of plae it is. They look down on people who arrive by the airport shuttle.

CET is often felt to be adverse to table games and favor slot players.

I'd email a host after you wire the money. Just to inform him of the wire transfer you made and your arrival ETA, etc. He will probably greet you on arrival and perhaps send a limo to the airport to meet your flight, hence the email that gives your travel times.

TI would like your action. Sams World would. Tuscany? I've not been there in a long time but they would do well by you. Silverton and The M if you like Siberia.

Downtown has changed so much, I'd have no idea at all but always have liked that 777Brew Pub so that is always a strong plus in any voting. Main Street Station.
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May 28th, 2017 at 1:40:30 PM permalink
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Better cue up your Blue Oyster Cult.



Good song, but for me it is forever linked with the following tragic situation of two Romeo/Juliet high schoolers:

Rich, bad boy shipped out of state to the Pac NW; he met a gifted, talented girl.

They fell in love, but her parents and his guardians disapproved; he had ongoing criminal and behavioral issues, very oppositionally defiant.

Rather than separate it appears they made a suicide pact and were together in his car when he deliberately ran off the road into a big tree at high speed, killing both instantly.

In the tape deck, playing at the time of impact: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper."
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May 28th, 2017 at 1:54:34 PM permalink
Growing up on Long Island, the Cult were local legends. My Senior year in High School they toured nationally with Black Sabbath on the Black and Blue tour, but came home and played numerous small venues.
Eric Bloom used to quest bartend at his friends restaurant/ bar for what he called his Funky Punky Reggae Party, the first time most Long Islanders got turned on to Reggae.
When their record label complained that playing small venues was hurting the ability to get booked into big places, they started performing as Soft White Underbelly.
The music scene on LI was great back then, with Twisted Sister, a band that evolved into Stray Cats, Jackie Martling, and others playing several nights a week.
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May 28th, 2017 at 7:37:14 PM permalink
I have mentioned my old man dog before. He is a dachshund and will be 17. He is blind and definitely has some serious arthritis as he has trouble walking sometimes. Lately he has been juat walking around in a circle non stopped. Not sure what that is about. Anyways, in the last few days I have noticed that he seems to have lost control of his sphincter. He will be walking and will leave crap behind like a horse does. His time may be coming to an end.
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May 28th, 2017 at 8:21:41 PM permalink
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I have mentioned my old man dog before. He is a dachshund and will be 17. He is blind and definitely has some serious arthritis as he has trouble walking sometimes. Lately he has been juat walking around in a circle non stopped. Not sure what that is about. Anyways, in the last few days I have noticed that he seems to have lost control of his sphincter. He will be walking and will leave crap behind like a horse does. His time may be coming to an end.

sounds possible, could be major or something easily treatable like illness or dehydration. I gambled $500 on my cat, lost, but it was worth trying. It's just Aces with a kicker 1 time, and might just cost Aces, no kicker.
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May 28th, 2017 at 10:31:16 PM permalink
1. Doggie diapers.

2. Is he in pain? If so, time to let go. If not, he's part of the family.

3. Walking in circles could be a couple things, possinly interconnected. He may be disoriented by little strokes: he may have ear problems and trouble balancing. That one's worth a vet visit IMO.
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May 29th, 2017 at 12:19:57 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

1. Doggie diapers.

2. Is he in pain? If so, time to let go. If not, he's part of the family.

3. Walking in circles could be a couple things, possinly interconnected. He may be disoriented by little strokes: he may have ear problems and trouble balancing. That one's worth a vet visit IMO.



Of course it's worth a vet visit. That's automatic. Should be no delay and top priority.
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May 29th, 2017 at 4:02:50 AM permalink
Stuck in an elevator for hours at Tropicana.

The comments have a gem, some guy claims he always rides elevators alone for this reason. Can't copy and paste.because they're not loading at the moment.
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May 29th, 2017 at 8:31:51 AM permalink
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Stuck in an elevator for hours at Tropicana.

The comments have a gem, some guy claims he always rides elevators alone for this reason. Can't copy and paste.because they're not loading at the moment.



Of course this happens at Tropicana. I haven't been to the AC version but many of their other locations are just so poorly managed (which is sometimes a good thing). My brother had an incident years ago like this that scared me into taking the stairs when I can. Stairs are definitely -EV because of the types of people one comes across in stairwells. "Yeah I hate when I can't find a vein, too. No, you can't use my phone to call your homie."
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May 29th, 2017 at 8:36:10 AM permalink
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May 29th, 2017 at 8:51:43 AM permalink
Tiger Woods was just arrested for DUI.

No word yet as to whether it was alcohol or pain pills (he had his fourth spinal fusion surgery recently).
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May 29th, 2017 at 8:55:28 AM permalink
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Stuck in an elevator for hours at Tropicana.

At check out all received surcharges on their bills for Vertical Interior Lift Experience.
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May 29th, 2017 at 9:05:34 AM permalink
Sheldon sues Chinese ping pong player for 325,000 dollars (U$S) over unpaid marker.
Reuters openly states Singapore became more popular among Chinese when corruption crackdown targeted those going to Macau.
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May 29th, 2017 at 1:24:44 PM permalink
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Tiger Woods was just arrested for DUI.

No word yet as to whether it was alcohol or pain pills (he had his fourth spinal fusion surgery recently).



Yeah my cbs sports app gave me that alert. It gave me a good chuckle.
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May 29th, 2017 at 1:54:06 PM permalink
So the comment that still wont load again, was a guy saying he rides elevators alone for precisely that reason. Somebody replies how in the hell do you do that. He says he waits until he is the first to get on, abruptly turns around, holds his hand up and says, "I ride alone", people respect that. What a selfish weirdo, so funny, they probably think he's a nut and are more afraid than anything. Can't believe he gets away with this that often and feels no shame. Being 300% fully prepared for a 1/100,000 event, so odd. Me personally I will wait for another elevators if it's full or almost full, especially if there are one or two people weighing 300 or 400 pounds. Can you imagine what happens if the elevator drops and you're standing next to someone that heavy, you are surely a dead man.
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May 29th, 2017 at 2:15:28 PM permalink
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I will wait for another elevators if it's full or almost full, especially if there are one or two people weighing 300 or 400 pounds. Can you imagine what happens if the elevator drops and you're standing next to someone that heavy, you are surely a dead man.



Ever notice the orange crash barrels at bridge pillars and the like? Obviously, you want to be on their shoulders when it hits for your best chance.

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May 29th, 2017 at 2:26:47 PM permalink
Explain how standing next to a 140 pound man increases your chances of surviving an elevator accident? I think I'd prefer to be in between two sumo wrestlers.
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May 29th, 2017 at 2:51:51 PM permalink
My elevator peeve is people who ask you to hold the door for them, especially at someplace like a mega resort. There are like 12 other elevators. Just get one of those.

If it's a smaller office building, or someplace with like 15 floors and only 1 or 2 elevators, OK.

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Stairs are definitely -EV because of the types of people one comes across in stairwells. "Yeah I hate when I can't find a vein, too. No, you can't use my phone to call your homie."



Stairs are one of the most +EV things in the world! A nice mini-work out that often saves you time.

The urine and syringes are just part of life's rich tapestry.
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May 29th, 2017 at 3:06:51 PM permalink
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Explain how standing next to a 140 pound man increases your chances of surviving an elevator accident? I think I'd prefer to be in between two sumo wrestlers.

Velocity is greater the heavier they are, I'm taking the precaution I'll soften their fall over they'll soften mine. Knees give out, I'm a pancake with pork topping.
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May 29th, 2017 at 3:07:38 PM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

My elevator peeve is people who ask you to hold the door for them, especially at someplace like a mega resort. There are like 12 other elevators. Just get one of those.

If it's a smaller office building, or someplace with like 15 floors and only 1 or 2 elevators, OK.



Stairs are one of the most +EV things in the world! A nice mini-work out that often saves you time.

The urine and syringes are just part of life's rich tapestry.



I take the steps anywhere that I can. I usually have a max 3 floors though.

My uncle was at a hospital about a month ago and took the stairs. He ended up running into Crosby that was there for evaluation on bis concussion. I am betting he takes them to avoid running into people since no one takes the steps.
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May 29th, 2017 at 3:27:25 PM permalink
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Stairs are one of the most +EV things in the world! A nice mini-work out that often saves you time.



For awhile I was doing a kind of interval training while at hotels. Jogging up the stairs to the top or upper floors then taking the elevator down then doing it again if I could.

Had to stop for a couple reasons, one being, sometimes I would get off the elevator on the bottom floor. A woman would get on, see me getting off, then sometimes I would appear again on her floor again as she was getting off.

Since it didn't make a lot of sense unless you knew what I was doing it would be somewhat startling. Especially if I was already standing there when her elevator arrived. Could also be the gag, and handcuffs I was carrying.

Security procedures have changed a lot, that's also played a big factor.
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May 29th, 2017 at 10:05:19 PM permalink
Just jump right before impact.🤔😳🤓
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May 29th, 2017 at 10:19:33 PM permalink
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Just jump right before impact.🤔😳🤓




Incorrect. You are better off jumping up and down constantly. That way you have a 50-50 chance of being up in the air when you hit. While the benefits are arguable, it certainly can't hurt.
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May 29th, 2017 at 10:25:19 PM permalink
Tiger Woods arrested... so what!? He isn't any different than any of us in this country/world. I seen ESPN crucify him tonight on SC. I hardly can stand to watch ESPN anymore anyways. Always these women talking with x players or coaches and seem to have no idea what they are talking about. Not to mention the giggles and whiney voices. Not that it's going to change but I just miss the older style of reporting sports news. Also I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods is set for life and is gonna be fine as long as he doesn't go OJ on someone. However, the older I get, I realize how much easier it is to snap. The mind is fragile no doubt. When I have my parking pass in the wrong car and the parking nazis or security gives me a hard time I fly off the handle as well. I do need to calm down lately cause these people along with slot attendants, player club employees, front desk people... etc etc are driving me nuts lol. Perhaps a few month break is what is needed, I've been hitting it really hard the last 14 months.
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May 29th, 2017 at 10:45:13 PM permalink
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I hardly can stand to watch ESPN anymore anyways. Always these women talking with x players or coaches and seem to have no idea what they are talking about. Not to mention the giggles and whiney voices. Not that it's going to change but I just miss the older style of reporting sports news. Also I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods is set for life and is gonna be fine as long as he doesn't go OJ on someone. However, the olde



I wonder what kind of job Chip Kelly will do for ESPN this season?

He never seemed to be much of a talker. tight lipped, hidebound, tactiurn.

Now he'll be a talking head, at least til he picks up a decent college coaching job.
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May 30th, 2017 at 8:34:18 AM permalink
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Now he'll be a talking head, at least til he picks up a decent college coaching job.



And he is still getting paid $6.5 a year from S.F. and Philadelphia.
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May 30th, 2017 at 9:11:32 AM permalink
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Incorrect. You are better off jumping up and down constantly. That way you have a 50-50 chance of being up in the air when you hit. While the benefits are arguable, it certainly can't hurt.



If you're in a falling elevator, you're supposed to either brace yourself against the handrail with your knees bent, or lie flat on your back.
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May 30th, 2017 at 9:29:32 AM permalink
Quote: monet0412

Tiger Woods arrested... so what!? He isn't any different than any of us in this country/world. I seen ESPN crucify him tonight on SC. I hardly can stand to watch ESPN anymore anyways. Always these women talking with x players or coaches and seem to have no idea what they are talking about. Not to mention the giggles and whiney voices. Not that it's going to change but I just miss the older style of reporting sports news. Also I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods is set for life and is gonna be fine as long as he doesn't go OJ on someone. However, the older I get, I realize how much easier it is to snap. The mind is fragile no doubt. When I have my parking pass in the wrong car and the parking nazis or security gives me a hard time I fly off the handle as well. I do need to calm down lately cause these people along with slot attendants, player club employees, front desk people... etc etc are driving me nuts lol. Perhaps a few month break is what is needed, I've been hitting it really hard the last 14 months.



It's a strange phenomenon. I stopped watching espn a long time ago and I've heard a lot of similar complaints. I don't know any guys who like them saturating the channel with women, almost none of who know what they are talking about (though in fairness, many of the men don't either). My best guess is that they want to bring in women viewers. Also why they promote WNBA, despite the fact that a Sheriff Lobo rerun would get ten times the ratings of a WNBA game. They think it will cultivate long term female fans. I'm not so sure.

It's happening on the radio too. That's even worse, since it's just an audio medium.

On the other hand, the shift to a gossip station about sports celebrities is what most men seem to want. You'd think it would be a generational thing, but playing poker, the older guys are just as bad. Love to talk about the personal lives of athletes, who they date, what X said about Y, and pass judgement on it all.
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May 30th, 2017 at 9:50:27 AM permalink
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If you're in a falling elevator, you're supposed to either brace yourself against the handrail with your knees bent, or lie flat on your back.



Sure, and when you see that mushroom cloud, be sure to duck and cover.
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May 30th, 2017 at 9:55:45 AM permalink
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Sure, and when you see that mushroom cloud, be sure to duck and cover.



Actually, duck and cover is not a bad response.

Assume you see a mushroom cloud.

If it looks like the images we usually see, taken from great distance, then you the viewer are probably sufficiently far enough away not to be affected by the blast.

So long as the prevailing winds blow away from you, radiation wouldn't be an immediate problem, either.
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May 30th, 2017 at 1:16:51 PM permalink
Elevators have over-speed sensors that extend friction brakes.

If an elevator does fall, it impacts industrial strenth coiled springs... you don't go splat. It won't be fun but it won't be unrecognizable body parts either.
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May 30th, 2017 at 1:32:22 PM permalink
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Actually, duck and cover is not a bad response.

Assume you see a mushroom cloud.

If it looks like the images we usually see, taken from great distance, then you the viewer are probably sufficiently far enough away not to be affected by the blast.

So long as the prevailing winds blow away from you, radiation wouldn't be an immediate problem, either.




So which is it? Do you cover in place or run away from the approaching radiation?
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May 30th, 2017 at 1:44:20 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

So which is it? Do you cover in place or run away from the approaching radiation?



You duck and cover, hoping the blast range doesn't include you, then hope the prevailing wind blows the radiation in a different direction.

I wonder how many cancers and two-headed calves are in St. George, Utah (downwind from the atomic test site)?

Anecdotally, when Mt. St. Helens had its major eruption, we viewed it from a spot maybe fifteen or so miles away, and weren't even thinking how bad it would have gotten for us had the wind shifted and blown the ash and smoke our way.
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May 30th, 2017 at 2:10:40 PM permalink
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Sure, and when you see that mushroom cloud, be sure to duck and cover.



I will, since it's a demonstrably effective countermeasure depending on one's distance from the epicenter of the explosion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_and_cover
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May 30th, 2017 at 2:58:38 PM permalink
I think laying flat in an elevator plummeting is old advice. Metal tearing increases odds of being cut up badly. When i was younger, I'd jump out of elevators stuck between floors but would never do that again. It was probably safe with room for error but never again. Used to happen alot in the dorms, not really other places. I think probably I'd just brace myself and pray I'd either live or die.
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May 30th, 2017 at 4:55:55 PM permalink
I might not know what to do in an elevator but a nuke blast I do for sure. Provided you are not in the immediate impact area. Shelter in place. Getting just even a few feet underground is super ideal. Think storm drains if you are out and about. If in a building get away from the outer perimeter. Center is best. Stay put for a few days.
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May 30th, 2017 at 5:54:15 PM permalink
In an elevator I'll be opening a snack if I have it, or pulling out my cell phone to catch up on my email and any other reading if I don't. Since if it was designed and built after 1854 I won't be going anywhere fast.
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May 30th, 2017 at 7:52:28 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

I might not know what to do in an elevator but a nuke blast I do for sure. Provided you are not in the immediate impact area. Shelter in place. Getting just even a few feet underground is super ideal. Think storm drains if you are out and about. If in a building get away from the outer perimeter. Center is best. Stay put for a few days.


You're definitely the person who would know what to do in a nuclear war. Can I take action on the underground bunker you've been building and kept stocked the past 20+ years?
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