What TV Character Are You
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May 15th, 2012 at 3:21:51 PM
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I'm definitely Red Foreman from That 70's Show.
I always think I'm right, I dominate conversations,
and I think real men should bottle up their feelings
and not act like girls about it. I love guns,
and classic cars, and think my neighbors are idiots.
I want to be more like Archie Bunker and Al Bundy,
but I'm really Red Foreman.
I admire men who are like Tom Selleck on Magnum,
but thats just not me. I always wanted Ward Cleaver for
a dad when I was a kid, but now I see what a tool
he was. I still want June Cleaver, though.
I always think I'm right, I dominate conversations,
and I think real men should bottle up their feelings
and not act like girls about it. I love guns,
and classic cars, and think my neighbors are idiots.
I want to be more like Archie Bunker and Al Bundy,
but I'm really Red Foreman.
I admire men who are like Tom Selleck on Magnum,
but thats just not me. I always wanted Ward Cleaver for
a dad when I was a kid, but now I see what a tool
he was. I still want June Cleaver, though.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 15th, 2012 at 3:28:15 PM
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I like to think that I'm Rip Taylor but my husband thinks I'm more like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Someday, joor goin' to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and joor goin' to say to joorself, "Was that her?" and then joor goin' to answer to joorself, "That was her!" But you know somethin' mister? I was always her yuss nobody knows it! - Googie Gomez
May 15th, 2012 at 3:30:39 PM
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I'd probably be Gil from the Simpsons
100% risk of ruin
May 15th, 2012 at 3:41:35 PM
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George Costanza...from Seinfeld.
Craps is the most "Jekyll and Hyde" casino game ever invented!
May 15th, 2012 at 4:09:51 PM
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Jeff from Curb your Enthusiasm
Vote for Nobody 2020!
May 15th, 2012 at 4:25:57 PM
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I don't know if I resemble any TV character, but I aspire to be Kramer from "Seinfeld."
George: "His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp. "
George: "His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp. "
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
May 15th, 2012 at 5:15:27 PM
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Quote: teddysand have sex without dating.
Sex without dating, every man's fantasy. Thats
what the storyline is in porn, the guy always
falls into accidental sex. The exact opposite of
real life.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 15th, 2012 at 5:29:36 PM
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Soupy Sales
"What, me worry?"
May 15th, 2012 at 5:53:45 PM
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Quote: teddysI don't know if I resemble any TV character, but I aspire to be Kramer from "Seinfeld."
Jerry: "His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp. "
That's George that said that.
My friend says I'm just like George, and personality wise I'd have to agree. Just not as bald or stalky or stupid.
May 15th, 2012 at 6:37:00 PM
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you can't be George if you're not bald and stalky... or able to lift 100 pounds right over your head.
100% risk of ruin
May 15th, 2012 at 7:04:42 PM
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Quote: RogerKintyou can't be George if you're not bald and stalky... or able to lift 100 pounds right over your head.
Do you mean 'stocky'? Stalky people get arrested.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 15th, 2012 at 7:14:53 PM
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I"ll let you guess. He is, by the way, the coolest TV character ever.
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things."
-- Isaac Newton
May 15th, 2012 at 7:23:31 PM
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Quote: EvenBobSex without dating, every man's fantasy. ... The exact opposite of real life.
In your world perhaps.
"Poker sure is an easy game to beat if you have the roll to keep rebuying."
May 15th, 2012 at 8:08:46 PM
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Quote: RogerKintI'd probably be Gil from the Simpsons
That's awesome. I got a feeling there are more Gil's in this forum then realize it. Sometimes I feel like Frank "Grimey" Grimes.
May 15th, 2012 at 8:31:34 PM
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Quote: EvenBobThe exact opposite of
real life.
Pretty sure this was the part Zippy was referring to. Like it happens all the time to him. Not a bad line.
May 15th, 2012 at 9:24:26 PM
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Quote: kneelb4zodPretty sure this was the part Zippy was referring to. Like it happens all the time to him. Not a bad line.
You're right.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 15th, 2012 at 9:51:23 PM
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I'd say I am 50% George Costanza and 50% Cliff Clavin. Although I'd have a higher tolerance for the rich hottie than Costanaza did.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
May 15th, 2012 at 10:06:18 PM
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Quote: EvenBobEdited
I didn't tune in in time to catch your comment Bob, but I'm sure it was eloquent, opinionated and condescending. Sorry I missed it. You're half the reason I check in here daily.
"Poker sure is an easy game to beat if you have the roll to keep rebuying."
May 15th, 2012 at 10:09:17 PM
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Quote: zippyboyI didn't tune in in time to catch your comment Bob, but I'm sure it was eloquent.
Yup.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 16th, 2012 at 2:32:32 AM
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May 16th, 2012 at 3:22:45 AM
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May 16th, 2012 at 4:55:22 AM
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1/2-rainman
1/2-forrest gump
1/2-forrest gump
May 16th, 2012 at 9:44:11 AM
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My personal opinion:
1/2 Mr. Lucas, 1/2 Mr. Humphries from Are You Being Served?
1/2 Mr. Lucas, 1/2 Mr. Humphries from Are You Being Served?
"One out of every four people are [morons]"- Kyle, South Park
May 16th, 2012 at 10:16:26 AM
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Zack Morris. OK maybe that's wishful thinking.
May 16th, 2012 at 10:22:42 AM
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Easy. Dan Conner, John Goodman's character from Roseanne. I'm a big guy, easygoing but not stupid. I'm the way I am because it suits me to be this way.
A falling knife has no handle.
May 16th, 2012 at 2:13:30 PM
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Quote: MoscaEasy. Dan Conner, John Goodman's character from Roseanne.
But you're a car salesman, are you sure you're not
John Goodman's character from O Brother Where
Art Thou?
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 16th, 2012 at 2:45:00 PM
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a toned down version of Barney Stinson.
I do fine with the ladies, have a job making excellent money that none of my friends can explain what I do, am pretty self absorbed, and have watched the Robin Sparkles video 1,000 times.
I do fine with the ladies, have a job making excellent money that none of my friends can explain what I do, am pretty self absorbed, and have watched the Robin Sparkles video 1,000 times.
Statistics don't lie, they deceive.
May 16th, 2012 at 3:24:01 PM
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Quote: Maverick17a toned down version of Barney Stinson.
I do fine with the ladies, have a job making excellent money that none of my friends can explain what I do, am pretty self absorbed, and have watched the Robin Sparkles video 1,000 times.
The first thing that came to mind for me was Ted Mosby, but we're really not that similar at all, just similarly awkward, I'm not even as good as he is with the ladies.
I'm struggling here to be honest. I don't watch a lot of TV, and the shows I do watch seem lacking in anyone sufficiently like me.
Star Trek (TNG/DS9 mostly): I guess I'm probably the most like Geordi...nerd, smart, awkward but can relax and have fun.
HIMYM: see above
King of the Hill: I love Dale Gribble but I'm not quite as paranoid as he is. I'm not really like Hank at all although he has admirable character.
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
May 16th, 2012 at 3:37:44 PM
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Gibbs from NCIS (I don`t hit people in the head though)
The mountain is tall but grass grows on top of the mountain.
May 16th, 2012 at 3:58:43 PM
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Quote: EvenBobQuote: MoscaEasy. Dan Conner, John Goodman's character from Roseanne.
But you're a car salesman, are you sure you're not
John Goodman's character from O Brother Where
Art Thou?
Haha, the Cyclops, Big Dan Teague!
Naw, I'm pretty even tempered. Not much ruffles my feathers.
A falling knife has no handle.
May 16th, 2012 at 4:31:14 PM
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Tim Bisley meets Leonard Hofstadter meets Mark Corrigan.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
May 16th, 2012 at 4:33:51 PM
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Quote: Mosca
Haha, the Cyclops, Big Dan Teague!
My fave Goodman character. I love when he squishes the
frog. Pure evil.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 16th, 2012 at 7:42:28 PM
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all my life....Oscar madison
May 16th, 2012 at 9:05:56 PM
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Roberto from Futurama.....favorite line...."Naw, I just went in to case the joint and rob it a little bit...."
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." ~ William Gibson
