The ratio of cats whose tongue is stuck to their ass to cats whose tongue is not stuck to their ass is a material component in determining whether there is indeed global warming. Those cats closest to the South Pole are seemingly able to lick their asses without a problem while those cats closest to the North Pole are refusing to clean themselves. To sum it up, the jury is still out on global warming.
Maybe if the GW scientists would include the number of dogs stuck to fire hydrants on top of the cat/ass problem in their studies we could end the debate once and for all.
Yet it IS warmer in Las Vegas than Seattle. Mrs. Dice and I are heading to the warmer Las Vegas temperatures today. Note I say "warmer," not "less cold" because I want to be in a frame of mind that I'm going to relax and have fun and not have to think about how many layers to wear. I know it's not quite shorts and tee-shirt weather there, but we'll spend most of our time indoors where it will probably be uncomfortably warm anyway.
Here's the deal in Las Vegas: Cold as hell anywhere but a casino
Ridiculously hot in casinos. Something about all the seniors freezing to death. Except for areas with 100%+ games. Nobody cares about those fleas :)
The comedian Gallagher once said they should come out with "butt flavored cat food."
I never really much cared for Gallagher, but that is funny!
Can you imagine how cold it would be if not for global warming?
Yeah man. Thank goodness for global warming, otherwise my nut sack would be a block of ice.
3:27 PM MST Friday 06 December 2013
Wind chill warning for
Red Deer - Ponoka - Innisfail - Stettler continued
Extreme wind chill values below minus 40.
This is a warning that extreme wind chill conditions are imminent or occurring in these regions. Monitor weather conditions..listen for updated statements.
Frigid temperatures combined with moderate winds will result in extreme wind chill values below minus 40 overnight and Saturday morning.
At these extreme wind chill values frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes.
Edit: that's 500+ tips per month.