My plan for this night
February 16th, 2013 at 12:50:36 PM
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..is to get to know some attractive girls! Plus play BJ with this reminder sheet: http://www.anonmgur.com/up/17d2efec23be85ad2976684b536e1ac5.JPG .. how to deviate from BS! And of course drink so much alcohol that can't see the girls nor the cards dealt!
February 16th, 2013 at 1:20:21 PM
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Good luck! Here's hoping the maid doesn't find you naked and tied to the bed and all your money gone.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
February 16th, 2013 at 1:37:59 PM
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But how not to get into fights with other males? I'm tired to be in a hospital.
February 16th, 2013 at 1:41:12 PM
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Quote: Fuengirola2But how not to get into fights with other males? I'm tired to be in a hospital.
The problem is not that you fight with other males; the problem is that in doing so, you lose.
Think about it.
"What, me worry?"
February 16th, 2013 at 1:43:06 PM
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Quote: Fuengirola2But how not to get into fights with other males? I'm tired to be in a hospital.
Give them your basic strategy reminder sheet as a peace offering.
"I am a man devoured by the passion for gambling." --Dostoevsky, 1871
February 16th, 2013 at 1:44:37 PM
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Quote: MakingBookGive them your basic strategy reminder sheet as a peace offering.
It's not a BS reminder, it's a reminder how to deviate from BS. It's ties lose charity-style!
February 16th, 2013 at 1:45:42 PM
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But hey. You can't lose every time. Maybe there's a big win awaiting me? Considering the bar fights...
February 16th, 2013 at 1:55:56 PM
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Should I split AA if I only got one extra card for them?
February 16th, 2013 at 2:02:33 PM
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You should write an article for the Wizard about Finnish nightclub blackjack.
How far away do you live from the two casinos in Aaland and Helsinki?
Enjoy!
How far away do you live from the two casinos in Aaland and Helsinki?
Enjoy!
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
February 16th, 2013 at 2:05:35 PM
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Quote: teddysYou should write an article for the Wizard about Finnish nightclub blackjack.
How far away do you live from the two casinos in Aaland and Helsinki?
I don't think Ahvenanmaa's PAF got a casino other than Online. RAY (raha-automaattiyhdistys, a state monopoly) has one land-based casino in the capital city Helsinki, and it's 650 kilometers away from me. Finnish nightclub BJ is just ties lose charite-style shit with no hole card and with a huge HE. Nothing special about it. The special thing is, that finnish girls are pretty but hard to get friendzoned with.
February 16th, 2013 at 2:14:32 PM
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Quote: Fuengirola2But how not to get into fights with other males? I'm tired to be in a hospital.
Take MrV with you. He likes to tangle.
"I am a man devoured by the passion for gambling." --Dostoevsky, 1871
February 16th, 2013 at 2:35:56 PM
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In bar fighting, one must choose a target carefully.
Opt for the stupefied, falling down drunks.
Strike first, and hope she doesn't get lucky and smack you with her purse.
Opt for the stupefied, falling down drunks.
Strike first, and hope she doesn't get lucky and smack you with her purse.
"What, me worry?"
February 16th, 2013 at 3:05:42 PM
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In my experience real bar fighters are few are far between. Idiots watch movies and break a bottle on the edge of the bar. Talk about dumb. Grab that bottle by the neck so the thick base can hit the opponent dead center in his big mouth. Amazing how a mouthful of glass, teeth, and blood will make him lose the urge to fight !
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
February 16th, 2013 at 3:36:34 PM
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An oldie but a goodie....
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
-Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
-Mike Tyson
"I am a man devoured by the passion for gambling." --Dostoevsky, 1871
February 16th, 2013 at 6:54:08 PM
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What a different ending for Mike Tyson if Cus have lived ?
Tyson credits D'Amato with building his confidence, turning his life around, and being the only father figure in his life.
Tyson credits D'Amato with building his confidence, turning his life around, and being the only father figure in his life.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
February 16th, 2013 at 8:24:35 PM
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Quote: BuzzardWhat a different ending for Mike Tyson if Cus have lived ?
Tyson credits D'Amato with building his confidence, turning his life around, and being the only father figure in his life.
Just got out of the Tyson show 20 minutes ago. Great show. Highly recommended.
February 16th, 2013 at 8:58:44 PM
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Does he do a monologue ? First I have heard of any show. Leon Spinks works at a YMCA with youths and a McDonalds in Nebraska.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
February 16th, 2013 at 9:15:04 PM
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Quote: BuzzardDoes he do a monologue ? First I have heard of any show. Leon Spinks works at a YMCA with youths and a McDonalds in Nebraska.
It's a 120 minute monologue. It's really well done. Holyfield was in the audience tonight. Funniest live fight I have ever seen was Cory Spinks being knocked out and his girlfriend/wife come in the ring and give the booing crowd the finger. Good times.
February 16th, 2013 at 9:18:54 PM
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Hopefully he has exorcised his demons. Hate to see anybody screw up their live. Rooting for Jake " The Snake " Roberts, but he is still a big underdog.
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
February 17th, 2013 at 12:52:53 AM
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Had a good night! The dealer didn't like me giving advices to other players at the table, what a sucker.
February 17th, 2013 at 2:45:08 AM
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Quote: Fuengirola2Had a good night! The dealer didn't like me giving advices to other players at the table, what a sucker.
That's because the dealers think they're smarter than everyone else.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
