Djatc ' s big hands, big...whatever
March 7th, 2016 at 9:42:44 AM
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For the record, I didn't go out of my way to start vulturing a penny UX. I had been walking by and I saw a multiplier. So of course I attacked it.
However the multiplier I saw was two 2x's on a 10-play penny machine. And I did find a few other multipliers on that machine, too!
Laugh all you want, but I'm the one laughing it all to the bank!
Laugh all you want, but I'm the one laughing it all to the bank!
March 7th, 2016 at 3:50:50 PM
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We are all just jealous. I would play penny vulturing all day long if I had it.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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March 7th, 2016 at 11:50:25 PM
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Quote: RSFor the record, I didn't go out of my way to start vulturing a penny UX. I had been walking by and I saw a multiplier. So of course I attacked it.
However the multiplier I saw was two 2x's on a 10-play penny machine. And I did find a few other multipliers on that machine, too!
Laugh all you want, but I'm the one laughing it all to the bank!
Didn't you knock over some old lady that was about to play it tho?
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March 8th, 2016 at 8:46:36 AM
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Quote: djatcQuote: RSFor the record, I didn't go out of my way to start vulturing a penny UX. I had been walking by and I saw a multiplier. So of course I attacked it.
However the multiplier I saw was two 2x's on a 10-play penny machine. And I did find a few other multipliers on that machine, too!
Laugh all you want, but I'm the one laughing it all to the bank!
Didn't you knock over some old lady that was about to play it tho?
Hahahahaha. Tread marks up her polyester shirt...
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
March 12th, 2016 at 6:51:37 PM
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Let's get this thread back on track...
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March 12th, 2016 at 7:21:51 PM
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You could have at least gotten it back on track with a jackpot
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March 12th, 2016 at 7:22:15 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesLet's get this thread back on track...
Shopped.
March 12th, 2016 at 7:42:56 PM
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Quote: RSQuote: IbeatyouracesLet's get this thread back on track...
Shopped.
Are you insulting me? ;-)
Shop this...
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March 12th, 2016 at 11:45:01 PM
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Pretty jealous...you did two things I've never done in the same night. Quarter royal and hitting quarter deuces on deuces wild. The latter may be more annoying than the former. I have about 8 nickel deuces. One with a 5X multiplier that "acts" like quarters I guess. :-\ Of course I hit deuces last night for the first time in almost 6 months...on nickel super double bonus. lol
March 13th, 2016 at 4:44:29 AM
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Quote: tringlomanePretty jealous...you did two things I've never done in the same night. Quarter royal and hitting quarter deuces on deuces wild. The latter may be more annoying than the former. I have about 8 nickel deuces. One with a 5X multiplier that "acts" like quarters I guess. :-\ Of course I hit deuces last night for the first time in almost 6 months...on nickel super double bonus. lol
I know how you feel. Got 4awk on deuces wild. Sigh.. I bounce between 3 games and it was my first hand after switching from ddb. Double sigh.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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March 28th, 2016 at 5:14:29 AM
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Responding back to TwoFeathersATL questions about a "dealt" royal this past week. Actually posted a response on another forum page but was more appropriate here. My wife was "dealt" a Royal Flush (clubs) last Friday evening at MSS in Las Vegas. It was her 2nd Royal in 2 days. Thursday morning she hit a royal (spades) holding 4 and drawing 1 card. The first was on a 3-play machine, the dealt royal on a 1 play. Both were on 8/5 Bonus Poker. Thank heaven the machine locked the dealt royal, since she was shaking so bad she could have messed up the deal. Told her of the 1 in 650,000 odds of getting dealt a royal, she just looked at me dazed. We will attempt to send pictures again. Thanks again to the group trying to direct us through the process. Probably correct the limited amount of posts from me, is why the pictures were blocked. Have a great week. Off to work. UGH!!!
March 29th, 2016 at 8:37:38 PM
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My friend got this playing next to me.
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March 29th, 2016 at 10:11:23 PM
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Oh boy! $62.50!
March 30th, 2016 at 4:58:54 AM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesMy friend got this playing next to me.
Mhmmm....."your friend" hit that....surrre! You tryin' to cover up the fact you were betting 1 coin, aren't ya?
March 30th, 2016 at 6:32:55 AM
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Quote: RSMhmmm....."your friend" hit that....surrre! You tryin' to cover up the fact you were betting 1 coin, aren't ya?
I'm not that silly!!
If I were to play one quarter, I'd go to a nickel game or to the 500/50/25/9/6/4/3/2/1 JoB game they have. :-)
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March 30th, 2016 at 9:42:30 AM
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I was thinking the same thing. He's never mentioned playing with any friends before.☺Quote: RSQuote: IbeatyouracesMy friend got this playing next to me.
Mhmmm....."your friend" hit that....surrre! You tryin' to cover up the fact you were betting 1 coin, aren't ya?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 30th, 2016 at 3:00:10 PM
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I got dealt, in order, on Spin Poker Deluxe (max bet), the following: Ac, Qc, Tc, Jc . . . 7c.
MFSOB!
MFSOB!
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
March 30th, 2016 at 3:01:41 PM
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Quote: teddysI got dealt, in order, on Spin Poker Deluxe (max bet), the following: Ac, Qc, Tc, Jc . . . 7c.
MFSOB!
I assume you connected on that, right? For a nice $24K, $28K, or $32K win?
Can't remember if SPDX is 6-8-6 or 7-6-7 on last reel.
March 30th, 2016 at 3:05:46 PM
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I don't know what that means but no I did not connect on anything.
Would have been $8k for a dealt Royal. ($0.10 denom)
Would have been $8k for a dealt Royal. ($0.10 denom)
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March 30th, 2016 at 5:01:09 PM
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Quote: teddysI don't know what that means but no I did not connect on anything.
Would have been $8k for a dealt Royal. ($0.10 denom)
Oh. Then it'd a been $2.4k, $2.8k, or $3.2k if you had connected.
April 9th, 2016 at 11:22:43 PM
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April 10th, 2016 at 12:20:21 AM
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Congrats, but that's not a dealt royal. Wrong thread. Please read.
April 10th, 2016 at 1:14:44 AM
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Quote: rsactuaryCongrats, but that's not a dealt royal. Wrong thread. Please read.
Djatc is a n00b
April 10th, 2016 at 1:24:58 AM
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Quote: rsactuaryCongrats, but that's not a dealt royal. Wrong thread. Please read.
Quote: RSDjatc is a n00b
Haha. And the last time he got a dealt royal, I think he put it into another thread and claimed it was his thread because he thought he was posting in this one! I know I put my last royal in the appropriate thread here, the "Vulturing Ultimate X" thread...*blushes*
"Crazy Taxi" challenge at GVR next time I come to town dj??? ;)
April 10th, 2016 at 2:32:42 PM
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Quote: RSDjatc is a n00b
QQ noob idgaf
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April 10th, 2016 at 3:24:06 PM
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Quote: rsactuaryCongrats, but that's not a dealt royal. Wrong thread. Please read.
I asked the mods to change the title into something like djatcs royals or something.
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April 13th, 2016 at 9:58:21 AM
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Done.Quote: djatcI asked the mods to change the title into something like djatcs royals or something.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
April 13th, 2016 at 10:01:44 AM
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Quote: beachbumbabsDone.
Thanks Babs! The title change was almost verbatim lol
This happened twice on different days on the same machine.
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April 13th, 2016 at 10:07:17 AM
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Seems like that should pay soooo much more
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April 23rd, 2016 at 7:30:26 PM
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I didn't snap a picture of it, but earlier tonight I witnessed some serious beginners luck. A couple of guys sat to my right one never having played a hand in his life. The other was showing him the better games and he decided on the 9/6 JoB. He pops in a $3.65 ticket and on the very first hit of the button, up pop the 5 highest hearts. First hand ever and the guy gets a dealt royal!
Edit: didn't realize the "Got a dealt royal" thread had it's name changed.
Edit: didn't realize the "Got a dealt royal" thread had it's name changed.
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April 23rd, 2016 at 8:29:31 PM
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Yes it did and now gets fewer posts. I vote to change back
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April 23rd, 2016 at 8:35:58 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingYes it did and now gets fewer posts. I vote to change back
Agreed.
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April 23rd, 2016 at 8:39:42 PM
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I actually think bbb was being funny- I have not seen thread title retroactively changed for really no reason-
Bbb please change it back
Bbb please change it back
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April 23rd, 2016 at 10:18:17 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingI actually think bbb was being funny- I have not seen thread title retroactively changed for really no reason-
Bbb please change it back
I think Djatc requested the change. (he's the creator of this thread)
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
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April 23rd, 2016 at 10:30:41 PM
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Quote: boymimboI have dealth one dealt royal in my lifetime and it unfortunately was on level 1 of a $.80 (40 x .02) multi-strike machine. Still, $800 was cool. $6,400 would have been much much better.
Still, a Royal is a Royal. I did manage to hit one in January of this year on the 4x level for 64,000 nickels. That was my last royal.
My first two pat royals were in early 2000s, the good old days. The first one was in an online draw poker game, $4-8 limit. I opened for $4, two callers, I rapped, they drew, I bet $8, no one called. The software wouldn't even let me show it.
My second one I was bonus-whoring an online casino on a $100 for $100 "new player" promo. I was playing single-hand JoB for 25-cents and got down to my last $23. On a lark, I switched to 4-handed at a dollar denom. Left me with $3. BAM! Pat royal. At first I'm thinking $4000. then remembered I switched to dollars at the last moment. $16K! And I got paid, no hassle. I miss playing online.
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April 24th, 2016 at 12:03:34 AM
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Hell no keep it as it is Dj'd jackpots.
DJ post up ALL your Jackpots and show them it's named appropriately.
I'm sure he's holding back 100k in jackpots.
DJ post up ALL your Jackpots and show them it's named appropriately.
I'm sure he's holding back 100k in jackpots.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
May 13th, 2016 at 5:39:36 PM
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Wtf only 3 royals should have had 8 at least
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May 13th, 2016 at 6:49:42 PM
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Step up to the big boy table and grow some and go for the 100 hands
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May 13th, 2016 at 6:50:28 PM
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Lol at more royals then straights
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May 13th, 2016 at 9:02:09 PM
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Quote: djatc
Wtf only 3 royals should have had 8 at least
sweet, dj!
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
May 13th, 2016 at 9:24:16 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingStep up to the big boy table and grow some and go for the 100 hands
I already did that on accident. $125 a hand on that play would not be optimal.
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May 13th, 2016 at 9:26:47 PM
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Quote: djatc
Wtf only 3 royals should have had 8 at least
Yeah, wtf...lol Nice hits!
May 13th, 2016 at 9:46:42 PM
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Quote: djatcWtf only 3 royals should have had 8 at least
Was playing some 50 play 5¢ TDB last week. Held AAA3 and got the fourth Ace 3 out of 50. These aren't bad for 1 in 47 shots.
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May 13th, 2016 at 10:03:54 PM
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Rigged!!!!!!!
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May 13th, 2016 at 10:06:29 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingRigged!!!!!!!
They rigged the DW on me here. Down $1300 in three days, about 20,000 hands, no four deuces :-(
So much for all those royals I was getting.
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May 13th, 2016 at 10:07:56 PM
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I once held nothing and got not a single deuce on the redraw as well-
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May 14th, 2016 at 6:29:41 AM
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Quote: djatcI already did that on accident. $125 a hand on that play would not be optimal.
Just throw away those dealt full houses or only play 95 hands.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
May 19th, 2016 at 9:02:13 PM
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For dstp, if you are dealt a royal w/10x multiplier, do you auto-magically get a 10x on the 0 card redraw?
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
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May 19th, 2016 at 9:06:13 PM
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Yes to the best of my knowledge
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May 19th, 2016 at 9:39:54 PM
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Quote: 100xOddsFor dstp, if you are dealt a royal w/10x multiplier, do you auto-magically get a 10x on the 0 card redraw?
A dealt royal with ANY deal multiplier is SUPPOSED to be an automatic 20x. But as I've shown on the Video Pocket Pocket app, this isn't always true.
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