Kellynbnf
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April 1st, 2012 at 5:05:02 AM permalink
On Memorial Day weekend this year a new casino, Ballet Flats, is set to have its grand opening. At their Blackjack tables they will be offering a rare and very advantageous rule - early surrender against any dealer upcard. So what's the catch? Well, the rules will be pretty typical - although the games will be 6D H17, the other rules are not bad at all - 3:2, DAS, DA2, RSA. The catch is shown in the casino's name - to take ES you must be wearing ballet flats. (If you aren't you only get late surrender.) There aren't any gender requirements - so a guy wearing ballet flats going into the casino and sitting down at a BJ table will not be treated differently than a lady wearing them. I guess this game will test how brave the men in Vegas are!
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April 1st, 2012 at 5:15:10 AM permalink
Quote: Kellynbnf

On Memorial Day weekend this year a new casino, Ballet Flats, is set to have its grand opening. At their Blackjack tables they will be offering a rare and very advantageous rule - early surrender against any dealer upcard. So what's the catch? Well, the rules will be pretty typical - although the games will be 6D H17, the other rules are not bad at all - 3:2, DAS, DA2, RSA. The catch is shown in the casino's name - to take ES you must be wearing ballet flats. (If you aren't you only get late surrender.) There aren't any gender requirements - so a guy wearing ballet flats going into the casino and sitting down at a BJ table will not be treated differently than a lady wearing them. I guess this game will test how brave the men in Vegas are!



LOL!

They better be using entirely low tables. Otherwise I can picture a guy lifting is leg to show his "ballet flats" while sitting in a high chair, falling over, kicking the table over and causing chaos to ensue.

I know this thread is probably a joke, so I'm not going to spend much time on it, but that would by hysterical.
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Kellynbnf
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April 1st, 2012 at 5:16:43 AM permalink
Quote: Tiltpoul

LOL!

They better be using entirely low tables. Otherwise I can picture a guy lifting is leg to show his "ballet flats" while sitting in a high chair, falling over, kicking the table over and causing chaos to ensue.

I know this thread is probably a joke, so I'm not going to spend much time on it, but that would by hysterical.



You wouldn't have to show them at the moment of taking surrender; when buying in if you're wearing ballet flats they'll give you a special chip that indicates you can take ES.
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April 1st, 2012 at 6:16:00 AM permalink
One added little point was that on the craps table in the DontPass box where we are use to seeing "bar twelve" they have "barre twelve".
DJTeddyBear
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April 1st, 2012 at 8:31:43 AM permalink
Happy April First.
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April 1st, 2012 at 8:51:06 AM permalink
Any chance that this being an APRIL FOOLS post ????????
Kellynbnf
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April 1st, 2012 at 9:02:25 AM permalink
Quote: WASHOO2

Any chance that this being an APRIL FOOLS post ????????



It is!
DJTeddyBear
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April 1st, 2012 at 10:39:53 AM permalink
If you do a Google search for "Ballet Flats casino" this thread is the first hit under the paid advertising.

What does THAT tell ya?
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AcesAndEights
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April 2nd, 2012 at 3:43:17 PM permalink
Quote: DJTeddyBear

If you do a Google search for "Ballet Flats casino" this thread is the first hit under the paid advertising.

What does THAT tell ya?


I think it tells you that the Wiz and JB are great at SEO!
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