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June 15th, 2018 at 3:24:13 AM permalink
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I think I almost hit a coyote yesterday on the way to work. I have never seen one before but an animal darted in front of my car yesterday morning. It was a little dark but I was like wtf is that. I thought it was a large cat but then realized it would have to be the largest cat in the world. Wish I had the other car which has a camera on it.

Probably was, they're supposedly everywhere around here. I've had my own times just like that, seeing an animal dash across the road and never being sure what it was. Unfortunately cannot remember where or how many times it occurred.
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June 15th, 2018 at 4:40:44 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

I think I almost hit a coyote yesterday on the way to work. I have never seen one before but an animal darted in front of my car yesterday morning. It was a little dark but I was like wtf is that. I thought it was a large cat but then realized it would have to be the largest cat in the world. Wish I had the other car which has a camera on it.


Coyotes have extremely bushy tails. If it had a really bushy tail, likely it was a coyote. Foxes have even bushier tails, but they are smaller in size and I'd think you can probably tell the difference. Perhaps when it's dark out that could be difficult.


Doing more research, we got some f***ed up laws here in Nevada regarding what kind of animal you can keep as a pet. Wtf is this. It's like we're slaves to the government and they keep us little people down by putting undue regulations and restrictions on what kind of pet I can acquire. Pretty sure there are far more deaths by pet dogs every year than by pet alligators, yet I can't own an alligator? They're just like pit bulls (right, Romes?), it's all in the upbringing -- no animal is a "born killer", that's just stuff that like scientists and stuff say probably to further their lust for control over our rights as sovereign citizens.

Perhaps my best bet is to become blind and get aids or something so I can have 2 service animals, one for each condition, which just so happen to be a raccoon and a coyote. I'd love to see the face on the TSA aristocrats when they see me rollin' through with my LEGITIMATE service animals (and my extremely loud parakeet as an emotional support animal). It's guaranteed in the bill of rights in the constitution of independence. Don't be a slave, wake up, sheeple. #Woke
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June 15th, 2018 at 6:57:54 AM permalink
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Perhaps my best bet is to become blind and get aids or something so I can have 2 service animals, one for each condition, which just so happen to be a raccoon and a coyote. I'd love to see the face on the TSA aristocrats when they see me rollin' through with my LEGITIMATE service animals (and my extremely loud parakeet as an emotional support animal). It's guaranteed in the bill of rights in the constitution of independence. Don't be a slave, wake up, sheeple. #Woke



I believe in Nevada the only two animals recognized as service animals is the dog and the horse. How cool would it be to walk through a strip casino with your service horse.
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June 15th, 2018 at 7:05:21 AM permalink
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I believe in Nevada the only two animals recognized as service animals is the dog and the horse. How cool would it be to walk through a strip casino with your service horse.



LOL, very cool. I guess you could say,"Don't mind me. I'm just horsing around!" LOL. Okay, I'll exit stage left now. ;)
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onenickelmiracle
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June 15th, 2018 at 7:10:43 AM permalink
Found a new gf for some of you guys, guess Axel, Romes and dj are going to have to fight it out.

https://www.match.com/profile/4MNEllkUbFCtWcpCdStFPg2?page=7&searchType=oneWaySearch&sortBy=1

I'm finding a lot of humor, might have to start a separate thread to contain it.

https://www.match.com/profile/8jseil_c7mFgMaq-KxrPBQ2?page=7&searchType=oneWaySearch&sortBy=1
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June 15th, 2018 at 10:10:31 AM permalink
No doubt America has an extreme dog bias for no apparent reason and other animals are systematically discriminated against. Need equal opportunity pet laws to clean this garabage up. Look at all the dog shows, itís speciest behavior.

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June 15th, 2018 at 11:19:20 AM permalink
How do you turn a fox into a hog.


Marry her.
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June 15th, 2018 at 1:41:46 PM permalink
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Bigger insects get noticed and killed. Few people notice an ant on their kitchen floor, but go nuts at the sight of a roach.
We tolerate spiders on our property until a huge one spins a web we can see.
NY had an outbreak of giant African cockroaches that was quickly contained, while millions of American roaches thrive.



African, hell. In the American South, cockroaches are the size of your thumb or bigger, with long, brown wings. We call them palmetto bugs just to be polite, because they're everywhere. Those little black things infesting NYC, meh.
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June 15th, 2018 at 1:46:27 PM permalink
Quote: Hunterhill

How do you turn a fox into a hog.


Marry her.



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June 15th, 2018 at 1:49:58 PM permalink
Maybe this should go in the "things you've never done" thread, but I have never seen a cockroach in my life.

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