Djatc ' s big hands, big...whatever
February 23rd, 2016 at 2:02:10 PM
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More power to you playing a machine at less then a 1 percent edge - ughhh
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February 23rd, 2016 at 2:26:17 PM
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Did I take action on that?Quote: djatcHit this, had to wait for assistant. Notice the 51 cent advantage play:
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 2:28:11 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingMore power to you playing a machine at less then a 1 percent edge - ughhh
2% after goodies
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February 23rd, 2016 at 2:28:21 PM
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Selling action on a .67 percent play-
Definition of a nit
Definition of a nit
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February 23rd, 2016 at 2:37:18 PM
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You counting free beer?
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February 23rd, 2016 at 2:46:33 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingSelling action on a .67 percent play-
Definition of a nit
Always gotta let the homies in on a play. + I wasn't doing anything that day and I was bored so why not get in a +ev play?
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February 23rd, 2016 at 3:06:09 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfDid I take action on that?
Do you want action on it?
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:12:25 PM
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Only if he was ahead money.Quote: RSDo you want action on it?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:14:59 PM
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I know you value comps more than anyone I know. Your like F the EV there's comps to be had.Quote: djatcAlways gotta let the homies in on a play. + I wasn't doing anything that day and I was bored so why not get in a +ev play?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:17:13 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfOnly if he was ahead money.
He was behind before he hit it.
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:19:57 PM
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I wouldn't want action if it was 12 k unless I had the whole bank linked to the progressive locked up
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February 23rd, 2016 at 3:20:18 PM
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You're not really selling action if you have a prearranged agreement to offer up action on +EV plays big or small.Quote: WizardofnothingSelling action on a .67 percent play-
Definition of a nit
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:29:45 PM
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You wouldn't ever get on it in that case.Quote: WizardofnothingI wouldn't want action if it was 12 k unless I had the whole bank linked to the progressive locked up
locking it up isn't a requirement for plus EV.
Back when progressives were everywhere and fairly juicy it was rare that any one single team would lock up an entire bank by themselves.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 3:37:55 PM
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I agree I would not get in , just saying at .67 assuming 5k coin in an hour you are looking at35 an hour. Just prefer plays that u control more and not one that I can be beat out on by others playing the same game , if the margins are that slim, bigger margins I'm all in , just would hate to get jammed into a play and stuck there playing for 40 hours to hit the royal
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February 23rd, 2016 at 3:53:34 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingI agree I would not get in , just saying at .67 assuming 5k coin in an hour you are looking at35 an hour. Just prefer plays that u control more and not one that I can be beat out on by others playing the same game , if the margins are that slim, bigger margins I'm all in , just would hate to get jammed into a play and stuck there playing for 40 hours to hit the royal
Trust me I would love bigger margins, also less volatile games (9/6 jacks, 8/5 bonus) but they are far and few in between. I hate BPX with a passion. Vegas really sucks for grinding plays.
If there was ever a great UX promo I would be all over it. I can play that all day if I had a healthy edge.
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February 23rd, 2016 at 3:59:55 PM
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No need to stay if it's already +EV you still get value obviously you wouldn't get full meter move value but the mail and comps are going to make it worth approximately $50 an hour. Assuming its a place you enjoy the food and you frequently visit there it's worthwhile taking a shot. Again you can walk off and come back if you wish assuming no one hits it. Given the fact that Djatc is a RF magnet and he was probably "due" It be foolish not to take action. I wouldn't suggest someone with a small BR playing it or taking action.Quote: WizardofnothingI agree I would not get in , just saying at .67 assuming 5k coin in an hour you are looking at35 an hour. Just prefer plays that u control more and not one that I can be beat out on by others playing the same game , if the margins are that slim, bigger margins I'm all in , just would hate to get jammed into a play and stuck there playing for 40 hours to hit the royal
The truth is.... they were giving away I ♥ Miata's T-shirsts.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
February 23rd, 2016 at 4:21:33 PM
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Quote: AxelWolf
The truth is.... they were giving away I ♥ Miata's T-shirsts.
Wow, this does look like a casino give away tshirt.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
February 23rd, 2016 at 4:24:17 PM
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Quote: DRichWow, this does look like a casino give away tshirt.
Do you have this shirt available? If it's a large I'll buy it for $3.50
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February 23rd, 2016 at 4:42:56 PM
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Quote: DRichWow, this does look like a casino give away tshirt.
That's awesome.
Nice hit dj!
February 28th, 2016 at 3:17:58 PM
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Just chilling the other night, fooling around, waiting for someone. And boom, hit a royal flush!
Picture in post may or may not be the RF I hit.
February 28th, 2016 at 3:21:56 PM
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Couldn't afford that last $20 credit huh!?! :-P
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February 28th, 2016 at 3:45:55 PM
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Quote: RSJust chilling the other night, fooling around, waiting for someone. And boom, hit a royal flush!
Picture in post may or may not be the RF I hit.
Crappy paytable only 700-1 for a royal.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
February 28th, 2016 at 4:28:10 PM
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Oddly, max bet is 800 for 1
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February 28th, 2016 at 4:43:28 PM
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Did you really hit a 1 million dollar royal?
Just saw the spoiler. Did you actually see someone hit that or did you pull it from the interwebs?
Just saw the spoiler. Did you actually see someone hit that or did you pull it from the interwebs?
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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February 28th, 2016 at 4:50:41 PM
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Quote: DRichQuote: RSJust chilling the other night, fooling around, waiting for someone. And boom, hit a royal flush!
Picture in post may or may not be the RF I hit.
Crappy paytable only 700-1 for a royal.
You don't even have enough money for 5 credits stop lying
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February 28th, 2016 at 5:08:42 PM
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anyone have an idea what casino would offer stakes this high?
February 28th, 2016 at 5:12:24 PM
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I'd guess that it is not USD.
February 28th, 2016 at 5:30:03 PM
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There is no casino that offers that pay table in the us - especially at 20 dollar - I'm thinking Costa Rica on that one
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February 28th, 2016 at 6:09:20 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingThere is no casino that offers that pay table in the us - especially at 20 dollar - I'm thinking Costa Rica on that one
Oh ok... yeah if Costa Rica, then its $2070. Makes sense.
February 28th, 2016 at 8:15:17 PM
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It's probably not even for real money or something like that but who knows.Quote: WizardofnothingThere is no casino that offers that pay table in the us - especially at 20 dollar - I'm thinking Costa Rica on that one
If that was at a casino it would probably be in a high limit room WTF would he just be chilling in a HL room?
I'M certain even RS isn't dumb enough to post up a Million $ JP, even if he did hit it.
Hell, he wouldn't even have time to post up with all the rent-boys and blow.
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It just goes to show us why jackpot posting can just be total BS.
Sometimes when I would take a JP picture I flip off the camera or add something to indicate it's actually mine. Or someone is with me. there's always W2G's to back it up.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 1st, 2016 at 1:15:44 PM
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Back on track.
Yes the machine auto held everything and locked up.
Yes the machine auto held everything and locked up.
March 1st, 2016 at 1:37:04 PM
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Always wondered that... Heard that of course, but never been dealt one =P.Quote: BTLWIBack on track.
Yes the machine auto held everything and locked up.
Congrats on the nice hit!
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
March 1st, 2016 at 3:02:57 PM
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Nice hit!
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
March 1st, 2016 at 4:36:42 PM
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Dealt royals are damn awesome. Congrats
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March 2nd, 2016 at 12:07:46 PM
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I see you Mickey. Tread lightly.
March 2nd, 2016 at 12:28:08 PM
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I didn't hear that.
OK, I heard it. Urgent plea to Minney, watch your big eared boyfriend.
And give me a call, been way too long......
OK, I heard it. Urgent plea to Minney, watch your big eared boyfriend.
And give me a call, been way too long......
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
March 2nd, 2016 at 1:09:23 PM
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Nice!
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March 6th, 2016 at 5:00:12 PM
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^ I don't see the royal. congrats on your $7.50 though.
March 6th, 2016 at 5:01:09 PM
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Quote: RS
Times must be getting tough in the AP world seeing as RS is vulturing penny poker
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March 6th, 2016 at 5:28:05 PM
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I want action and https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA/giphy.gifQuote: RS
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
March 6th, 2016 at 6:55:16 PM
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Plz ban rs 4 lyfe
His final words before the ban "+EV IS +EV!!!"
His final words before the ban "+EV IS +EV!!!"
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March 6th, 2016 at 7:08:39 PM
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Nothing wrong with strong legitimate AP play.
Y'all just mad cuz ya aren't on these strong plays. But I understand your guys' jealousy -- perfectly normal reaction. (: (:
Y'all just mad cuz ya aren't on these strong plays. But I understand your guys' jealousy -- perfectly normal reaction. (: (:
March 6th, 2016 at 7:22:51 PM
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Last time I looked for penny UX multipliers on a machine, some lady in her 80s in that bank hit a royal for $40 while I was there...haha
March 6th, 2016 at 8:20:04 PM
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Plus ev is plus ev. But the time involved most likely makes it negative ev- best you could possible find would be 6 dollars and the odds do that are staggering- I guess I use to check nickels at times now I just realize it stands out to much and takes too much time so if I am vulturing I stay at dimes and above
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March 7th, 2016 at 6:11:47 AM
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Quote: RS
wrong thread!
this pic should be in the Jackpots thread.
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
March 7th, 2016 at 7:16:15 AM
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Quote: 100xOddsQuote: RS
wrong thread!
this pic should be in the Jackpots thread.
Problem is...this isn't a jackpot! :-)
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March 7th, 2016 at 7:48:02 AM
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Then create a new thread called ev plays
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March 7th, 2016 at 7:52:41 AM
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Quote: 100xOddsQuote: RS
wrong thread!
this pic should be in the Jackpots thread.
Hey hey, this is at least a weeks income for him. Let him have his day.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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March 7th, 2016 at 7:56:54 AM
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Thread created - plus ev plays
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