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February 10th, 2020 at 2:40:10 PM permalink
Me and Mrs Mosca were in AC.

The other afternoon we were at Ocean, where I bought into $5 UTH with $500 and won a couple hands, but then got stomped by bad luck: at one point I was dealt 6-6 and the board had J-J... before she showed I said, ďYou got that third jack, donít you,Ē and of course she did.

Down to $250, I went to 3CP and lost every single hand, until Mrs Mosca came over and I said to the table, ďHere is my good luck charm!Ē At which point I got A-K-Q of clubs, betting 10 for $675.

Strange. Basically lost almost every hand for an hour and a half, then one hand got me ahead. Same thing happened on slots (I play because she plays). I hit a $750 and a $500 on the $5 WoF, which bailed out all those $100 losses I incurred as we moved around the casino.

So, two days of losing all day, but three decent hits and I was up $400. Iíll take it.
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February 10th, 2020 at 3:43:22 PM permalink
Gambling is weird. How many times have you played 3cp or ms and the person next to you gets win after win while you lose and lose. All you had to do is sit in that seat instead.

Or cause and effect. Few weeks ago I took a beating at poker but won 1600 on tables. If I wouldnt have taken a bad beat on the exact hand that I did then I wouldnt have won 1600.
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February 10th, 2020 at 6:44:09 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Gambling is weird. How many times have you played 3cp or ms and the person next to you gets win after win while you lose and lose. All you had to do is sit in that seat instead.

Or cause and effect. Few weeks ago I took a beating at poker but won 1600 on tables. If I wouldnt have taken a bad beat on the exact hand that I did then I wouldnt have won 1600.



I normally go from blackjack to poker or vice versa. Lately, I've been avoiding Wind Creek blackjack because pokerstars is more porfitable because i wont bet the sidebets although i see the sidebets subconsiously. I was proud of myself the other day as Ive been playing poker online and went to play with real people, and KILLED the table and walked by the blackjack table with my profits from poker.

The poker story went like so if anyone is interested :

1/2 NL

I just kept having the nuts over nuts.

At one point - and my weakness is that I feel bad for people when they lose - I flopped KK, the other guy who bet into me had a King as well. The Flop came K something 7. So I flop a set, and dude bets into me I call. Hes got top pair and hes not folding as of this point. The Turn came 7, and paired the board. He keeps betting and I call. The river comes, not sure what it is but it doesnt matter as it doesnt improve anyones hand and I have a boat. Dude bets, and I know I should raise but I say "Do you have a boat?" because of how he was betting his kings. He looked a bit confused and he shows me the King and I show the boat. EVERYONE at the table starts playfully saying I should have raised - even the guy who lost. Crazy thing is the guy who lost to my boat, lost an all in to another boat the very next hand.

Last crappy story of a poker hand -

I flop 99, and im in a very bad spot because I just went all in because why not? Well the guy next to me has KK, and after I went all in, he trys talking to me because hes thinking I have aces. I placed at least 3X his stack into the pot and other people at the table thought I had aces too. Anyways after about a 5 minute talk, he calls and is relieved to find I have 99. I sucked out on the river with a 9 for a set. I shook his hand ans hes gone.

I eliminate 2 players off the table in less than 2 hours.
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February 10th, 2020 at 8:41:15 PM permalink
Quote: Mosca

So, two days of losing all day, but three decent hits and I was up $400.



This is the sad part of gambling
that fools people. They think
they can get ahead in the long
run because they often do in
the short term. It's fooled my
wife for years. Try telling a
frequent casino patron he'll
never get ahead in the long
term, he won't believe you
and he'll hate your guts on
top of it. He knows he will
because he's up from yesterday.
It does not suck to be me.
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February 11th, 2020 at 5:44:08 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

This is the sad part of gambling
that fools people. They think
they can get ahead in the long
run because they often do in
the short term. It's fooled my
wife for years. Try telling a
frequent casino patron he'll
never get ahead in the long
term, he won't believe you
and he'll hate your guts on
top of it. He knows he will
because he's up from yesterday.



It got me when we started going to casinos. Now itís entertainment. I won $400, she lost $400, we had a good time, got the room and a couple meals comped, and thatís all good. Next time we might both lose $400, or both win, whatever. It was fun.

My brother couldnít go to casinos. He had an addictive personality. He would empty his bank account for the thrill of playing. He stayed away, thank goodness.
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February 11th, 2020 at 12:04:17 PM permalink
Quote: Mosca



My brother couldnít go to casinos. He had an addictive personality. He would empty his bank account for the thrill of playing. He stayed away, thank goodness.



I had an older friend who would
max out his credit cards every
tie he went, just trying to get
even. It's like he was in a fever
dream, I stopped going with
him. His wife finally stopped
him by filing for divorce.
It does not suck to be me.
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February 11th, 2020 at 12:22:16 PM permalink
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How many times have you played 3cp or ms and the person next to you gets win after win while you lose and lose.



Uhh, I'm thinking. Let's see. Nope, never happened.
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February 11th, 2020 at 4:38:39 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I had an older friend who would
max out his credit cards every
tie he went, just trying to get
even. It's like he was in a fever
dream, I stopped going with
him. His wife finally stopped
him by filing for divorce.



My brother didnít care about winning, losing, or getting even. He played for the play. Winning existed to keep playing.
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February 11th, 2020 at 7:54:24 PM permalink
It's hard to be happy. When the wins and the losses, like that.

Edited: Voice to text errors
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February 12th, 2020 at 6:46:42 AM permalink
Senor mosca I remember you write you no read the mdawg story but you make story about most bore trip ever

you very funny amigo

Mdawg mucho more better you

you story very aburrido

better you go home then write so aburrido things

please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante
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February 12th, 2020 at 6:54:04 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Senor mosca I remember you write you no read the mdawg story but you make story about most bore trip ever

you very funny amigo

Mdawg mucho more better you

you story very aburrido

better you go home then write so aburrido things

please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante



Someone dropped their sock.
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February 12th, 2020 at 7:53:35 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Senor mosca I remember you write you no read the mdawg story but you make story about most bore trip ever

you very funny amigo

Mdawg mucho more better you

you story very aburrido

better you go home then write so aburrido things

please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante



Thanks for reading it!
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February 12th, 2020 at 8:28:31 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Senor mosca I remember you write you no read the mdawg story but you make story about most bore trip ever

you very funny amigo

Mdawg mucho more better you

you story very aburrido

better you go home then write so aburrido things

please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante



This forum needs more from you Mendoza
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February 12th, 2020 at 8:43:43 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza


please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante




I think Mdawg esta en la pinta de wov. Take him some frajos, homes.
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February 12th, 2020 at 8:58:11 AM permalink
Eres tu el trigo de mi pan. Eres tu!
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I find it muy interasante that MDawg's most vociferous cheerleader should join the forum just 3 days into MDawg's first 2-month suspension.
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February 12th, 2020 at 11:37:03 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Senor mosca I remember you write you no read the mdawg story but you make story about most bore trip ever

you very funny amigo

Mdawg mucho more better you

you story very aburrido

better you go home then write so aburrido things

please to bring back the mdawg this place no fun nothing to read interesante



Personal insult. Second occurence. 7 days.
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February 19th, 2020 at 5:12:48 PM permalink
I say what senor mosca write is aburrido. This time I read it the rules very careful I do not know why is not ok

I say nothing about the senor I say about what he write why senor beachbumbabs he do that to me
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February 19th, 2020 at 5:33:28 PM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

why senor beachbumbabs




señorita
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February 19th, 2020 at 5:52:20 PM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

I say what senor mosca write is aburrido. This time I read it the rules very careful I do not know why is not ok

I say nothing about the senor I say about what he write why senor beachbumbabs he do that to me



No objection to you writing it here. Huge objection to you harassing me with it through PMs.
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February 19th, 2020 at 6:17:20 PM permalink
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No objection to you writing it here. Huge objection to you harassing me with it through PMs.



Thanks for mentioning it, mosca. I was constrained from raising the PM issue in this case, but you have the right to say so.
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February 19th, 2020 at 8:55:05 PM permalink
no no I tell it to senor mosca exactamente the same to face as I write it here. El mismo

He lie if he say other thing

I say to face that his story aburrido and also I write it el mismo here

No diferente

I no how he say - acosar

If any they explain to me why what I do not ok I learn
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February 19th, 2020 at 8:58:44 PM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

no no I tell it to senor mosca exactamente the same to face as I write it here. El mismo

He lie if he say other thing

I say to face that his story aburrido and also I write it el mismo here

No diferente

I no how he say - acosar

If any they explain to me why what I do not ok I learn



Why do you go to such great lengths to let someone know you donít like their post ?

Point out a single post of your own that wasnít boring.
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February 19th, 2020 at 9:27:44 PM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

no no I tell it to senor mosca exactamente the same to face as I write it here. El mismo

He lie if he say other thing

I say to face that his story aburrido and also I write it el mismo here

No diferente

I no how he say - acosar

If any they explain to me why what I do not ok I learn


El posto from Mendoza el sin sustancia. Your posts are like white paint, aburrida!
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February 19th, 2020 at 10:31:01 PM permalink
si many the others we all say el mismo so why i must gone 1 week but others they nothing happen

Is Ok to say someone what he write aburrido or no all right?

Very hipocrita

i tell the man his face el mismo so what? i think anyway is better to say private if you want see what i write I show you is exactamente el mismo I write here
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February 19th, 2020 at 11:35:31 PM permalink
That Mrs is a keeper then. You hold on to that.
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February 20th, 2020 at 12:58:44 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

si many the others we all say el mismo so why i must gone 1 week but others they nothing happen

Is Ok to say someone what he write aburrido or no all right?

Very hipocrita

i tell the man his face el mismo so what? i think anyway is better to say private if you want see what i write I show you is exactamente el mismo I write here



So you are calling me a hypocrite?

Why are you picking a fight with me because you didnít like what I wrote? Why did you PM me because you thought it was boring? Why didnít you do what normal people do when they find something boring on the internet, which is find something else in the limitless content of which there is enough to cover your entire lifetime a million times?

Pssst: I have a secret for you. Itís the internet. All of it is boring. Thatís why itís here, to fill your time while you squat, or eat cereal, or during commercials, or when you canít sleep. If you insist on excitement, put down your keyboard and go do something.
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February 20th, 2020 at 5:09:51 AM permalink
Pienso que sera mejor si Mendoza hace una historia interesante o inportante y no ataque otros miembros.
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February 20th, 2020 at 5:36:38 AM permalink
Estoy de acuerdo.
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February 20th, 2020 at 5:40:19 AM permalink
I no say senor mosca hypocrita

i say is hypocrita that the others they say I write aburrido but nothing is happen to them but when i write this I get suspend. this is not correct

but if you want know actual right now - it is hypocrita also to that you senor mosca write before you find the mdawg story is not interest but when someone write that you story aburrido you get not happy. you write it that if something to find aburrido just to ignore but you did not ignore the mdawg instead you write that his story no interest you óóó maybe I learn to find what you write and i repeat it here or do you want repeat it here for us
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February 20th, 2020 at 6:29:50 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

I no say senor mosca hypocrita

i say is hypocrita that the others they say I write aburrido but nothing is happen to them but when i write this I get suspend. this is not correct

but if you want know actual right now - it is hypocrita also to that you senor mosca write before you find the mdawg story is not interest but when someone write that you story aburrido you get not happy. you write it that if something to find aburrido just to ignore but you did not ignore the mdawg instead you write that his story no interest you óóó maybe I learn to find what you write and i repeat it here or do you want repeat it here for us



I didnít private message anyone about it. As I said a few posts ago, I donít care that you didnít like it. I care that you PMíd me about it.
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February 20th, 2020 at 8:04:47 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

I no say senor mosca hypocrita

i say is hypocrita that the others they say I write aburrido but nothing is happen to them but when i write this I get suspend. this is not correct

but if you want know actual right now - it is hypocrita also to that you senor mosca write before you find the mdawg story is not interest but when someone write that you story aburrido you get not happy. you write it that if something to find aburrido just to ignore but you did not ignore the mdawg instead you write that his story no interest you óóó maybe I learn to find what you write and i repeat it here or do you want repeat it here for us



The one edge I give Moscas story over Mdawgs stories, is that Moscas really happened
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February 20th, 2020 at 8:13:50 AM permalink
Miguel know the mdawg story is true

why?

he know why but if i say here the truth the beachbumbabs he not like so i just smile
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February 20th, 2020 at 8:22:28 AM permalink
One of my high school spanish teachers once told a joke that seems fitting for this thread.
Here is the punch line:
Eso si que es!

Keep those gambling stories coming Mosca!
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February 20th, 2020 at 8:22:31 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Miguel know the mdawg story is true

why?

he know why but if i say here the truth the beachbumbabs he not like so i just smile



As youíd been told before , beachbumbabs is she not he
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February 20th, 2020 at 9:14:06 AM permalink
Quote: Mendoza

Miguel know the mdawg story is true

why?

he know why but if i say here the truth the beachbumbabs he not like so i just smile


Mdawg tells stories that are as true as Spider-Man.

You are boring and yet you complain that other people who actually contribute to this forum are boring? Hypocrite much?

Finally BBB is not a man but a very nice woman and you are most likely a sock so... shoo fly!
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