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mickeycrimm
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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:23:14 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Have most of you guys been in prison for
the last 10 years? Some posts of a young girl
and you act like you haven't seen a woman
in a decade. I don't get it. Seriously, I'm at
a loss at all the hullabaloo over some pics.
It's embarrassing.

women make me crazy.
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djatc
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January 23rd, 2014 at 12:05:32 PM permalink
Quote: mickeycrimm

nice guys finish last.



Ya usually around 11:30pm PST....

Anyway I took a shot and I didn't get a reply so its time to move on.
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Buzzard
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January 23rd, 2014 at 12:17:34 PM permalink
Damn, I might need glasses. I thought Mickey said nice guys finish fast.
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gpac1377
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January 23rd, 2014 at 12:26:13 PM permalink
Quote: mickeycrimm

nice guys finish last.


Last guys don't finish nice.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 1:20:46 PM permalink
Quote: mickeycrimm

nice guys finish last.



Story of my life.
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sodawater
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January 23rd, 2014 at 1:33:23 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Story of my life.



Did you text JJ yet? What is the hold up?!
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:23:52 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Did you text JJ yet? What is the hold up?!



I'm still trying to think of something to say.
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sodawater
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:25:03 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I'm still trying to think of something to say.



http://www.wikihow.com/Text-a-Girl-That-You-Like
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:27:32 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

http://www.wikihow.com/Text-a-Girl-That-You-Like



Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:28:07 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"



May I suggest blackjack trivia?
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:28:48 PM permalink
I mean, she likes blackjack, you are the former blackjack player of the year....
sodawater
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:36:07 PM permalink
Send her some CatFacts...

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:39:07 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

I mean, she likes blackjack, you are the former blackjack player of the year....



I can't get my mind off her Perfect Pair comment.

Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.
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sodawater
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:46:59 PM permalink
Quiz her on composition-depedent exceptions to basic strategy and say you will have to spank her if she gets them wrong. Women love that.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:52:14 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Quiz her on composition-depedent exceptions to basic strategy and say you will have to spank her if she gets them wrong. Women love that.



I think I wouldn't need to resort to something that advanced. I'd let her spank me if she knew at least 90% of the basic strategy.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:59:28 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.



A math nerd, every woman's dream.. Are you
the guy Big Bang Theory was based on? Do
you get residuals from the reruns?
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1BB
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January 23rd, 2014 at 4:01:35 PM permalink
Does your wife read this forum?
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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:12:03 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I can't get my mind off her Perfect Pair comment.

Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.



The Wiz and double entendres......never thought I would see the day!

Mike, it isn't really that bad, just text a simple, hey Jennie, It's Mike. Now you have my nunmber..... :)

Ball is in her court and you didn't say anything inappropriate. BAM!!! LOL
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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:39:15 PM permalink
Oh, come on, think of a modeling job she can do and go with that!
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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:40:50 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

CatFacts...



Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:41:53 PM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.



That's the take-away you got from soda's post? :)

PS: I'm sure your facts are accurate!
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teddys
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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:04:21 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"

Without looking, Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

My reward is a date with the Wizard at Tacos El Gordo. Dutch treat.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:08:24 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Without looking, Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

My reward is a date with the Wizard at Tacos El Gordo. Dutch treat.



you get to be best man in the wizard and jennie's wedding
BleedingChipsSlowly
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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:14:53 PM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.


I see both reasons listed on site postings. Also, when they do not cover their poop they are sending a message, such as marking territory or giving the feline equivalent of the international one-finger salute to their owners.
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onenickelmiracle
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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:09:37 PM permalink
Cats smell each other's butts to find out what the other cats are eating and find out where they're getting it. burying poop might have something to do it as well as hiding their presence.

Might want to start a juicy jenny chat room for all this chatter. lol
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Tomspur
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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:50:28 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Cats smell each other's butts to find out what the other cats are eating and find out where they're getting it. burying poop might have something to do it as well as hiding their presence.

Might want to start a juicy jenny chat room for all this chatter. lol
The odds say the next time it will be a man so reap the win.



What does Jennie and cats have to do with one another? Wait, does Jennie like cats??? :)

Ok Wiz, new plan of attack. Ask her about Hello Kitty. You already have some questions because it was part of trivia last year wasn't it?

Jackpot, now just put the bait in the water and wait for a bite!!! :)
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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:58:15 PM permalink
Quote: Tomspur

Ok Wiz, new plan of attack. Ask her about Hello Kitty. You already have some questions because it was part of trivia last year wasn't it?



Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.
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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:59:23 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.



You can thank me by naming your first born after me :)
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January 24th, 2014 at 12:15:48 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Send her some CatFacts...



omfg this is sooo funny!! i cracked up and still laughing out loud!!!!!!~ where it says "shut the hell up".... cuuute
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January 24th, 2014 at 12:17:54 AM permalink
Let the flurry of posts begin! :D
Fighting BS one post at a time!
juiciejennie
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January 24th, 2014 at 12:19:24 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.



HK's bf is Daniel!!!~
sodawater
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January 24th, 2014 at 12:30:38 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie



omfg this is sooo funny!! i cracked up and still laughing out loud!!!!!!~ where it says "shut the hell up".... cuuute




See, wizard?! Should have followed my advice.
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January 24th, 2014 at 12:53:12 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

HK's bf is Daniel!!!~



Ding! Ding! Ding! I'm impressed. Your prize will be a HK item of my choosing (meaning I don't have any right this minute).

I don't think anybody present last year knew that one.

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January 24th, 2014 at 3:25:09 AM permalink
Where and when is the next WoV meet up? I'd like to attend.
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January 24th, 2014 at 9:51:04 PM permalink
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Where and when is the next WoV meet up? I'd like to attend.



ur so adorable!!~
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January 24th, 2014 at 9:53:21 PM permalink
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]
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January 24th, 2014 at 9:54:10 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

ur so adorable!!~



ur so wrong !
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January 24th, 2014 at 9:55:08 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~



There are nails in this picture??
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January 24th, 2014 at 9:56:13 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]




Nails ? Oh , yes, I see them now. My auto-focus went to tilt at first glance.
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January 24th, 2014 at 10:08:23 PM permalink
I like a galvanized nail for its anti corrosion coating, however there's a nail for every job.
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January 24th, 2014 at 10:59:42 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

ur so adorable!!~



Thank u
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January 24th, 2014 at 11:29:21 PM permalink


ur so cuticle!!~
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January 24th, 2014 at 11:45:09 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

And the wizard tells us to behave
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 25th, 2014 at 2:07:58 AM permalink
Very lovely....It is hard to stop looking.
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January 25th, 2014 at 2:19:39 AM permalink
Jesus fml....
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January 25th, 2014 at 2:24:36 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

WOW, Where did you them done at?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 25th, 2014 at 2:25:30 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Quote: juiciejennie

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

WOW, Where did you them done at?

I meant your nails of course
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 25th, 2014 at 2:38:54 AM permalink
Gentlemen, don't forget to scroll through for a couple more:



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January 25th, 2014 at 2:58:15 AM permalink
Where is the one that she is in the white shirt?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 25th, 2014 at 3:14:48 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Quote: juiciejennie



Quoting to properly format in-line image.

Juicie, why did you delete your WOV photo? Are you ashamed of us???

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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