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sodawater
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January 21st, 2014 at 7:54:21 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So why are the pics gone? They looked inoffensive
enough.



Quote: juiciejennie

just took the pic w/ the wov sign earlier in a rush...i should/should have taken a much better cuter hotter pic! i will re-take the photo holding up the sign tomorrow!!~



So hopefully we will get an even BETTER CUTER HOTTER pic soon!
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January 21st, 2014 at 7:58:46 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

1.) Wrong.

-If I said you have no idea what you are talking about, I'd be giving you too much credit.

2.) See you in two weeks.

-Last ban for personal insult was for a week, so this one is for two.



Maybe a mod can delete or move the pages of arguing between jybyrd and axel so as not to scare off Ms. Juicie?
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January 21st, 2014 at 10:04:23 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So why are the pics gone? They looked inoffensive
enough.

Because you are to________ to look on page 8. So now you can man up and admit you were wrong and apologize. Or run and hide/avoid like you usual when you are wrong.
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January 21st, 2014 at 10:08:59 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Maybe a mod can delete or move the pages of arguing between jybyrd and axel so as not to scare off Ms. Juicie?

ohh no then she might miss his chivalry and my reference to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHOF_0-6Hg ff to 1:08
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:38:34 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Maybe a mod can delete or move the pages of arguing between jybyrd and axel so as not to scare off Ms. Juicie?



how do i post pics so that the pic is on the page instead of a link to my pic?
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:40:35 PM permalink
Quote: Tomspur

POTD!!!! :)



what is POTD?
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:41:35 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

It may be just getting started.



HAY mike! i gave you my #....u haven't texted me yet!~
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:46:15 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

what is POTD?



Its the abbreviation for "Post of the day"
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:46:54 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

HAY mike! i gave you my #....u haven't texted me yet!~


Don't tell me the Wizard's dropping the ball on this?!?! lol
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:47:56 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

how do i post pics so that the pic is on the page instead of a link to my pic?

Like this. :)
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:48:05 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I didn't see a smiley face or J/K after this. Since this would probably be excessive for a simple stalking and she should first retreat. If she shot me in the head there would be no reason for her to "cut off my nuts" like you suggested.
Perhaps I think this is a no joking matter and you should not entice members to used excessive violence and possibly kill and dismember others.



omg axelwolfie ur so cute!! sorry i know what u said here isn't even funny..but i couldn't help LOL; u said "should not entice members to used excessive violence and possibly kill and dismember others".... it just cute the way you re worded it!
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:49:47 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

ta da!!~



Thanks for the photo! Nice having some eye candy on the site, especially given the upsurge of recent squabbles.

Quote: juiciejennie

how do i post pics so that the pic is on the page instead of a link to my pic?



Here is how do to it:

[img=http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140121-174655_zps99ef68a9.jpg]

Quote: juiciejennie

HAY mike! i gave you my #....u haven't texted me yet!~



Yes, I got it, thank you. So far I can't think of anything to say.
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:50:29 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

how do i post pics so that the pic is on the page instead of a link to my pic?




You can put images inline like this:

[http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140121-174819_zps09c67bb0.jpgg]

would display this:

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January 21st, 2014 at 11:52:29 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

HAY mike! i gave you my #....u haven't texted me yet!~



Wizard, that is -EV
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:52:45 PM permalink
Quote: mickeycrimm

For the record, I knew Jennie was real right off the bat and was the first one to hit on her.



:-P
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:53:02 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Wizard, that is -EV



I'm just wondering which trivia questions he is going to ask her.
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:53:10 PM permalink
Haha...the Wizard hadn't posted in almost 24 hours, yet after juiciejennie posted her pic, he replied in about 8 minutes. lol

Can't say that I blame him though. ;)

And I wonder how many people will be showing up at the annual gathering this year? :D
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:54:00 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

I'm just wondering which trivia questions he is going to ask her.



I'm preparing a 20-question test on the origin of Snoopy.
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:54:59 PM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

Haha...the Wizard hadn't posted in almost 24 hours, yet after juiciejennie posted her pic, he replied in about 8 minutes. lol

Can't say that I blame him though. ;)



This frantic flurry of posting activity when Juicie logs on in the middle of the night is fast becoming a WOV tradition.
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:56:27 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard


Yes, I got it, thank you. So far I can't think of anything to say.



Optimal strategy is to wait eight weeks and then text her: "What's crackin'?"
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January 21st, 2014 at 11:56:28 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

This frantic flurry of posting activity when Juicie logs on in the middle of the night is fast becoming a WOV tradition.



....and it is super fun to observe from afar :)

Like toats magoats......LOL
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:00:50 AM permalink
First one may be hotter, but this one is cuter.

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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:05:37 AM permalink
Don't worry guys, if juiciejennie can't make it to the next gathering, we still have juicieSOOPOO since the original thread is now his. LOL!
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:07:04 AM permalink
ok so i went to commerce casino for like an hour...i didn't bet on my pairs bet every hand maybe like every other hand or something; and what do u know...the ONE time i didn't bet on the pair square i get a PERFECT SUITED pair!!!! that pays 25 to 1 omggg i was sooo sad!!! but of course after that, i didn't get any pairs (the whole table didn't get pairs, except for one seat) but now i don't think ima bet on the pair square; bad enough that they make us pay a dollar every hand~
i think ima save my $ for Vegas next Tuesday-Thursday!! got a nice suite at Bally's but ima play mainly at Ceasar's! will post pics of their pretty lilac $500 chips WHEN i win!!
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:08:24 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

First one may be hotter, but this one is cuter.



omg i look like i just woke up/rolled out of bed or something!! my hair is like messy!
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:08:45 AM permalink
Juicie,

May I request a photo? Next time you are in commerce or bike, can you take a hotter cuter better picture of yourself playing pai gow tiles? Both casinos offer that game, and that's my favorite game, as well as the mighty Wizard's. They also have that game in caesar's in vegas.



here is what you are going for:

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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:10:09 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Juicie,

May I request a photo? Next time you are in commerce or bike, can you take a hotter cuter better picture of yourself playing pai gow tiles? Both casinos offer that game, and that's my favorite game, as well as the mighty Wizard's.



here is what you are going for:



idk how to play pai gow or any other games and no games interest me except for blackjack; i never even touched a slot machine as i think they are a waste of time and $...~
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:11:17 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie



idk how to play pai gow or any other games and no games interest me except for blackjack; i never even touched a slot machine as i think they are a waste of time and $...~



Let's see how quickly we can teach Juicie Jennie to count cards...
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:12:19 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

ok so i went to commerce casino for like an hour...i didn't bet on my pairs bet every hand maybe like every other hand or something; and what do u know...the ONE time i didn't bet on the pair square i get a PERFECT SUITED pair!!!! that pays 25 to 1 omggg i was sooo sad!!! but of course after that, i didn't get any pairs (the whole table didn't get pairs, except for one seat) but now i don't think ima bet on the pair square; bad enough that they make us pay a dollar every hand~
i think ima save my $ for Vegas next Tuesday-Thursday!! got a nice suite at Bally's but ima play mainly at Ceasar's! will post pics of their pretty lilac $500 chips WHEN i win!!



Yup you are learning! Stay away from the sucker side bets and your money will last a lot longer.

Speaking of which... the $1 commission is really bad. Are there any Indian casinos close to you? They don't have to charge the commission there. I live in CA as well (up north) and I drive an hour and a half to get to an Indian casino instead of playing at a California cardroom nearby.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:13:43 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

Quote: sodawater

First one may be hotter, but this one is cuter.

omg i look like i just woke up/rolled out of bed or something!! my hair is like messy!


LOL! Why is sodawater posting all your pics? These guys have me ROTF here...lmao!!! :D
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:16:51 AM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

LOL! Why is sodawater posting all your pics? These guys have me ROTF here...lmao!!! :D



Here's the setup Juicie and I have in my photography studio:

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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:17:10 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Quote: juiciejennie



Quoting to properly format in-line image.

Juicie, why did you delete your WOV photo? Are you ashamed of us???

JJ that was a very nice pic you just posted, however I like this one the best. You should defiantly use this one as often as possible IE FaceBook or whatever people are using now. It looks Innocent..... hmmmm... Looks can be deceiving

We may have to rename the site to..... "Juicie Of Odds" and that guy the wizard

Looks like people don't have time to post an apology, they are to busy eating crow.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:20:28 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

i get a PERFECT SUITED pair!!!!



I'm at a loss for words.

Quote:

i think ima save my $ for Vegas next Tuesday-Thursday!!



Good idea. Never pay a fee in those LA games. And avoid the sucker, I mean, side bets.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:22:31 AM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

Quote: sodawater

Juicie,



i never even touched a slot machine as i think they are a waste of time and $...~

BROKEN HEART

Good Luck Mickey

TK you have no shot

Luckily... I play BJ as well *looks over shoulder for GF*
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:22:47 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Here's the setup Juicie and I have in my photography studio:


LOL!
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January 22nd, 2014 at 12:39:34 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I'm at a loss for words.



Good idea. Never pay a fee in those LA games. And avoid the sucker, I mean, side bets.

Off the subject, but do you ever play a -EV bet just for entertainment or whatever. I guess you could do it and call it research. I have no problem putting in a $20 here and there on something, especially if its something new like some crazy new Video poker machine. Just so I understand how it works. When I do that, to me Its like playing a video game or paying for a game of pool.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 1:14:07 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Off the subject, but do you ever play a -EV bet just for entertainment or whatever.



I play low stakes pai gow (tiles) for fun once in a while if I have time to kill in a casino. I also play negative games for research purposes sometimes.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 2:27:54 AM permalink
This thread just keeps getting better and better...I feel like I am in a soap opera.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 2:38:46 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I play low stakes pai gow (tiles) for fun once in a while if I have time to kill in a casino. I also play negative games for research purposes sometimes.



Don't forget Sigma Derby!
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January 22nd, 2014 at 2:43:34 AM permalink
Quote: Transcend

This thread just keeps getting better and better...I feel like I am in a soap opera.


NEWSFLASH: SoapNet has reported a drop in ratings. Advertisers are now considering shifting attention to WoV as a result of increased viewership.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 8:21:23 AM permalink
Countdown to next Juicie Jennie post: 15 hours 30 mins?
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January 22nd, 2014 at 8:28:32 AM permalink
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January 22nd, 2014 at 10:26:06 AM permalink
Well since I also thought juiciejennie was a troll I will make it up. If you are ever in LV I'll buy you some In-N-Out burger. Actually since you are a BJ player you probably have more money then I do, so you can buy. We'll flip a coin. I get heads you get tails. Loser buys.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 11:24:34 AM permalink
Quote: djatc

Well since I also thought juiciejennie was a troll I will make it up. If you are ever in LV I'll buy you some In-N-Out burger. Actually since you are a BJ player you probably have more money then I do, so you can buy. We'll flip a coin. I get heads you get tails. Loser buys.

...and you wonder why you're woman-less??? LOL! :D
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January 22nd, 2014 at 11:32:25 AM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

...and you wonder why you're woman-less??? LOL! :D

hmm I'm certain he knows better then that, I have a feeling you missed the I get head(s) part
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January 22nd, 2014 at 11:40:39 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

hmm I'm certain he knows better then that, I have a feeling you missed the I get head(s) part


Hmm...I don't know, the part about having less money than her kinda ruins the effect though. lol...
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January 22nd, 2014 at 11:44:46 AM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

Hmm...I don't know, the part about having less money than her kinda ruins the effect though. lol...

you could be right Perhaps it was an accidental I get heads you get tails reference. and the hole thing was just trying to be funny. I'm sure he knows better
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 22nd, 2014 at 2:35:06 PM permalink
Yup another Guinness and cashews thread on the WOV forum, hey hey.
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January 22nd, 2014 at 2:52:37 PM permalink
Let's get the juvenile antics out of the way now and try to start acting like gentlemen around 11:30 PM when Jennie usually shows up.
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