NFL Teaser of the Week
mustangsally 0
Or if you ask her, she's at 500. But that's besides the point.
Quote: mustangsallyLOL. That was all skill on my part.
3-0 IN ONE WEEK
I saw the change in quarterback and went with the over, it was an easy pick... so easy a blind person could even see it.
why not show my whole quote?
I actually waited to 1 hour B4 the games started on Sunday, hoping to make a couple teaser picks that would lose. and they did. I actually bet the one with the loser Eagles in it after seeing they were off for a week.
I did not want to be 5-0 on teasers (I had a 57 sports betting win streak this year already that followed a 36 win streak) and show up all the experts out there and here.
3-2 is still a winning record.
it is all about winning
thanks for sharing that opinion
another opinion
LOL
that is funny!
How much money you want for that line??
good luck to you, in my opinion,
you will need it the rest of your life. 'Drops Mic'
Sally
OK Vegas Dave Wannbe. Good luck to you in life as well.
Oh wait... You dont write any of it down LOL.
Let’s just talk about this directly. It seems as though you can’t stop questioning Sally’s gender.
Why do you keep doing it?
The only thing I can think of is that either you hate women or you think that a woman is incapable of liking sports, so you think she is pretending to be a woman.
If there is another reason I’m not thinking of, please share.
Quote: speedycrapEverybody clam down. WMW, what is your teaser of THIS week please?
I doubt you’ll get one this week. There aren’t really any that fit his style. I doubt he picks the Saints...
Quote: WatchMeWin'Clears his throat'.... Sally, Stan, Stephen, Steph... whoever you are, please step aside and let the master continue his triumph of winning teasers on this thread. You have infected it you with multiple flaws. You thought it could be so easy so you wanted to jump in... you got lucky your first week, which was the easiest week in the NFL.. (https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2804548-espn-nevada-sportsbooks-lost-7-10m-from-sundays-nfl-week-9-action). Even frauds like you were able to make a winning post.
You like to tout CBS.. what is your deal with them? Are picks yours or only when you win they are yours... like the Carolina over which you want to claim credit for... after you previously stated that CBS picked it. You forgot? You are the one who plagiarizes! Shame on you... You are a blatant plagiarizer!
You say sports betting is for losers and you cant win.... but you obviously are heavily vested in sports wagering. So sad.
You called your late husband many bad names, but arent you benefiting from his loss monetarily? If he was such a degenerate sports bettor / gambler, why are you following in his footsteps. Have you ever made real money on your own?
Your hedge in stating that you put those teaser picks without really studying the games is comical and downright insulting to the intelligence of the board. You had an out once the teasers lost right? Oh , its because you didnt really look things over... HAHAHA You a funny one!
Look, give it up... you stink at picking sports... probably stink at gambling in general. Step aside and let the master bring his undefeated record up exponentially in coming weeks for the grateful ones.... 'Drops Mic'
What is your problem? You don't get to come back here, insult, and attack another member. How is the no-personal-insult rule so difficult for you to understand that we're on your 4th back-to-back violation. The above screed is a complete mess of rudeness, insults, and general egomaniacal overreach.
Go away. I let you out early this morning to ensure I didn't leave you banned for extra time by accident, and here you are abusing even that small courtesy.
Parole revoked. Full sentence imposed from previous leniency. Next date will be November 27, and if this continues then, I will advocate and probably invoke your permanent banning. I doubt anyone would put up a serious protest to keep you, even this time, but I'm giving you one last chance to learn.
Quote: speedycrapEverybody clam down. WMW, what is your teaser of THIS week please?
I doubt there is one, or ever was, at this point. This constant recidivism has one practical consequence: WMW doesn't have to post any picks. I think that's been the point all along.
We might have different opinions but let the record speak for itself. We dont have to call names or insult others.
Sally, no need to comment here anymore unless you want more retaliation. I never throw first punch, but as you know, I come back with Right Hooks . Apparently, you don't get suspended for your insults , so I guess you have special privileges for whatever reasons that go beyond this forum.
Too bad I wasnt able to post the past few weeks.... Haven't lost a teaser this year yet.
Quote: WatchMeWinBack. More winners to come.
Sally, no need to comment here anymore unless you want more retaliation. I never throw first punch, but as you know, I come back with Right Hooks . Apparently, you don't get suspended for your insults , so I guess you have special privileges for whatever reasons that go beyond this forum.
Too bad I wasnt able to post the past few weeks.... Haven't lost a teaser this year yet.
While you were gone, Sally won 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 consecutive bets she didn't post. Ironically, the one bet she posted here before the game started she actually lost. But her record on telling us her winners after the fact is amazing.
Quote: SM777While you were gone, Sally won 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 consecutive bets she didn't post. Ironically, the one bet she posted here before the game started she actually lost. But her record on telling us her winners after the fact is amazing.
I have sooo much more I could add to this, however, I digress. I wouldn't want to be accused of intentionally sabotaging myself again in effort to not have to post my winning picks... lol makes no sense to me.
Quote: WatchMeWinThere are no guarantees.
Wrong. There is one guarantee.
Every teaser you play but don’t post will be a winner
Quote: michael99000Wrong. There is one guarantee.
Every teaser you play but don’t post will be a winner
Wrong... you are referring to Sally with that comment.
Actually, all of the teasers I have posted have been winners. I may have lost one teaser last year, which was a 9 team teaser in which I went 8 out of 9. The 2 team, 3 team, 4 team teasers where too easy and boring so I tried for a 9 bagger.. oh well. Blemish.
Quote: WatchMeWinWrong... you are referring to Sally with that comment.
Actually, all of the teasers I have posted have been winners. I may have lost one teaser last year, which was a 9 team teaser in which I went 8 out of 9. The 2 team, 3 team, 4 team teasers where too easy and boring so I tried for a 9 bagger.. oh well. Blemish.
This is false. You posted a push.
So, before you get suspended on purpose again, share some teasers with us already.
As I start off my tease
And look who is playing
Its my main man, Drew Brees
Now on to the next
Must avoid all the shams
On the road giving points
Ill stick with my Rams
But it doesn't end there
Ill fight the good fight
And take the Skins and the points
Come this Monday Night
2 plays...
- 2 team, 7 pt tease
Saints from -7.5 down to -.5
Rams from -9.5 down to -2.5
- 3 team, 7 pt tease
Saints from -7.5 down to -.5
Rams from -9.5 down to -2.5
Redskins from +7 to +14
Quote: AxelWolf
Insert....
Let's all go to the sportsbook
Let's all go to the sportsbook
Let's all go to the sportsbook
To get ourselves a Tease!
The 2 team teasers are dandy
The 3 team teasers come handy
Soo, let's all go to the sportsbook
To get ourselves a Tease!
LOLQuote: WatchMeWinSally, no need to comment here anymore unless you want more retaliation.
starting at 4:26 in the video
"suddenly, little Sally is up on all fours, leaning..."
Light My Fire BABY
OMG!! This is what I want more of...
time for those Saints to crash and burn tomorrow night
(maybe they get lucky. I do not like either team)
looks like there are many good teaser plays this week (LOL)
I called CLEVELAND with Baker leading THE WAY to BIG winnings.
He did just that last Sunday.
IF Baker wants a new girlfriend, I be 1st in line!!
let us see how well you do come
Thursday Night Football
thank you for sharing
here is my share
2018 sportsbetting stats
360-42 = 89.552% win rate
longest win streak: 57 games
current win streak: 7 games
(went BIG on Gonzaga at home. Easy money. Can't believe the books actually took bets on that one)
type of bets I make
| type bet | count | pct. |
|---|---|---|
| sb-mlb | 83 | 20.65% |
| sb-ncaab | 159 | 39.55% |
| sb-nba | 51 | 12.69% |
| sb-nfl | 47 | 11.69% |
| sb-ncaaf | 39 | 9.70% |
| sb | 23 | 5.72% |
| totals | 402 | 100.00% |
sb was at the beginning of the year and I did not write down who the bet was on. Had to be NCAAB or NFL or NBA???
good luck WMW, as you will need it for the Saints
Sally
Quote: mustangsally
good luck WMW, as you will need it for the Saints
Sally
You are a comedian! Good stuff! Good luck to your Cowboys to win the game. I think you will lose that bet, but it sure is a loud pick!
Quote: onenickelmiracleI kind of felt a compulsive need to bet on Dallas, but I didn't. Still might.
Dont talk about it... just do it! Wishy Washy , Micky Ficky , Non committal pick announcing hedgers. Its either you think the Cowboys will win, or you don't . Own your pick without hedging your opinion like Sally does. This way she can say she was right no matter what team wins. You like Dallas to win? Great! Hero pick! You dont hear me hedging my picks... I tell you who I like and state the picks before they play.
Maybe I should preface my picks by saying ... 'um I don't like the board that much this week... um I kinda like Dallas at home, but um, I think Ill go with the Saints because I want to go against who I really like , um because I, um , I dont think I can keep winning all of the time so I should go against my gut play... yadda yadda'... COM'N MAN!
Rams from -9.5 down to -2.5
these 2 are good. what kinda odds are you getting for a 2teamer?
only when making a teaser like this oneQuote: speedycrapResults will come in 10 hours.
Dallas +14
under 59
Results need more than 1
a small straight bet on Dallas (for dinner money)
Sally
update my 2018 sports betting season (added w/L by type. Looks like I "kick ass" on NBA bets. 49-2 I really was nOT aware of that. NBA season is here too)
| type bet | count | pct. | type-win | type-lose | pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| sb-mlb | 83 | 20.65% | 73 | 10 | 87.95% |
| sb-ncaab | 159 | 39.55% | 143 | 16 | 89.94% |
| sb-nba | 51 | 12.69% | 49 | 2 | 96.08% |
| sb-nfl | 47 | 11.69% | 40 | 7 | 85.11% |
| sb-ncaaf | 39 | 9.70% | 32 | 7 | 82.05% |
| sb | 23 | 5.72% | 23 | 0 | 100.00% |
| totals | 402 | 100.00% | 360 | 42 | . |
Go Saints!
They will be marching home
Quote: mustangsallyonly when making a teaser like this one
Dallas +14
under 59
Results need more than 1
a small straight bet on Dallas (for dinner money)
Sally
update my 2018 sports betting season (added w/L by type. Looks like I "kick ass" on NBA bets. 49-2 I really was nOT aware of that. NBA season is here too)
type bet count pct. type-win type-lose pct. sb-mlb 83 20.65% 73 10 87.95% sb-ncaab 159 39.55% 143 16 89.94% sb-nba 51 12.69% 49 2 96.08% sb-nfl 47 11.69% 40 7 85.11% sb-ncaaf 39 9.70% 32 7 82.05% sb 23 5.72% 23 0 100.00% totals 402 100.00% 360 42 .
Go Saints!
They will be marching home
Thank you for the comedy, this is great.
For someone who says sports betting is for losers and teasers can't win, you sure seem to like teasers. This week you already stated you like Dallas to win straight up. So that is your pick.. no points. You then added that you like the tease of Dallas and under. ok that is fine. Could possible land in the numbers.
WMW - 5-0
Sally - 3-2
your record is only 5-0-1Quote: WatchMeWinWMW - 5-0
Sally - 3-2
that is still pretty good
but nothing GREAT!
in my small opinion,, more money can be won following the likes of CBS sports, for example.
lots of wagers per week and documented winnings.
straight and parlay bets (no teasers there)
my Mom came up with this teaser (she loves to just make bets!)
I like it
give it 2 stars 2
Saints +7
Over 38
Under 66
Dallas +21
I say this should even the score
Met a nice old man (over 30) at Caesars Palace betting on Gonzaga (Monday)
5 figure bets!
points and money line.
I told him I could NOT do the points as it gets crazy in a blowout.
The money line before game time came in at 1/100 (Hey, +ev I say)
so I got my bet in just B4 game started and well, the rest is history.
I saw the score at 17-17
then the blowout started.
Go Saints!
Quote: djatcSaints from -7.5 down to -.5
Rams from -9.5 down to -2.5
these 2 are good. what kinda odds are you getting for a 2teamer?
Anytime that you can cover the 7 and the 3 it is a reasonable teaser.
Quote: WatchMeWinSally, You can stop infecting this thread with your 'make believe' history of wagers. They mean ABSOLUTELY nothing so please stop posting fictitious records. If you have betting slips to prove those , then post them.. otherwise your record here is 3-2 on teasers NFL.
For someone who says sports betting is for losers and teasers can't win, you sure seem to like teasers. This week you already stated you like Dallas to win straight up. So that is your pick.. no points. You then added that you like the tease of Dallas and under. ok that is fine. Could possible land in the numbers.
WMW - 5-0
Sally - 3-2
It's amazing. For all the things you can't do on this forum, it's incredible someone is allowed to post hundreds of bets as a record with literally 0 proof. That is a major red flag, and far worse than a lot on insults people get flagged on here for.
By the way if anyone cares, I'm 999-1 my last 1,000 bets.
The only difference being, that roullete player loses sometimes
Quote: michael99000Sally’s sports betting strategy is the equivalent to the roullete player who puts a chip on 34 different numbers.
The only difference being, that roullete player loses sometimes
This. She hasn’t posted that she’s up dollars. She bets on heavy favorites during the game when they are way ahead. If she’s laying 8-1 on average she needs to be at 88.9% winning bets to be winning money.
no one ever asked. most are only interested in winning percentages.Quote: unJonThis. She hasn’t posted that she’s up dollars.
many times you can NOT make a money line bet when a heavy favorite is way ahead during the game.Quote: unJonShe bets on heavy favorites during the game when they are way ahead.
Only the total and points is available at that point in the game and I suck at those bets.
A lot of heavy favorites with a money line bet B4 the game starts are still heavy favorites with NO way to make a money line bet AFTER the game starts and many heavy favorites have NO money line bet, B4 or after.
This was done specifically because my husband always laughed at me for (always, mostly) betting favorites and said over many bets you will only lose money betting them so I should just stick with my advantage craps play and playing dice games (he did not like my singing)
and 4 the last 2 years, mostly yes, I bet favorites and 'normalizing' my bets to a $2 wager (the min allowed by William Hill mobile)
I am up this year at $897.90 (my average bet is WAY higher than $2)
Last year I did way better as I won just over $1700 with a normalized $2 bet.
I wanted to prove that betting on just the favorites, one could show a net profit over many bets per year, and I did just that.
Do not know what I will do next year, maybe just live quietly in Kentucky and go to horse races.
teasers are interesting until you lose and then what?
Sally
Quote: WatchMeWin
all of the teasers I have posted have been winners.
As the famous poet Geoffrey Chaucer once said...”all good things must come to an end .”
Mom, you lost! I still bet with you and lost too.Quote: mustangsallymy Mom came up with this teaser (she loves to just make bets!)
I like it
give it 2 stars 2
4 team tease
Saints +7
Over 38
Under 66
Dallas +21
Go Saints!
The Saints go marching home (LOST 13-10)
But I bet BIG on MY TEASER and the straight bet (took the points)
we now have LOTS of money ($cash$) to have dinner with this weekend.
How about us in Miami?
Oh, you want your boyfriend to come with us?
ok
ok, pack, we on our way!
Sally (Queen of the underdogs)
Quote: FinsRuleSo I have the only undefeated record for this year then? I’m 1-0 with teasers. Great!
Congratulations! I relinquish my crown to you. You are the new king of teasers here. Show us What You're Made Of.
a very simple shared fact.Quote: FinsRuleI’m 1-0 after 8 weeks. I bet on the Patriots over the Bears.
LOL. that is all we need.Quote: FinsRuleI’ll bet NFL more when it’s legal in IL.
another state with sports betting allowed.
Where one can literally jump in a lake when their bet is not a winner or a push.
-135 or -140 teasers are nice until they lose eventually
so with an OP having a 5-0-1 record
that could be up 500 or so
2 teasers lost
say -135 and 100 (for the 3 teamer)
net winnings just about cut in half
winning about 71% of the teasers resolved (win or lose)
there is the edge working away
teaser bets are a completely different animal than straight betting (against the spread)Quote: GWAEWhy do the people are so good at betting never enter our picks game.
as most should know.
some get 'lucky' picking winners
some think they are skilled picking winners
I like the occasional picker (not that keen on most sports and teams)
that comes out of nowhere and says something like
"Cleveland is going to beat Atlanta at home"
or
"Saints will be marching home after losing to Dallas"
WatchMeWin must really have a large smile on his face today, left over from last night.
certain he cashed his tickets (unless he has to use a guy for his bets still)
back to teasers
Quote: WatchMeWinCongratulations! I relinquish my crown to you. You are the new king of teasers here. Show us What You're Made Of.
Seahawks
Titans
william hill mobileQuote: FinsRuleSeahawks
Titans
| team/tease | 7pt | 6.5pt | 6pt |
|---|---|---|---|
| tenn | -1 | -1.5 | -2 |
| sea | -3 | -3.5 | -4 |
| odds | -140 | -130 | -120 |
Quote: DRichAnytime that you can cover the 7 and the 3 it is a reasonable teaser.
that's why I wanted to know the payout. If it's big enough it's definitely a good one.
Quote: GWAEWhy do the people are so good at betting never enter our picks game. I guess it is good for us that do
Probably because they’re not that good at betting.
Quote: GWAEWhy do the people are so good at betting never enter our picks game. I guess it is good for us that do
Quote: RSProbably because they’re not that good at betting.
I didn't see you on the list of people in the contest.
