mr jjjjjjjjjj is ahead for life......

Quote: Triplell

Good luck studying bias wheels 20 years after this incident...

The results of every roulette wheel is stored in a database (this technology wasn't available in the early 90's). If a bias exists, the casino will know far before any player could figure it out.

I can believe that... in Vegas. But in the small midwest casinos? I mean where I work they seem to pinch every penny possible. They use plastic placards to display table limits (just seems cheap to me), and have very low limits, and it's standard procedure to change a dealer if they've given more than a thousand to a single player. They really sweat the money. But if the program that tracks the numbers do the work for them and it's pretty cheap, then okay.

Quote: FleaStiff

Hi Folks, as many of you know I went under the knife a while ago. (No such luck, Mr. Wizard... I survived).
I was just wondering if I missed anything in this thread or not.

I last read it at page 16's "Why don't we all agree to stop talking about mrj and his roulette exploits? This thread is a bore." and have now rejoined it at page 35's something about Mick Jagermeister being a royal pain.

Did I miss anything? Will the next spin be 7 Red or not?

Under the knife? I missed that but I hope you're doing well.

Quote: 1BB

Under the knife? I missed that but I hope you're doing well.

And please pay your anesthesiologist.....

Quote: Keyser

Here's how you beat the random game of roulette:

1. Practice flipping a coin for hours at a time and guessing the outcome.
2. Throw common sense out the window.
3. Forget the math. It doesn't help accountantzs, engineerzs, bankerzs, or any of the mathboyzz. So why bother with it?
4. Inform everyone far and wide that Einstein "doN't kNoW nOttinz. HEz wRonG! Jus another one of them mathboyzz!"
5. Remind people that the odds don't apply to you, because you don't play everyspin.
6. Winning is easy when you find "just the right progression". The Martingale works just fine. "Loan me just one thousand dollars and I'll show you."
7. If you played and won five years ago, and haven't played since, then it means that you've "been winning for five years now!"
8. Biased wheels don't exist, but tracking the wheels enables you to win by playing trends, even though each spin is an independent event. You pick five cold numbers and I'll pick five hot numbers and we'll play for 300 spins. You'll see! You'll see!
9. Inform everyone that you win and they don't, because you are " a winning!"
10. AP is a myth, and you can win without the edge if you believe.
11. Did I mention that you should practice following trends by flipping a coin?
12. Readin random is easy IF YOU PRACTICE WITH A COIN!
13. George Bush is responsiBLE for 911 and he personally FAKED THE LUNAR LANDINGS!!! "my friEND's buDDY got pROOF!"
14. Wrong answer coolbreeze!! What the hell do you know! I win and you don't! ROFL ... LOL. ROF. AOL. LOL.

At first I thought you were quoting this exact thread, and than I realized it was a parody. Either way, still true.