The Limerick Thread
November 1st, 2023 at 8:07:02 AM
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I will follow Bob's lead on this one and make up my own rules, definitions, math, and numbers.Quote: billryanQuote: AxelWolfQuote: MrVSome just gamble for money
AP's: they sure are funny
Don't gamble for fun
All bad plays they shun
Dialed in: Land of Milk and Honey
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Some APs gamble and have fun.
They just stop when the advantage is done.
They use math to pick their winning plays.
Ploppys are good for AP in many ways.
AP's laugh at them anyway.
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The last line should rhyme with the first two. AABBA. Not AABBB
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♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 1st, 2023 at 8:30:48 AM
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MDawg is one helluva guy
$100k chips and gold watches...oh my!!
Never posted a monthly loss
Thinks he's the big boss
Most of it is probably a lie
$100k chips and gold watches...oh my!!
Never posted a monthly loss
Thinks he's the big boss
Most of it is probably a lie
It’s all about making that GTA
November 1st, 2023 at 8:38:18 AM
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A man claimed he saw eighteen yo's consecutively
The time and place of the event remain a mystery
The steep odds of such a thing
Had most of us laughing
In memory of Alan Mendelson R-I-P
The time and place of the event remain a mystery
The steep odds of such a thing
Had most of us laughing
In memory of Alan Mendelson R-I-P
It’s all about making that GTA
November 1st, 2023 at 8:40:46 AM
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I met a dancer from Japan
she wore nothing but her tan
I said spare some time?
but what she did was a crime
as she scooped up my money and ran
she wore nothing but her tan
I said spare some time?
but what she did was a crime
as she scooped up my money and ran
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 1st, 2023 at 8:42:51 AM
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I met a dancer from Japan
she wore nothing but her tan
I said spare some time?
but what she did was a crime
as she scooped up my money and ran
she wore nothing but her tan
I said spare some time?
but what she did was a crime
as she scooped up my money and ran
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 1st, 2023 at 8:44:29 AM
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Quote: AxelWolfI will follow Bob's lead on this one and make up my own rules, definitions, math, and numbers.Quote: billryanQuote: AxelWolfQuote: MrVSome just gamble for money
AP's: they sure are funny
Don't gamble for fun
All bad plays they shun
Dialed in: Land of Milk and Honey
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Some APs gamble and have fun.
They just stop when the advantage is done.
They use math to pick their winning plays.
Ploppys are good for AP in many ways.
AP's laugh at them anyway.
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The last line should rhyme with the first two. AABBA. Not AABBB
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I think Bob is experimenting with invisible ink these days.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 1st, 2023 at 9:26:06 AM
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This is version B of this limerick, the gently-worded version.
To no one ever has billryan pandered.
Instead, we've all been insulted and slandered
His life's been so idyllic
His behavior, angelic
That he says we don't meet his high standard
To no one ever has billryan pandered.
Instead, we've all been insulted and slandered
His life's been so idyllic
His behavior, angelic
That he says we don't meet his high standard
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
November 1st, 2023 at 10:12:26 AM
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My oh My Mrs. Molly McGee,
She was really wild and free.
While she read Shakespeare, the Bard,
Her blonde pubies got me hard.
And her pointy, pink nipples were really something to see.
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My oh My Mrs. Molly McGee,
She was really wild and free.
While she read Shakespeare, the Bard,
Her blonde pubies got me hard.
And her pointy, pink nipples were really something to see.
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the foolish sayings of a rich man often pass for words of wisdom by the fools around him
November 1st, 2023 at 10:50:10 AM
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A Sin CIty ho named Blanche
Also worked at the BunnyRanch
"They treat me real good
And I get all the wood
I can handle; ouch, such a BIG branch."
Also worked at the BunnyRanch
"They treat me real good
And I get all the wood
I can handle; ouch, such a BIG branch."
"What, me worry?"
November 1st, 2023 at 11:23:28 AM
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We were out in the woods a cherry picking,
She unzipped my pants and started licking.
But I felt like I needed some luck,
Luck came and she knew hot to suck.
Here's to you Mrs. Eleanor Vicking.
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We were out in the woods a cherry picking,
She unzipped my pants and started licking.
But I felt like I needed some luck,
Luck came and she knew hot to suck.
Here's to you Mrs. Eleanor Vicking.
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the foolish sayings of a rich man often pass for words of wisdom by the fools around him
November 2nd, 2023 at 2:07:34 AM
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There's this guy on this board named Mission,
He's a really good Mathematician.
Runs a contest on the forum,
So this joint will never bore 'em.
He even has a good 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉.
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There's this guy on this board named Mission,
He's a really good Mathematician.
Runs a contest on the forum,
So this joint will never bore 'em.
He even has a good 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉.
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the foolish sayings of a rich man often pass for words of wisdom by the fools around him
November 2nd, 2023 at 5:39:03 AM
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The Wizard of Odds is named Mike,
A challenge he really does like,
He says, "I'm no rube,
I will solve Rubik's Cube,
While riding my one-wheeled bike!"
Dog Hand
A challenge he really does like,
He says, "I'm no rube,
I will solve Rubik's Cube,
While riding my one-wheeled bike!"
Dog Hand
November 2nd, 2023 at 3:33:30 PM
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In Vegas, a dashing young gent,
Played baccarat with great intent,
With skills oh so fine,
He won every time,
Leaving the casino content.
Played baccarat with great intent,
With skills oh so fine,
He won every time,
Leaving the casino content.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
November 2nd, 2023 at 4:53:57 PM
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There is this guy in Vegas
Says "I'm giving up working for wages;
I'll take up AP
What fun it will be
Spewing fiction on these pages"
Says "I'm giving up working for wages;
I'll take up AP
What fun it will be
Spewing fiction on these pages"
"What, me worry?"
November 2nd, 2023 at 7:30:18 PM
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Quote: Ace2Most of it is probably a lie
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Personal insult. Three-day suspension.
To clarify the rules, you may say you don't believe anything stated, but you can't call it a lie (or probably a lie). It's even worse to call the poster a liar.
If you don't believe a claim is try, explain why. Just dropping an L-bomb is not allowed.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 2nd, 2023 at 7:32:37 PM
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Quote: MrVSpewing fiction on these pages"
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Personal insult. Three-day suspension. Please see explanation above. Calling a claim fiction is on the same level as calling it a lie.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 2nd, 2023 at 7:35:38 PM
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Quote: DogHandThe Wizard of Odds is named Mike,
A challenge he really does like,
He says, "I'm no rube,
I will solve Rubik's Cube,
While riding my one-wheeled bike!"
Dog Hand
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Thank you! I like that. May I quote you?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 2nd, 2023 at 7:46:42 PM
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Quote: WizardQuote: MrVSpewing fiction on these pages"
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Personal insult. Three-day suspension. Please see explanation above. Calling a claim fiction is on the same level as calling it a lie.
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How is that a personal insult? I don't get it.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 2nd, 2023 at 8:00:52 PM
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Quote: WizardQuote: DogHandThe Wizard of Odds is named Mike,
A challenge he really does like,
He says, "I'm no rube,
I will solve Rubik's Cube,
While riding my one-wheeled bike!"
Dog Hand
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Thank you! I like that. May I quote you?
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Wiz,
Feel free to use it as you wish.
Dog Hand
November 2nd, 2023 at 10:45:27 PM
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ObviouslyQuote: Ace2MDawg is one helluva guy
$100k chips and gold watches...oh my!!
Never posted a monthly loss
Thinks he's the big boss
Most of it is probably a lie
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♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 3rd, 2023 at 3:04:48 AM
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Some posters here got suspended,
And their lives they may seem upended.
Though it may seem unfair,
Some have hardly a care.
They'll forget that they were 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿.
You've got to have patience to win.
Ups and Downs are really a sin.
Even an AP who is great,
Will sometimes long have to wait.
It will test your strength 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉.
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Some posters here got suspended,
And their lives they may seem upended.
Though it may seem unfair,
Some have hardly a care.
They'll forget that they were 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿.
You've got to have patience to win.
Ups and Downs are really a sin.
Even an AP who is great,
Will sometimes long have to wait.
It will test your strength 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉.
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the foolish sayings of a rich man often pass for words of wisdom by the fools around him
November 3rd, 2023 at 7:54:26 AM
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Quote: AxelWolfObviouslyQuote: Ace2MDawg is one helluva guy
$100k chips and gold watches...oh my!!
Never posted a monthly loss
Thinks he's the big boss
Most of it is probably a lie
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Are you agreeing that "MDawg is one helluva guy?"
Or agreeing that "most of it is probably a lie?" after Ace2 has been suspended by Wizard for saying that?
And do you have a big 3-day weekend coming up where you will be away from the forum anyway?
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
November 3rd, 2023 at 11:39:23 AM
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I suppose this is the test of if AWolf really doesn't care if he's suspended or if he just wants to post something and then hide or obfuscate without clarifying what he meant. 😇
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
November 3rd, 2023 at 11:40:38 AM
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Quote: WizardQuote: MrVSpewing fiction on these pages"
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Personal insult. Three-day suspension. Please see explanation above. Calling a claim fiction is on the same level as calling it a lie.
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I guess it might be time for another suspension for me? You are actually telling me that me stating that EB’s claim that he pays his bills using roulette winnings is not factual is a suspendable event?
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November 3rd, 2023 at 11:44:59 AM
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You seem to have a relentless campaign against EBob's posts.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
November 3rd, 2023 at 11:47:09 AM
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If Axel gets suspended for that post, you can suspend me as well.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:12:37 PM
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Quote: MDawgYou seem to have a relentless campaign against EBob's posts.
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Correct. When it is abundantly clear that a post is nonsensical I will point it out. When he doubles down on the inanities, so do I.
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:31:37 PM
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Quote: MDawgYou seem to have a relentless campaign against EBob's posts.
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MDawg is defending EB,
Why, is easy to see.
If EB makes an irrational claim,
That Dawg he can do the same.
And many forum members will flee.
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November 3rd, 2023 at 12:35:48 PM
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Quote: MDawgYou seem to have a relentless campaign against EBob's posts.
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I'm afraid that is my fault. I have a terrible allergy to bullshit and it is contagious.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
November 3rd, 2023 at 1:38:10 PM
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I don't this week, just the usual.Quote: gordonm888Quote: AxelWolfObviouslyQuote: Ace2MDawg is one helluva guy
$100k chips and gold watches...oh my!!
Never posted a monthly loss
Thinks he's the big boss
Most of it is probably a lie
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Are you agreeing that "MDawg is one helluva guy?"
Or agreeing that "most of it is probably a lie?" after Ace2 has been suspended by Wizard for saying that?
And do you have a big 3-day weekend coming up where you will be away from the forum anyway?
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Why did you only give me 2 options as to what I might have been in agreement with? There were at least 2 other things as well.
I'll need time to consult with a good attorney.
Do I have the option to plead the 5th?
I'm not sure if it would be in my best interest to agree that MD might be a hell of a guy.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 3rd, 2023 at 1:45:42 PM
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In that case shall I direct you to another thread that might actually cause you to break out in hives or whatever? Have a mega dose of epinephrine handy since this will pack a bite like a big dog.Quote: billryanQuote: MDawgYou seem to have a relentless campaign against EBob's posts.
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I'm afraid that is my fault. I have a terrible allergy to bullshit and it is contagious.
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♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 3rd, 2023 at 1:55:19 PM
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This wouldn't have anything to do with me caring if I was suspended or not. It's more about the mods following the rules and not trying to read my(and others') mind. It's not their job to read my mind or make assumptions.Quote: MDawgI suppose this is the test of if AWolf really doesn't care if he's suspended or if he just wants to post something and then hide or obfuscate without clarifying what he meant. 😇
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
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If we include any and all forums, I would be willing to bet that you have quoted, mentioned, and talked about me more than I have you. And let's not even talk about all the private messages you send me, even after I ask you not to unless it's something important/ legitimate. And yet...
We could have a poll about something, but I'm afraid one of us might feel the need to private message others begging for a vote on their side.
Of course, I've never done that. Have you?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 3rd, 2023 at 6:56:43 PM
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Quote: SOOPOOI guess it might be time for another suspension for me? You are actually telling me that me stating that EB’s claim that he pays his bills using roulette winnings is not factual is a suspendable event?
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I suppose you could say it's not factual, unless it's established as a fact. However, saying it's a lie or fiction is definitely suspendable. I would file such a claim by EB with the one that an invisible dinosaur lives in his backyard -- it's never been proven nor disproven.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 3rd, 2023 at 7:59:29 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfThis wouldn't have anything to do with me caring if I was suspended or not. It's more about the mods following the rules and not trying to read my(and others') mind. It's not their job to read my mind or make assumptions.Quote: MDawgI suppose this is the test of if AWolf really doesn't care if he's suspended or if he just wants to post something and then hide or obfuscate without clarifying what he meant. 😇
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
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If we include any and all forums, I would be willing to bet that you have quoted, mentioned, and talked about me more than I have you. And let's not even talk about all the private messages you send me, even after I ask you not to unless it's something important/ legitimate. And yet...
We could have a poll about something, but I'm afraid one of us might feel the need to private message others begging for a vote on their side.
Of course, I've never done that. Have you?
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Axel, I'm not trying to read your mind. I actually did indeed ask you what you meant by quoting Ace2's post (for which Ace2 was suspended by Wiz) and then responding 'obviously.' You may assume that you have Miranda rights. I think MDawg knows a good lawyer.
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:02:52 PM
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So much for his "I don't care if I get suspended" line. If he didn't care he'd say what he meant.
If you're afraid to lay the big bets out there, you'll never win big.
If you're afraid to lay the big bets out there, you'll never win big.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
November 4th, 2023 at 3:43:12 AM
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Quote: gordonm888I think MDawg knows a good lawyer.
I'm imagining a conversation between him and one of his clients on the phone:
Client:____ "There's a big problem with my case and I need a couple hours of your time to resolve this"
The Great One:_____ "Sorry, I'm in Vegas - I'm in the middle of a huge streak on Banker - I'm up $19 K - I think I might be able to run it up to $35 K - I'll get back to you as soon as I can - probably in a couple of weeks"
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November 4th, 2023 at 5:33:22 AM
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I suppose it would be a good thing to be able to amuse oneself so easily.
The art of delegation can be the art of success.
The art of delegation can be the art of success.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
November 4th, 2023 at 6:39:44 AM
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Quote: gordonm888I think MDawg knows a good lawyer.
oh, for sure for sure - great point
but only if you don't rule out lawyers who make grandiose and illogical claims about themselves and their abilities
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November 4th, 2023 at 7:54:41 AM
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Guys,
This once was the Limerick thread,
With poems of gold and of lead,
But now other threads' fights,
Have made this one a blight,
I guess that it soon will be dead.
Sadly,
Dog Hand
This once was the Limerick thread,
With poems of gold and of lead,
But now other threads' fights,
Have made this one a blight,
I guess that it soon will be dead.
Sadly,
Dog Hand
November 4th, 2023 at 3:33:41 PM
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In my opinion, I don't believe he knows a good enough lawyer. Pleading the fifth, not because I'm afraid of getting suspended, but because it's more fun not letting MDawg get what he wants, and in part because of what I said in my earlier post. And yes, I do stand corrected, and give you credit for asking. I may have misjudged the situation. The more I think about it, it almost seems that "someone" made a complaint and you are actually the one who pointed out that I could have meant that he was a hell of a guy, therefore you would need to clarify before you would take any action.Quote: gordonm888Quote: AxelWolfThis wouldn't have anything to do with me caring if I was suspended or not. It's more about the mods following the rules and not trying to read my(and others') mind. It's not their job to read my mind or make assumptions.Quote: MDawgI suppose this is the test of if AWolf really doesn't care if he's suspended or if he just wants to post something and then hide or obfuscate without clarifying what he meant. 😇
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
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If we include any and all forums, I would be willing to bet that you have quoted, mentioned, and talked about me more than I have you. And let's not even talk about all the private messages you send me, even after I ask you not to unless it's something important/ legitimate. And yet...
We could have a poll about something, but I'm afraid one of us might feel the need to private message others begging for a vote on their side.
Of course, I've never done that. Have you?
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Axel, I'm not trying to read your mind. I actually did indeed ask you what you meant by quoting Ace2's post (for which Ace2 was suspended by Wiz) and then responding 'obviously.' You may assume that you have Miranda rights. I think MDawg knows a good lawyer.
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♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 4th, 2023 at 4:03:50 PM
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Quote: AxelWolfIn my opinion, I don't believe he knows a good enough lawyer. Pleading the fifth, not because I'm afraid of getting suspended, but because it's more fun not letting MDawg get what he wants, and in part because of what I said in my earlier post. And yes, I do stand corrected, and give you credit for asking. I may have misjudged the situation. The more I think about it, it almost seems that "someone" made a complaint and you are actually the one who pointed out that I could have meant that he was a hell of a guy, therefore you would need to clarify before you would take any action.Quote: gordonm888Quote: AxelWolfThis wouldn't have anything to do with me caring if I was suspended or not. It's more about the mods following the rules and not trying to read my(and others') mind. It's not their job to read my mind or make assumptions.Quote: MDawgI suppose this is the test of if AWolf really doesn't care if he's suspended or if he just wants to post something and then hide or obfuscate without clarifying what he meant. 😇
In any case, he does like to talk about MDAWG, when given the opportunity.
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If we include any and all forums, I would be willing to bet that you have quoted, mentioned, and talked about me more than I have you. And let's not even talk about all the private messages you send me, even after I ask you not to unless it's something important/ legitimate. And yet...
We could have a poll about something, but I'm afraid one of us might feel the need to private message others begging for a vote on their side.
Of course, I've never done that. Have you?
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Axel, I'm not trying to read your mind. I actually did indeed ask you what you meant by quoting Ace2's post (for which Ace2 was suspended by Wiz) and then responding 'obviously.' You may assume that you have Miranda rights. I think MDawg knows a good lawyer.
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No one made a complaint, at least not to me. I'll accept your 5th amendment plea. I take no joy in suspending people, and specifically, I take no joy in suspending you Axel. I still hope that someday you will learn to play with others. But it's probably not happening . . .
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
November 5th, 2023 at 7:38:24 AM
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Quote: odiousgambit...for crying out loud, the very first limerick insults EB, calling him a Yarner, and the Wizard posted a "thank you" to it. I have a little problem with this
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In my defense, that was the first limerick and I wanted to show my appreciation for the effort. I also thought "yarner" was a friendly and playful jab that EB wouldn't have minded.
However, since my character as a moderator has been impugned, I shall suspend myself for one week.
My slncere apologies to EvenBob for the thanking of the alleged insult.
Please take complaints to Dieter or Gordon until my return. See you in a week.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
