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Ahigh
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August 31st, 2018 at 3:23:20 PM permalink
My father visited me in Santa Monica about 12 days before he passed after flying back home to Texas. The day when he left, right before departing to LAX from my 400 square foot studio apartment, my dad farted. I took him to LAX and back which was about an hour round trip. When I returned, I could still smell his fart.

That is my final sensory memory of my dad.
MrV
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August 31st, 2018 at 5:15:39 PM permalink
My grandpa worked as a pressman for the NY Daily News until he retired; his job caused him to be almost profoundly deaf.

As happens with many of us as we age, our sphincter seems to loosen up a bit and we don't digest things as well as we once did, which leads to gas.

Anyway, he'd fart up a storm and never acknowledge it: never could figure out if he was clueless or clued in and just messing with us.
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petroglyph
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September 1st, 2018 at 1:29:14 PM permalink
Quote: Ahigh

My father visited me in Santa Monica about 12 days before he passed after flying back home to Texas. The day when he left, right before departing to LAX from my 400 square foot studio apartment, my dad farted. I took him to LAX and back which was about an hour round trip. When I returned, I could still smell his fart.

That is my final sensory memory of my dad.

What is the memory before, maybe go with that?
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September 1st, 2018 at 1:31:35 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

What is the memory before, maybe go with that?



I'm not sure what's a worse final memory; a lingering fart, or the drive to LAX and back.
Rigondeaux
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September 1st, 2018 at 2:59:59 PM permalink
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petroglyph
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September 1st, 2018 at 3:16:32 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I'm not sure what's a worse final memory; a lingering fart, or the drive to LAX and back.

No, back further.
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September 2nd, 2018 at 6:18:24 AM permalink
I almost drowned as a 5 year old. I left the apartment and impulsively jumped into the pool for fun and an Asian man got me out of the pool. He saved my life. :) My mother was relieved and extremely grateful I was saved. :)
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September 2nd, 2018 at 8:49:28 AM permalink
Quote: Nathan

I almost drowned as a 5 year old. I left the apartment and impulsively jumped into the pool for fun and an Asian man got me out of the pool. He saved my life. :) My mother was relieved and extremely grateful I was saved. :)

Since when don't Asian men mind their own damn business? J/K (-;
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September 2nd, 2018 at 9:21:03 AM permalink
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September 2nd, 2018 at 9:28:40 AM permalink
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Im cursed



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