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aceofspades
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March 15th, 2013 at 4:52:25 PM permalink
I saw these videos and thought I would put up the link - I thought they were funny



10 things a BJ dealer will never say

10 more things a BJ dealer will never say


credit to: sammysmithlive on youtube
Zcore13
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March 15th, 2013 at 5:13:05 PM permalink
Now that's comedy, although I have heard a few of those things said by a Dealer.

There's also:

The last 10 things a BJ dealer will never say


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aceofspades
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March 15th, 2013 at 5:13:39 PM permalink
ZCore - your link just links to this thread
FleaStiff
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March 15th, 2013 at 5:17:04 PM permalink
You have to count on fingers to add 7, 3 and 6? You are one dumb (censored). ....
Ouch.... that hurt!!
Zcore13
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March 15th, 2013 at 5:21:49 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

ZCore - your link just links to this thread



Thanks. I fixed it.

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AZDuffman
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March 15th, 2013 at 6:26:14 PM permalink
#8 on "10 More" is my favorite because I have wanted to say it so many times.

I'd add one more:

"Quit saying 'gimme monkey!' There are numbers, Jacks, Queens, Kings, and Aces. THERE ARE NO <expletive deleted> MONKEYS!"
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
FleaStiff
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March 17th, 2013 at 10:22:16 AM permalink
In reality there are things that a Blackjack dealer will say ...

If you sit mistakenly at a table wherein the minimum is quite high, she will point that out and say its not necessary to play one hand and then leave (since many men will attempt to do that: play one hand and then leave).

If you make some annoying wisecracks to a dealer, you are indeed more likely to hear terms like moron and learn how to play.

If you are really obnoxious its likely there will be a tweet from the dealer break room that won't be any too flattering to your style of play or ability to perform basic arithmetic.
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March 17th, 2013 at 12:15:36 PM permalink
Flea, you are close to being suspended for heresy. Dan Lubin has stated many times the dealers NEVER talk about players.

That is why I know I am physic. Must have been using mental telepathy when I was in the break room or on the bus down from the hill.
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Zcore13
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March 17th, 2013 at 12:25:52 PM permalink
Dealer's constantly talk about players and say almost everything in the videos, but it's in the break room or after the person leaves the table. I've never in 25 years of gambling heard a dealer say something like that to a player at the table. It could also be that I don't frequent the types of Casinos that would allow that to happen without VERY serious consequences.

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teddys
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March 17th, 2013 at 7:34:25 PM permalink
Why is the dealer's video background Joker's Wild?
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4

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