Youuuuuuuuuu might not be an AP if...(contest)
November 10th, 2015 at 3:07:13 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesI buzz my own. Huge AP move!
Thank you. I've saved literally thousands of dollars. It's like being offered better odds if you deal yourself.
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November 10th, 2015 at 3:10:55 PM
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Quote: FaceThank you. I've saved literally thousands of dollars. It's like being offered better odds if you deal yourself.
Same here. At about $20 each over the last 7-8 years at about every month and a half. It adds up to a lot of savings.
And I'm not trying to impress anyone, so I don't care if I screw it up a bit.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
November 10th, 2015 at 3:42:44 PM
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You're probably no an AP if you think a casino match play is tennis or golf related.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 10th, 2015 at 3:49:39 PM
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You're probably not an AP,
if your claim to AP is because you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
if your claim to AP is because you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; They don't expect to get paid back !
Be yourself and speak your thoughts. Those who matter won't mind, and those that mind, don't matter!
November 10th, 2015 at 4:01:49 PM
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Quote: RomesI hope we can all have fun in the spirit of the thread, and for anyone trying to be literal, I use the word "might" =D. #lawyered
IF your name is PAIGOWDAN, youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Seems to me Paigowdan is one of the few ultimate APs on this site, since he is getting paid by multiple casinos on a monthly basis, and he doesn't have to do a darn thing, except cash the check ...............
Just saying ;-)
Always borrow money from a pessimist; They don't expect to get paid back !
Be yourself and speak your thoughts. Those who matter won't mind, and those that mind, don't matter!
November 10th, 2015 at 4:02:06 PM
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...if you only want to play poker at a nudist colony so you can see if your opponents have "the nuts"
November 10th, 2015 at 4:14:42 PM
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Quote: RaleighCrapsSeems to me Paigowdan is one of the few ultimate APs on this site, since he is getting paid by multiple casinos on a monthly basis, and he doesn't have to do a darn thing, except cash the check ...............
Just saying ;-)
Agreed.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
November 10th, 2015 at 4:18:24 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesSame here. At about $20 each over the last 7-8 years at about every month and a half. It adds up to a lot of savings.
And I'm not trying to impress anyone, so I don't care if I screw it up a bit.
My cut was always "military spec", so it was every two weeks. 26 times a year x since '97 = a lot of scratch. I could buy three or four cars just from the cash I saved on cuts.
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November 10th, 2015 at 4:18:28 PM
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If you wong out only when the TC rises to -1, youuuuuuu might not be an AP.
November 10th, 2015 at 4:21:05 PM
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If you don't understand 60% of these offerings....
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November 10th, 2015 at 4:25:15 PM
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If your name is Martin Gale.
November 10th, 2015 at 4:30:18 PM
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My father beat me up not because I gambled, but because I tried to get my money back. AP without the discipline is no AP.
November 10th, 2015 at 4:43:38 PM
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If varmenti is your hero.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 10th, 2015 at 5:20:45 PM
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if you think alan mendelson has a nice choir.
get second you pig
November 10th, 2015 at 5:26:38 PM
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If you own a shopping cart and live outdoors in downtown Las Vegas.....you may not be an AP
50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
November 10th, 2015 at 5:32:55 PM
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if you claim you can beat roulette but have 18747 posts on a message board.
get second you pig
November 10th, 2015 at 5:37:00 PM
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If Megabucks is your go to game.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 10th, 2015 at 5:39:46 PM
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You might not be an AP if you tried to sell candy in a Casino after losing your money on slots.
November 10th, 2015 at 6:36:48 PM
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Quote: KentryYou might not be an AP if you tried to sell candy in a Casino after losing your money on slots.
I usually see people trying to sell their last half of a pack of cigarettes.
May the cards fall in your favor.
November 10th, 2015 at 7:07:58 PM
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If you don't know what AP stands for................youuuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
November 10th, 2015 at 9:42:06 PM
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Quote: FaceThank you. I've saved literally thousands of dollars. It's like being offered better odds if you deal yourself.
I use a FlowBee.
I started cutting my own 11 years ago. Easier than finding a barber that I like.
Pray for protection from enemies and witchcraft.
November 10th, 2015 at 9:56:25 PM
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You might not be an AP if your Mom beat your ass not because you gave yourself a haircut in and out of itself, but because you messed your hair up from the DIY haircut.(reply to some posts)
November 10th, 2015 at 11:14:48 PM
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Quote: KentryYou might not be an AP if your Mom beat your ass not because you gave yourself a haircut in and out of itself, but because you messed your hair up from the DIY haircut.(reply to some posts)
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November 11th, 2015 at 5:26:12 AM
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Quote: AxelWolfYou might not be an AP if you had to give yourself a hair cut.
edit: AND your mom kicked you ass because of it.
That was my first entry, the one I deleted.
If it wins I demand half ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 5:35:42 AM
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Quote: ontariodealerif you claim you can beat roulette but have 18747 posts on a message board.
That was my second entry, also deleted.
I want a cut.
Not hair cut.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 5:50:54 AM
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Deleted this one too....
;-)
If you read it, please keep it to yourself.
It may never have actually happened, I was drinking heavily at the time ;-)
;-)
If you read it, please keep it to yourself.
It may never have actually happened, I was drinking heavily at the time ;-)
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 6:30:49 AM
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IF you think when everyone says "The Wiz" they're referring to a great pee incident in the 80's... youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
November 11th, 2015 at 6:39:17 AM
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If you believe that comp cards and surveillance are in the immediate interest of the patrons.
Pray for protection from enemies and witchcraft.
November 11th, 2015 at 6:43:13 AM
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If you have banned yourself from the forum.
(Ill exclude AOC from that entry)
(Ill exclude AOC from that entry)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 11th, 2015 at 6:50:07 AM
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If the first thing you think of when hearing Wizard Of Odds is Over The Rainbow, a Yellow Brick Road or a Tin Man, then you're probably not an AP.
November 11th, 2015 at 7:01:30 AM
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If you never woke up in a cold sweat due to a tresspass nightmare.
Pray for protection from enemies and witchcraft.
November 11th, 2015 at 7:13:21 AM
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Quote: RomesIF you think when everyone says "The Wiz" they're referring to a great pee incident in the 80's... youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
If when the TC's minus 3 you never say, "Hold my spot--I gotta take AP," youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
November 11th, 2015 at 7:16:35 AM
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If you are wondering whether or not to ask your wife for another 25K to replenish your bankroll?
Wondering that because you gave her all your money to begin with saying "here Honey, hold this cause I can't be trusted with it" ?
Wondering that because you gave her all your money to begin with saying "here Honey, hold this cause I can't be trusted with it" ?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 7:22:47 AM
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... you ever bet that there would be a safety in the Super Bowl.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 11th, 2015 at 7:30:34 AM
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Quote: Wizard... you ever bet that there would be a safety in the Super Bowl.
Really?
You didn't, did you?
Even odds?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 7:35:29 AM
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Quote: ChesterDogIf when the TC's minus 3 you never say, "Hold my spot--I gotta take AP," youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Another semi finalist, right there.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
November 11th, 2015 at 7:49:53 AM
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If you are reading warps in a no peak game
November 11th, 2015 at 11:30:11 AM
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You might not be an AP if you made this post.
Quote: EvenBob: "Never had a players card, never will."
Quote: EvenBob: "Never had a players card, never will."
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 11th, 2015 at 11:47:38 AM
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You might not be an AP, if you aren't paranoid enough to avoid the WOV meet up. Just kidding
Pray for protection from enemies and witchcraft.
November 11th, 2015 at 2:14:38 PM
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....if you go to a casino only to pick up $50 free play and you "loose" $500 on jackpot party.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
November 11th, 2015 at 2:23:40 PM
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... if you are using pay day loans to replenish your bankroll
November 11th, 2015 at 2:32:18 PM
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+1 very good.Quote: GWAE....if you go to a casino only to pick up $50 free play and you "loose" $500 on jackpot party.
BTW I like Jackpot party they had it on a linked must hit progressive bank when it first came out. It was fun at the time compared to other games.
I heard Djatc loves village people party or whatever its called.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
November 11th, 2015 at 2:55:06 PM
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You might not be an AP if you assume that just because the first Bonus was bad, the second one will be good to make up for the horrendous first bonus.
November 11th, 2015 at 3:26:53 PM
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Quote: waasnoday... if you are using pay day loans to replenish your bankroll
What, a 0% interest overnight loan is a bad move?
May the cards fall in your favor.
November 11th, 2015 at 3:28:26 PM
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Quote: DieterWhat, a 0% interest overnight loan is a bad move?
I took a 1k payday loan in 2002. It was never re paid and I closed that bank account. They still to this day call me every few months and threaten prison.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
November 11th, 2015 at 3:37:14 PM
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You're probably not an AP if you buy a lottery ticket where the first two prizes are Toilets and think it's a Win Lose situation.
November 11th, 2015 at 4:36:39 PM
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Quote: Wizard... you ever bet that there would be a safety in the Super Bowl.
....that would be me! I was beginning to feel un-picked on. Hahahah
You have to admit my timing was excellent.... :)
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
November 11th, 2015 at 4:44:20 PM
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Quote: AxelWolf+1 very good.
BTW I like Jackpot party they had it on a linked must hit progressive bank when it first came out. It was fun at the time compared to other games.
I heard Djatc loves village people party or whatever its called.
I'll say this for Jackpot Party. I found one that wouldn't quit at Harrah's in 2009, and I got my DIAD on it with only 9 hours play, and it only cost me $600 to make 15K coin-in (or whatever it was then). That was worth several thousands in comps over the next 2 years.
Hey! So maybe I AM an AP! ....naw, probably not. lol...
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
November 11th, 2015 at 4:56:25 PM
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Quote: charliepatrickYou're probably not an AP if you buy a lottery ticket where the first two prizes are Toilets and think it's a Win Lose situation.
Darn you! LOL. Now I need a toilet!(because I am laughing so hard!)LOL.
