Wizard of Massages
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Gee whiz I always thought you were honest til you said Sorry Hot Blonde. Reminds me of old Peter Seller's line in I think Whats New Pussycat. Seems he had a job helping female strippers with their costume changes. When someone commented that the $100 a week salary seemed low, Sellers said it was all he could afford.
Quote: avargovVery interesting Mr. Wiz. I see you only have men as clients, do you have any recommendations for a masseuse for my wife?
How about this guy.
Quote: buzzpaffReminds me of old Peter Seller's line in I think Whats New Pussycat. Seems he had a job helping female strippers with their costume changes. When someone commented that the $100 a week salary seemed low, Sellers said it was all he could afford.
Benny Hill told the same joke, but of working as an actor in X-rated movies.
Quote: WizardHow about this guy.
Too much facial hair, too little chest hair.
Quote:Benny Hill told the same joke, but of working as an actor in X-rated movies.
That kind of joke sounds like something Groucho Marx would have used. It fits with his rapid-fire delivery, like "Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
I remember a line in "The Spy Who Came In From the Cold" where Richard Burton explained a period when he had been living with a young woman: "She believed in free sex, and at the time it was all I could afford."
And one I agree with more than any other A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Have met too many jerks that were born on third base but think they hit a triple !
Quote:My rate is $85 Cash, Visa/MC or Casino Chips
Now I know how to get rid of those big denomination chips I acquired. Yes, acquired, that's the story.
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God that is scary!
Quote: WizardThis site isn't making much money, so I'm moonlighting as masseuse. Sorry, HotBlonde, men only. Here is my ad.' rel='nofollow' target='_blank'>http://lasvegas.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wizard-of-vegas-takes-you-to-the-land-of-ahhhhhhhhs-a-real-male-massage-m4m-outcalls/4465072]ad. Don't let the picture fool you, I uploaded one of my dad by mistake.
For a moment I thought you were serious
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For a moment I thought you were serious
A boy can always dream Nick
Quote: rxwineNow I know how to get rid of those big denomination chips I acquired. Yes, acquired, that's the story.
Yes, and we all do love a story with a "happy ending ..."
If ya never been to Lotus the parking lot is... rather interesting.
Quote: Wavy70I think I parked next to him @ Lotus of Siam.
If ya never been to Lotus the parking lot is... rather interesting.
I've been there but don't recall anything about the parking lot. Can you enlighten me what I missed.
That's good news for Mrs Wiz you are not familiar.
Quote: JIMMYFOCKEROne can usually snare a hj for 60+20 at most amp's.
I've been undercharging myself.
Quote: JIMMYFOCKEROne can usually snare a hj for 60+20 at most amp's.
Really? I always thought it was a lot more.
Funny story, a friend who used to live here was a huge fan of AMP's and would go quite often. One day he showed me his "frequent jerkoff card", this place had a card when you got a stamp every time and after 10 stamps then 11th was free!
Quote: WizardI've been there but don't recall anything about the parking lot. Can you enlighten me what I missed.
Lotus of Siam is on Sahara Avenue a little less than a mile to the East of the Casino. The commercial center has some adult business, including "The Green Door" which is a voluntary sex club. They provide toys and equipment, and they were going to get a reality show.
There is also a gay clothing shop.
Despite this seamy business, there is a highly rated restaurant called Lotus of Siam which receives rave reviews in the Las Vegas press.
There is also two alternative, sometimes gay themed, theater venues called Onyx Theatre and Insurgo Theater , and a Pool Club .
Quote: pacomartin"The Green Door" which is a voluntary sex club.
I think I am now worried about the "Involuntary Sex Clubs".
Quote: pacomartinDespite this seamy business, there is a highly rated restaurant called Lotus of Siam which receives rave reviews in the Las Vegas press.
Let me be the first to say that the Lotus of Siam is just average. I've been to lots of Thai restaurants and LoS is nothing special. I've had better and I've had worse.
Quote: Wavy70I think I am now worried about the "Involuntary Sex Clubs".
Hahaha now that cracked me up
Quote: WizardQuote: pacomartinDespite this seamy business, there is a highly rated restaurant called Lotus of Siam which receives rave reviews in the Las Vegas press.
Let me be the first to say that the Lotus of Siam is just average. I've been to lots of Thai restaurants and LoS is nothing special. I've had better and I've had worse.
Now if the category was best Thai for after the Swinger Club or Bathhouse I think it would rate pretty high.
Lets see the RJ put that in the Best of.
