gordonm888
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May 12th, 2015 at 7:35:21 PM permalink
I just had to share this situation with the forum. My oldest daughter got married 3 days ago - a beautiful wedding in a Catholic church (the other family is Catholic) and a really fun reception.

One hour before the wedding started, I got out of my car at the church parking lot and the rented tuxedo pants I was wearing split wide open -from midway up the butt to midway down my thigh. My white jockey shorts and bare leg were clearly visible to anyone who glanced that way. I had a moment of exquisite horror as I doubted that I would be able to walk my daughter down the aisle.

I consulted with the priest who was presiding over the wedding and he led me into the rectory and provided me with a pair of his own black boxer shorts to wear under my torn pants - to minimize the visibility of the "wardrobe malfunction". With 30 minutes to go, one of the guests located a needle and thread, and my wife did a rough sewing job and closed up the tear in my pants.

So, I have a rather unusual claim: I walked my beautiful daughter down the aisle at her wedding, and left with the preacher's underwear.

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May 12th, 2015 at 7:41:15 PM permalink
That's a great wedding story. I bet it becomes part of the family lore for many years. Felicitations!
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surrender88s
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May 12th, 2015 at 8:34:58 PM permalink
I respect the clergyman who gave freely, even from his underwear stash.
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May 17th, 2015 at 2:18:12 AM permalink
Quote: surrender88s

I respect the clergyman who gave freely, even from his underwear stash.

I'm sure they have an excess of stashed underwear. I'm surprised they found any mens sizes.
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May 17th, 2015 at 2:40:30 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I'm sure they have an excess of stashed underwear. I'm surprised they found any mens sizes.



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