AxelWolf
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November 17th, 2017 at 2:50:23 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

Watching slots online is a cheap way to scratch the itch.

Does that work for heroin and crack as well?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
MrV
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November 17th, 2017 at 3:48:23 PM permalink
It works for slots and sluts, so why not drugs?
"What, me worry?"
RS
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November 17th, 2017 at 4:36:21 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Does that work for heroin and crack as well?


I don't see why not. Or maybe someone should do a test?

"Excuse me sir, I'd like to purchase one bag of your finest heroin and crack, I wanna do an experiment and need to get addicted to these, first."
beachmonkey
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November 17th, 2017 at 4:42:41 PM permalink
As a free science project Iím enthralled by the transition of perfecting that casino pallor, that distinctive casino tan. To watch the aging process at a greatly accelerated pace than normal , the puffiness of the jowls, the tentative fugitive sideways glances, the sinking of the eye sockets, boring, I think not.
The physical before and now shots on each video as the last shot is a pre recorded take from fresher day.
Background language is priceless from hoping to dispair to elation to pleading of the RNG god to intervene to the sweet honest f##k yeahs
Iím getting more popcorn and watch her face tells how her day is really going . Thank you slots lady. I sincerely wish you well and abundant good luck.
Kind regards.
P.s the RNG god has no bias
Last edited by: beachmonkey on Nov 17, 2017
onenickelmiracle
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November 17th, 2017 at 9:44:28 PM permalink
Watching slots online makes people attracted to slots they would never otherwise play nor play with a skewed expectation of the slot. They see greatest hits and drop their guard to the game.
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.
rxwine
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beachmonkey
November 17th, 2017 at 10:55:15 PM permalink
Someone should make some parody slot videos. (or is that redundant?)

Show gold coins pouring into the tray (plastic) but add metal sound. Have guy dressed as security guard take player away for too much winning. Short video of player holding fake giant check of ridiculous pay out in front of machine. Wearing so many gold chains, chin is forced upwards. Kung Fu old lady for slot machine seat/ how to video. Vulture slot machine with actual stuffed vulture.

,,,whatever else you can come up with.
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
ams288
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January 4th, 2021 at 7:00:43 PM permalink
I stumbled across SlotLadyís channel recently and am addicted.

I LOVE her table game videos and live-streams. Helps scratch the itch when I canít be in Vegas. She just made a nice $3,500 tonight on her Blackjack stream at the El Cortez.

And of course, being heavily-male dominated WOV, you guys ran her out of here quite successfully. Pretty female members donít last long here for some reason....
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
DRich
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January 4th, 2021 at 7:12:09 PM permalink
Quote: ams288



And of course, being heavily-male dominated WOV, you guys ran her out of here quite successfully. Pretty female members donít last long here for some reason....



If I remember correctly she really didn't contribute other than posting links to her videos.
Living longer does not always infer +EV
rxwine
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January 4th, 2021 at 8:28:30 PM permalink
Quote: ams288

I stumbled across SlotLadyís channel recently and am addicted.

I LOVE her table game videos and live-streams. Helps scratch the itch when I canít be in Vegas. She just made a nice $3,500 tonight on her Blackjack stream at the El Cortez.

And of course, being heavily-male dominated WOV, you guys ran her out of here quite successfully. Pretty female members donít last long here for some reason....



Have any females been hanging out here at all for the last couple months? I see MustangSally hasn't been here for a year.

There may be some here that never reveal their presence and don't have an obvious name id.
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
AxelWolf
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January 4th, 2021 at 10:24:27 PM permalink
I never fathomed there would be a market and money to be made making videos of yourself playing slots. It's mind boggling to me that there people out there who enjoy watching others play slots.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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