MrV
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March 1st, 2015 at 7:01:56 PM permalink
I wonder which casino has the loosest slots?

Not limiting the inquiry to Las Vegas: seeking the loosest ANYWHERE.
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darkoz
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March 1st, 2015 at 7:51:19 PM permalink
My living room.

I purchased a miniature slot machine which had a pretty decent return.

My grandkids weren't happy enough with it so they figured out how to break the lock and took all my money.
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noy2222
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March 1st, 2015 at 8:54:37 PM permalink
This machine has a 0% house edge

chupacabra31
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March 1st, 2015 at 9:46:17 PM permalink
Quote: noy2222

This machine has a 0% house edge



Never gets old!
ontariodealer
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March 1st, 2015 at 9:47:52 PM permalink
sorry, thought it said loosest sluts ever.
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onenickelmiracle
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March 1st, 2015 at 10:28:01 PM permalink
I would look for a casino advertising manufacturers best payback and old machines. Soaring Eagle had plenty using this strategy but abandoned it. Some places in California perhaps Maybe Barona.
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ThatDonGuy
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March 2nd, 2015 at 7:04:46 AM permalink
Quote: chupacabra31

Never gets old!


Now, where have I seen that before:
in 2013
in 2014
in 2015
MrV
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March 2nd, 2015 at 7:17:26 AM permalink
I was just wondering which casino was the LEAST greedy?

All slots are a bad bet, I know that; which casino offers "the best of the worst?"

Would it be in Nevada, or elsewhere?

Large and corporate, small and privately owned, or tribal?

Just curious.
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Gabes22
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March 2nd, 2015 at 7:43:41 AM permalink
Generally speaking, of course, much like in table games where you typically get better rules with a higher minimum, the higher the denomination for slots, usually the lower the house edge.
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AZDuffman
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March 2nd, 2015 at 8:01:24 AM permalink
Quote: noy2222

This machine has a 0% house edge



I remember reading in Reader's Digest humor section where some old guy kept feeding ones to a change machine then yelled "jackpot." The staff thought he was nuts. Later a guy was fixing it because the thing was spitting out 5 quarters for a buck.
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