jamesbond007
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January 8th, 2014 at 7:39:45 PM permalink
I have $4,000 and I need to win $1000 what is the best way for me to win $1000 with a 90% chance of not losing my bank roll. I am will to lose the whole $4000 to win $1000 can anyone give me a suggestions on some kind of betting system? Thanks Please help any advice is apprecited!!
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January 8th, 2014 at 7:43:55 PM permalink
I would personally use your bac strategy. I would put the probability of success up near 98%
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January 8th, 2014 at 7:44:55 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

I would personally use your bac strategy. I would put the probability of success up near 98%



LOL don't you mean 100%
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January 8th, 2014 at 7:47:00 PM permalink
how was your trip to Vegas
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January 8th, 2014 at 7:49:47 PM permalink
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:00:10 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

I have $4,000 and I need to win $1000 what is the best way for me to win $1000 with a 90% chance of not losing my bank roll. I am will to lose the whole $4000 to win $1000 can anyone give me a suggestions on some king of betting system? Thanks Please help any advice is apprecited!!

Bet it on a solar stock. They have been lighting up the leader-boards for months now. I suggest CSIQ. On April 2, 2013 you could have bought CSIQ for 3.24. Today, it closed at 38.43. There are probably other stocks that have performed better in a 9 month period but they don't count because I wasn't watching their meteoric rise. CSIQ will crash as soon as I buy into it and not a moment sooner.

I promise to stay away from the stock for another month so feel free to jump in.
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:23:38 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

I have $4,000 and I need to win $1000 what is the best way for me to win $1000 with a 90% chance of not losing my bank roll. I am will to lose the whole $4000 to win $1000 can anyone give me a suggestions on some king of betting system? Thanks Please help any advice is apprecited!!



Are there any time or travel constraints in this question, and would any costs associated therewith be deducted from the $4,000?
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:25:27 PM permalink
I have $4,000 and I need to win $1000 what is the best way for me to win $1000 with a 90% chance of not losing my bank roll.


Wire me $4,00 and wait 24 hours.
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:32:20 PM permalink
Quote: s2dbaker

Bet it on a solar stock. They have been lighting up the leader-boards for months now. I suggest CSIQ. On April 2, 2013 you could have bought CSIQ for 3.24. Today, it closed at 38.43. There are probably other stocks that have performed better in a 9 month period but they don't count because I wasn't watching their meteoric rise. CSIQ will crash as soon as I buy into it and not a moment sooner.

I promise to stay away from the stock for another month so feel free to jump in.



And I would have thought you would have told him to "invest" in Obamacare.
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:50:31 PM permalink
I keep saying to my self what would the real Bond do if he really needed money, that being said I am the real bond. I have a pretty girl and I make 2 bets on banker each for $4,000 and then walk away!!!!! Hopefully that wins will let you know what happens in an hour from now.
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January 8th, 2014 at 8:58:28 PM permalink
Ok, well my 4k just went down to 2k, now I need 5k by Jan 9th or I am dead, have to win or else i will never be able to post again. I call Q and he gave me all the gaets to fight the enemy but M told don't come back until I triple my money in Vegas, Will try MGM and Mandalay bay in Vegas. Will only spend 1 night there, 8k a day that should do it, Wish me luck fellows, if i don't return 008 will take my place next week.
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January 8th, 2014 at 9:02:23 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

Are there any time or travel constraints in this question, and would any costs associated therewith be deducted from the $4,000?



None just need to win in a day or two. No cost and the figures I give or proportion to my actual bank roll,
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January 8th, 2014 at 9:06:46 PM permalink
Nope, not enough time. I was going to suggest the Loose Deuces (101.6%) machine at The D with a $0.25 Max bet if you wanted to learn Optimal Strategy. However, assuming you could play 500 hands per hour:

.25 * 500 * .016 = $2 per hour expected long-term profit.

Your RoR would be virtually non-existent, you're good for 16,000 Max Bets, but it would take 500 hours of play to make that $1,000.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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January 8th, 2014 at 9:15:09 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

I have $4,000 and I need to win $1000 what is the best way for me to win $1000 with a 90% chance of not losing my bank roll. I am will to lose the whole $4000 to win $1000 can anyone give me a suggestions on some kind of betting system? Thanks Please help any advice is apprecited!!



Sure no problem.

Dress up one of your bond girls so she looks really good. Get her to go to a table with some high rollers. Tell her to buy in for 4 minimum bets....
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January 8th, 2014 at 9:22:18 PM permalink
I think the 98% part screws you. You probably would have been better off just taking 5050 then whoring if you failed.
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January 8th, 2014 at 9:43:42 PM permalink
This is 007 here is my final post before I go downstairs, Got the money in my pocket and I will win at bacarrat because in all the movies I always win. Be back here soon and tell you how it went? I have to triple my money or 008 will take my place. Spector is out to get me but I am the most interesting man on the planet....

Signing off,

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January 8th, 2014 at 9:49:42 PM permalink
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January 9th, 2014 at 4:27:29 AM permalink
JamesBond you never answered my question.. How was your trip to Vegas last month?
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January 9th, 2014 at 6:39:18 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

Wish me luck fellows, i.



Remember you're Bond, you don't need luck.
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January 9th, 2014 at 7:22:18 AM permalink
I loved reading all the James Bond books.
The books(except for Dr No) were totally different then the movies.
In the books, James bond typically made only one bet in a casino.
He would walk up to roulette, but a bunch of money on black or red.
He either walked away after 1 bet either richer or poorer.
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January 9th, 2014 at 10:01:51 AM permalink
Didn't he actually play 22 straight up?
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:15:54 AM permalink
This is 007, well my trip to vegas started at the Mandalay bay and then it went to MGM and then to Ceasars. Well this is what happen, my 1st hour I went broke. I double my money should have left stay to long and lost my whole bank roll. Had to hit the ATM and later the same day I went to MGM and got all my money back. Went to sleep and then 2nd day spent it at Ceasars. Won again and then flew home. I took Spector money and he got mad. I James Bond have beaten the casino and I always win. Just remember you can't kill 007. The casino all fear me and I can never be beaten.

My next movie is comming within 12 weeks, it called Never quit when you are winning go for the Gold!!! See previews by the end of March. It a smash!!!

007
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:24:36 AM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

Sure no problem.

Dress up one of your bond girls so she looks really good. Get her to go to a table with some high rollers. Tell her to buy in for 4 minimum bets....



Axion, I tried that but the only thing was when one of my Bond girls went up to this high roller, that person thought he was Bond, I had to call the girl back to me to show I am truly the real Bond. But thanks for the advice.
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:26:20 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

This is 007, well my trip to vegas started at the Mandalay bay and then it went to MGM and then to Ceasars. Well this is what happen, my 1st hour I went broke. I double my money should have left stay to long and lost my whole bank roll. Had to hit the ATM and later the same day I went to MGM and got all my money back. Went to sleep and then 2nd day spent it at Ceasars. Won again and then flew home. I took Spector money and he got mad. I James Bond have beaten the casino and I always win. Just remember you can't kill 007. The casino all fear me and I can never be beaten.

My next movie is comming within 12 weeks, it called Never quit when you are winning go for the Gold!!! See previews by the end of March. It a smash!!!

007

I'm not sure if this was a serious post or not. If it was I could have shown you the best way to have a positive EV situation with the best chane to make 1k and almost zero chance of losing. I doubt I would do this for free.

Side note: You sound like you might have a problem. And you're giving James bond a bad name.
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:29:16 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I'm not sure if this was a serious post or not. If it was I could have shown you the best way to have a positive EV situation with the best chane to make 1k and almost zero chance of losing. I doubt I would do this for free.

Side note: You sound like you might have a problem. And you're giving James bond a bad name.



How could I be giving James Bond a bad name, I am James Bond and the only person bad mouthing him is you. Hello my screen name is James Bond why do you think my name shows up on all of my post.
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:31:07 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

How could I be giving James Bond a bad name, I am James Bond and the only person bad mouthing him is you. Hello my screen name is James Bond why do you think my name shows up on all of my post.

I guess I meant the movie character James Bond.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:34:44 AM permalink
James Bond 007
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January 9th, 2014 at 11:49:55 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

. Had to hit the ATM



The fact you had to use a ATM tells me you are not Bond, James Bond.
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January 9th, 2014 at 12:13:50 PM permalink
Quote: treetopbuddy

The fact you had to use a ATM tells me you are not Bond, James Bond.



ATM I meant the cashier I have a credit line with the house. I said ATM for people who don't understand how casino have credit lines for VIP guest.

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January 9th, 2014 at 12:15:39 PM permalink
Quote: treetopbuddy

The fact you had to use a ATM tells me you are not Bond, James Bond.



Excellent point, the real Bond would have simply reached inside his tuxedo for more cash, or requested an amount of credit from the house. OR, presented an imitation Faberge egg as collateral like he did when playing backgammon against Kamel Khan.
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January 9th, 2014 at 12:27:14 PM permalink
Not sure if James Bond has a concealed weapons permit, but are people allowed to carry firearms inside casinos? Do they even check?
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January 9th, 2014 at 12:32:10 PM permalink
Quote: EdgeLooker

Not sure if James Bond has a concealed weapons permit, but are people allowed to carry firearms inside casinos? Do they even check?



I Bond have a license to kill, how many people you know has that. I can carry my gun anywhere because I never know when I have to use it. My license to kill overrides any concealed weapons permit. I Bond am above the law.

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January 9th, 2014 at 12:38:53 PM permalink
Quote: EdgeLooker

Not sure if James Bond has a concealed weapons permit, but are people allowed to carry firearms inside casinos? Do they even check?



I don't believe it's federal law like that of a bank or post office, but nearly every casino I've been in forbids weapons. I imagine some may allow and I know others allow only with express permission, but... it's a weapon. And as such, it should be concealed.

No see, no problem.

I carry mine =p
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January 9th, 2014 at 3:23:34 PM permalink
you didn't happen to fly home to Ontario.. Did you?
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January 9th, 2014 at 5:08:08 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

you didn't happen to fly home to Ontario.. Did you?



I don't live in Ontario and I did not go to Vegas last month and I am not GR8 whoever that is.

My name is Bond, James Bond 007
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January 9th, 2014 at 5:08:56 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

I don't live in Ontario and I did not go to Vegas last month and I am not GR8 whoever that is.

My name is Bond, James Bond 007



But you are still dating one of your bank coworkers, right?
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January 9th, 2014 at 5:47:02 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

I don't live in Ontario and I did not go to Vegas last month and I am not GR8 whoever that is.

My name is Bond, James Bond 007



amazing how you put one little comment into thinking I was referring to a person. hmmm
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January 9th, 2014 at 6:59:08 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

amazing how you put one little comment into thinking I was referring to a person. hmmm

+1

Yeah, nobody even mentioned gr8 in this thread. Wonder what's up with that?
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January 9th, 2014 at 7:13:37 PM permalink
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January 10th, 2014 at 9:07:07 PM permalink
Back in Vegas, ok I had to let my girls go they were distracting me to much when I working on the tables. It Friday night just flew in have win $10,000 this weekend, I will pick 3k on baccarat, another 3k on blackjack after waiting for a high count and then I will bet it all on Seattle in the NFL playoffs. Let you know if I make it to Sunday morning when I fly back home. Seattle is a lock and I cannot lose in BJ when the count is high and well baccarat I always win anyway.

007
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January 10th, 2014 at 10:34:13 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

Seattle is a lock and I cannot lose in BJ when the count is high and well baccarat I always win anyway.

007



Why stop at $10,000!
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January 11th, 2014 at 3:09:54 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

Back in Vegas, ok I had to let my girls go they were distracting me to much when I working on the tables. It Friday night just flew in have win $10,000 this weekend, I will pick 3k on baccarat, another 3k on blackjack after waiting for a high count and then I will bet it all on Seattle in the NFL playoffs. Let you know if I make it to Sunday morning when I fly back home. Seattle is a lock and I cannot lose in BJ when the count is high and well baccarat I always win anyway.

007



First thing you posted that is a sure bet.
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January 11th, 2014 at 6:45:02 AM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

Back in Vegas, ok I had to let my girls go they were distracting me to much when I working on the tables. It Friday night just flew in have win $10,000 this weekend, I will pick 3k on baccarat, another 3k on blackjack after waiting for a high count and then I will bet it all on Seattle in the NFL playoffs. Let you know if I make it to Sunday morning when I fly back home. Seattle is a lock and I cannot lose in BJ when the count is high and well baccarat I always win anyway.

007



Do you fancy yourself the movie character or the book character.
They were completely different.
The movie character is pretty absurd and ridiculous.
Ian Flemming's book character was much more realistic and would never do what you are doing.
The James Bond in the books was very realistic about gambling. The house has the edge. Due to that, James Bond in the books only made 1 bet. Roulette, a lot of chips on either black or red. After the bet is resolved, that's it. No more gambling. The real James Bond takes one chance and that's it.
Read the books jamesbond007, so much better then the movies that literally turned 007 into a clown. I never watch the absurd movies, love the books.
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January 11th, 2014 at 5:15:04 PM permalink
Oh I forgot that Bond does not bet on football, only casino games, lost 6k on Seattle, last second touchdown on 4th down. Now have to go back to baccarat and get all my money before the sunrise.
This will be my last post, M told me that I am being replace by 008 for placing that Seattle bet.

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January 11th, 2014 at 5:30:43 PM permalink
"What a maroon." - Bugs Bunny
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January 11th, 2014 at 5:32:15 PM permalink
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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January 11th, 2014 at 5:41:27 PM permalink
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?



The front door.

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January 11th, 2014 at 5:47:24 PM permalink
Quote: jamesbond007

Bet it all on Seattle



So did you get it at -7.5? Or -9?

Edit, nevermind, must have been 9
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January 11th, 2014 at 5:53:05 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

So did you get it at -7.5? Or -9?

Edit, nevermind, must have been 9



8.5
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January 14th, 2014 at 11:15:43 AM permalink
Way back when, I remember reading that according to the computer factoring in all bets on the do side, that the best way to play craps is pass-odds, place 6 and 8, and continuous come-odds bets.
As personally do not like come-odds betting, I simply replace the come betting aspect with placing the number just rolled. So pass-odds, place 6 and 8 after point is established, then place bet each outside number after each is rolled. It does well on half way decent tables, on cold tables nothing on the do side works.
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