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MaxPen
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September 5th, 2018 at 8:47:13 PM permalink
Car doesn't need to go thru a visible scanner. Technology is fairly long range. Seems that it is in use there from what I can tell. That is only a minor problem. Definitely need to be aware of it if in use.
EdCollins
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September 5th, 2018 at 9:40:24 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

I would go if I could be a stowaway in the RV. Of course I would contribute to group costs. But there is no way in hell I am buying a $1200 ticket to use some porta potties.

I've read via several different websites that a Burning Man ticket this year was closer to $400.00. Wikipedia mentions the cost was $425.00 this year, not counting $80.00 for a vehicle pass. Wiz, did you really pay $1,200.00??
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September 5th, 2018 at 10:53:12 PM permalink
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I've read via several different websites that a Burning Man ticket this year was closer to $400.00. Wikipedia mentions the cost was $425.00 this year, not counting $80.00 for a vehicle pass. Wiz, did you really pay $1,200.00??

There's an $800 unicycle fee.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
MaxPen
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September 6th, 2018 at 12:04:43 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

There's an $800 unicycle fee.



Either that or they charge extra for dildo jousting. Like WTF is that?
RogerKint
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September 6th, 2018 at 12:49:17 AM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Either that or they charge extra for dildo jousting. Like WTF is that?



You're DEFiANtLy asking the expert ;)
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rxwine
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September 6th, 2018 at 1:03:23 AM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Either that or they charge extra for dildo jousting. Like WTF is that?



Is this the hands-free dildo jousting, or just regular dildo jousting?
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
MaxPen
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September 6th, 2018 at 1:25:32 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Is this the hands-free dildo jousting, or just regular dildo jousting?



I have no idea, but there seems to be a balance beam involved as well. Will have to wait for the Wizard to break this down.

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That said, I did play some cribbage with one of my camp-mates for modest stakes and lost $3 betting on dildo jousting. My advice there is bet on the one who can balance on the beam better.

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September 6th, 2018 at 5:45:50 AM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Either that or they charge extra for dildo jousting. Like WTF is that?

I assume you jam a giant dildo in your anus then turn around ass to ass and then try to knock the other guy's dildo out of his ass?

I don't need any #meetoo backlash so I won't go into my theory about female dildo jousting.

Whatever the case Burning man just sounds like a giant sex party while pretending to be an art festival.

No honey, it's just an art festival where they burn stuff, I swear.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
100xOdds
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September 6th, 2018 at 6:15:32 AM permalink
since this thread is going in the direction...

wiz, how's the Orgy tent? :)
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September 6th, 2018 at 8:18:43 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I assume you jam a giant dildo in your anus then turn around ass to ass and then try to knock the other guy's dildo out of his ass?



All of your fanciful yearning aside, I must inform you that you are completely wrong.

Sorry, you'll need to find another way to have someone pack your fudge.

see: Burning Man Dildo Jousting Video
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