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steeldco
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:24:07 AM permalink
The ratio of cats whose tongue is stuck to their ass to cats whose tongue is not stuck to their ass is a material component in determining whether there is indeed global warming. Those cats closest to the South Pole are seemingly able to lick their asses without a problem while those cats closest to the North Pole are refusing to clean themselves. To sum it up, the jury is still out on global warming.
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treetopbuddy
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:31:22 AM permalink
Quote: steeldco

The ratio of cats whose tongue is stuck to their ass to cats whose tongue is not stuck to their ass is a material component in determining whether there is indeed global warming. Those cats closest to the South Pole are seemingly able to lick their asses without a problem while those cats closest to the North Pole are refusing to clean themselves. To sum it up, the jury is still out on global warming.



Maybe if the GW scientists would include the number of dogs stuck to fire hydrants on top of the cat/ass problem in their studies we could end the debate once and for all.
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Ibeatyouraces
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:46:45 AM permalink
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:49:02 AM permalink
Quote: seattledice

Yet it IS warmer in Las Vegas than Seattle. Mrs. Dice and I are heading to the warmer Las Vegas temperatures today. Note I say "warmer," not "less cold" because I want to be in a frame of mind that I'm going to relax and have fun and not have to think about how many layers to wear. I know it's not quite shorts and tee-shirt weather there, but we'll spend most of our time indoors where it will probably be uncomfortably warm anyway.



Here's the deal in Las Vegas: Cold as hell anywhere but a casino

Ridiculously hot in casinos. Something about all the seniors freezing to death. Except for areas with 100%+ games. Nobody cares about those fleas :)
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steeldco
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:54:04 AM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

The comedian Gallagher once said they should come out with "butt flavored cat food."



I never really much cared for Gallagher, but that is funny!
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KeyserSoze
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December 6th, 2013 at 11:54:34 AM permalink
Quote: treetopbuddy

Can you imagine how cold it would be if not for global warming?



Yeah man. Thank goodness for global warming, otherwise my nut sack would be a block of ice.
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coilman
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December 6th, 2013 at 4:46:19 PM permalink
Red Deer - Ponoka - Innisfail - Stettler
3:27 PM MST Friday 06 December 2013
Wind chill warning for
Red Deer - Ponoka - Innisfail - Stettler continued

Extreme wind chill values below minus 40.

This is a warning that extreme wind chill conditions are imminent or occurring in these regions. Monitor weather conditions..listen for updated statements.

Frigid temperatures combined with moderate winds will result in extreme wind chill values below minus 40 overnight and Saturday morning.

At these extreme wind chill values frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes.
Hunterhill
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December 6th, 2013 at 4:55:20 PM permalink
Once it reaches -10 or -15 I can't really feel the difference.The coldest I have experienced was -37 without the windchill.
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wroberson
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December 6th, 2013 at 6:26:33 PM permalink
It's so cold, KC has become undependable again and I'm looking at a $500 per week raise. I urged caution. As someone is gong t be destroyed. It's how I should expect to be treated if I became undependable and unreliable vs the way I want to be treated. Christmas may save his butt. You know KC. I can only offer a white version of this type of person wh would be a constant risk to DUI while working.

Edit: that's 500+ tips per month.
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December 6th, 2013 at 6:52:34 PM permalink
Here in Vegas, after my dog takes a s**t, I can see the steam rising off of it.
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