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chrisr
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May 7th, 2014 at 3:26:11 PM permalink
You die and go to hell. As punishment for your sins you are forced to play a game the devil made-up called "Fizzbin". The rules are complicated, but there is no strategy. You must always wager exactly $1 and win $1 with p=2/3 and lose $1 with p=1/3. If you lose all of your money you can leave and go to heaven.

You start with $1, What is the probability that you spend eternity in hell?
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May 7th, 2014 at 3:36:47 PM permalink
Easy, 100%. The devil is lying about letting you ever go.
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May 7th, 2014 at 3:39:52 PM permalink
Why would I want to leave a +EV game? Is there a better game in heaven?
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May 7th, 2014 at 3:48:37 PM permalink
Why is the currency in hell dollars? Does that say something about america?
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May 7th, 2014 at 4:22:58 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

Why would I want to leave a +EV game? Is there a better game in heaven?



I'm not making any judgements about if heaven or hell is better..

Also, one downside to Fizzbin is you get punched in the face after you win.
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May 7th, 2014 at 4:28:05 PM permalink
Quote: chrisr

I'm not making any judgements about if heaven or hell is better..

Also, one downside to Fizzbin is you get punched in the face after you win.



Well that hardly seems fair. Next you're going to tell me that the devil cheats.

Anyway, there is a well-known formula that answers this question. By well-known, I mean that I don't remember it, and I'm too lazy to derive it.

The answer sure as hell isn't 1, though.
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May 7th, 2014 at 4:46:43 PM permalink
Quote: chrisr

You die and go to hell. As punishment for your sins you are forced to play a game the devil made-up called "Fizzbin". The rules are complicated, but there is no strategy. You must always wager exactly $1 and win $1 with p=2/3 and lose $1 with p=1/3. If you lose all of your money you can leave and go to heaven.

You start with $1, What is the probability that you spend eternity in hell?



66.6 % chance you spend eternity in hell is my guess.
For two reasons :

1) after the 1st flip, if you don't lose you're pretty much screwed. If you lose, you are set free. If you win, you have to hit 1/3 twice in a row. And at the devils game, highly unlikely.
2) 66.6 is the devils number, so it seems to fit.

Is there proof of your 1/3 chance to lose and go to heaven? I feel like the devil would just be laughing at you playing a rigged game.

Edit: does the devil offer comps? They would probably be pretty good, though bad for you. Like Jessica alba GOLDEN water boarding you.
2/3
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May 7th, 2014 at 4:54:03 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

Why would I want to leave a +EV game? Is there a better game in heaven?



This is the best post I have read here in months.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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May 7th, 2014 at 4:59:21 PM permalink
1/2



Let p be the answer.

p = (1/3) + (2/3)*p^2 = pr(winning on first flip) + pr(not winning on first flip)*pr(having to lose a $1 twice starting with second flip)

3p = 1 + 2*p^2
2*p^2 - 3p + 1 = 0

Using the Quadratic Formula, p=1/2.
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May 7th, 2014 at 5:01:34 PM permalink
Wow, that is a lot cleverer and cleaner than where I was going.
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May 7th, 2014 at 5:35:14 PM permalink
You always win in the Devil's Casino ...

http://filmschoolrejects.com/features/exploring-the-twilight-zone-28-a-nice-place-to-visit.php
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May 7th, 2014 at 6:26:39 PM permalink

This is a special case of the Gambler's Ruin problem, with the two possibilities of "infinitely rich" or bust.

Since the chance of winning > 1/2, the chance of busting = 1 - (chance of losing / chance of winning)initial bankroll; in this case, this is 1 - ((1/3) / (2/3))1 = 1/2.
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May 7th, 2014 at 6:46:26 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

1/2



Let p be the answer.

p = (1/3) + (2/3)*p^2 = pr(winning on first flip) + pr(not winning on first flip)*pr(having to lose a $1 twice starting with second flip)

3p = 1 + 2*p^2
2*p^2 - 3p + 1 = 0

Using the Quadratic Formula, p=1/2.

Would have been nice to say why the other quadratic solution doesn't apply.
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May 7th, 2014 at 7:05:52 PM permalink
Quote: chrisr

The rules are complicated, but there is no strategy.


I refuse to play any game which I don't know the optimal strategy
winning streaks come and go, losing streak never ends.
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May 8th, 2014 at 2:21:58 AM permalink
edit..
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 8th, 2014 at 2:23:28 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

This is the best post I have read here in months.

I totally agree.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 8th, 2014 at 10:33:14 AM permalink
That Star Trek game Kirk invents to confuse "Mudd's Women" (logical mobius loop). Yes, he makes up the rules as irrationally as possible as he goes along, and Poot!, Mudd's women listening in go nighty-nite. The Devil's game = fizzbin. He makes the rules up, and you NEVER leave.
Some people need to reimagine their thinking.
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May 8th, 2014 at 11:05:44 AM permalink
Quote: pokerface

I refuse to play any game which I don't know the optimal strategy

I would have to think you refuse A lot of games. So you walk away from something that's positive even without knowing optimal strategy? This is a very, very costly mistake if you like value.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 8th, 2014 at 11:24:46 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I would have to think you refuse A lot of games. So you walk away from something that's positive even without knowing optimal strategy? This is a very, very costly mistake if you like value.



I have to say that you are right.

On the other hand, "optimal" is very subjective.
Just use Baccarat as an example, for the educated gamblers, the optimal strategy is to bet banker every hand.
But for many Asians (no offense here), that's the most stupid thing in the world.
I know one of the most popular "optimal" strategies is to bet the same side as the highest bet on the table,
other people think the "optimal" strategy is to bet on the same side as the one who HAS (not bet) most chips on the table.
winning streaks come and go, losing streak never ends.
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May 8th, 2014 at 12:58:36 PM permalink
Brought back memories of one of my favorite episodes... "A Piece of the Action"

Quote: chrisr

The rules are complicated



Fizzbin

Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays. Two jacks is a "Half-Fizzbin," but a third jack is a "Shralk" and is grounds for disqualification. With two jacks, one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four.

If a king is then dealt, the player would get another card, except when it's dark, in which case he'd have to give it back. The top hand is a "Royal Fizzbin," but the odds of getting one are astronomical, and apparently difficult to be computed exactly.

The last card is called a "Kronk."
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May 8th, 2014 at 2:15:53 PM permalink
It feels like the Wizard has some work to do!
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May 8th, 2014 at 2:35:46 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

It feels like the Wizard has some work to do!



I'm slow to get jokes, including this one.
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:04:02 PM permalink
Quote: chrisr

You die and go to hell. As punishment for your sins you are forced to play a game the devil made-up called "Fizzbin". The rules are complicated, but there is no strategy. You must always wager exactly $1 and win $1 with p=2/3 and lose $1 with p=1/3. If you lose all of your money you can leave and go to heaven.

You start with $1, What is the probability that you spend eternity in hell?



The key catch phrase is "there is no strategy". So the probability is one, for "obvious" reasons:
Although you can calculate it to be 1/2, the game will play according to the proposed rules, and indeed the probabilities are 2/3 and 1/3, you will still spend eternity in hell. Why ? Because your game host is the devil and decides to keep you forever. As there is no strategy from your part he will just choose all future game results beforehand. You will never be able to prove that you are cheated (you only have one observation of the whole game).
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:26:22 PM permalink
A bit off topic, but did anybody else see that episode of the Twilight Zone where a pool hustler died and went to, what he thought, was heaven? It speaks to the theme of the devil cheating.
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:29:05 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

A bit off topic, but did anybody else see that episode of the Twilight Zone where a pool hustler died and went to, what he thought, was heaven? It speaks to the theme of the devil cheating.



I meant you should write up the perfect strat to the game in hell. You know, just in case. Lol
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:32:02 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

A bit off topic, but did anybody else see that episode of the Twilight Zone where a pool hustler died and went to, what he thought, was heaven? It speaks to the theme of the devil cheating.



Great episode though guy was a gangster not pool hustler called A nice Place to Visit. Love Twilight Zone and that was a really deep episode about what does bring us happiness.
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:37:14 PM permalink
There was an episode of a pool hustler in heaven/hell also.

I think he wins, then has to play pool forever?
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May 8th, 2014 at 3:37:34 PM permalink
The apocryphal "HELL" exam question:



Quote: apocryphal

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

This was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm:

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
(1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
(2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then (2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.

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May 8th, 2014 at 4:10:46 PM permalink
Quote: MangoJ

The key catch phrase is "there is no strategy". So the probability is one, for "obvious" reasons:



nah.. just a classic particle absorption problem

I find the solution to this one quite counter intuitive. From any state there is a positive probability of reaching 0.. but if you play forever (literally) there is a chance of never reaching 0.
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May 8th, 2014 at 7:49:33 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

1/2



Let p be the answer.

p = (1/3) + (2/3)*p^2 = pr(winning on first flip) + pr(not winning on first flip)*pr(having to lose a $1 twice starting with second flip)

3p = 1 + 2*p^2
2*p^2 - 3p + 1 = 0

Using the Quadratic Formula, p=1/2.



It's been a while since my probability days... but how did you get that last part about "pr(having to lose a $1 twice starting with second flip)"? If you win twice, you would then have to lose 3 times... and there would be several combinations of wins and losses that could get you to zero. How did you simplify this into (2/3)p^2?
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May 8th, 2014 at 7:53:10 PM permalink
p is the probability of being down one unit at some point in the future (through any finite number of steps)

There are two ways to do that: you can lose the first bet, or you can win the first bet, then go through a sequence of bets where you lose one unit, and then go through another sequence of bets where you lose another unit.

It's a good, simple, clean solution. I like it a lot.
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May 8th, 2014 at 8:22:43 PM permalink
You go broke by over tipping the waitress when you order your firewaters.
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May 9th, 2014 at 8:27:22 PM permalink
Ah, gotcha - that is really clever!
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