The Adventures of MDawg

Quote: Boz

Hasn’t failed me yet.

I sure hope Mrs. Boz doesn't read The Forum.

BTW, Your method/ theory is 99.9% accurate.

Quote: AxelWolf

See what happens when you're against owning fake Rolexes.... No hooker ever notices you.


FYI Nobody should knowingly buy hookers. They are often produced by pimps/sex traffickers, the girls normally have a hard dangerous life and are oftentimes addicted to drugs and spend their time in and out of jail. The sex worker business is full of abused physically, emotionally and sexually, it's a breeding ground for sexually transmitted diseases, criminal activity including theft, Conn's and even death to the John's, so that's where your money is going.

One night I'm coming out of my room at Palace Station, about 3:00 in the morning. Coming in my direction is a tall good looking blonde, built like a BRICK HOUSE. She's talking on her cell phone as she passes me. I don't even get a glance, she never looked at me at all. I'm thinking to myself, "Honey, we could just take a few steps backwards, back to my room, and you don't even have to hang up the phone. Just keep talking. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything."

Quote: AxelWolf

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Quote: lilredrooster

2, 5, 3, 7, 4, 6, 1

number two is obviously attractive and way above average, however, I don't even know if I can explain it, but she just doesn't have that extra special oomph from the neck up.

They get uncomfortable if you make eye contact. People usually direct their gaze elsewhere.

Quote: AxelWolf

I sure hope Mrs. Boz doesn't read The Forum.

BTW, Your method/ theory is 99.9% accurate.

No concerns there and no interest. Just a simple fact of life for anyone who ever plays VP at night in a Vegas casino bar. They can tell who isn’t interested quickly. After all they are “professionals”.

Quote: Boz

My basic rule in Vegas is if she is hot, 20-30 years younger than me, sitting alone at a bar and smiles at me, she’s working. Hasn’t failed me yet.

That's my basic rule for life in general.

If a hot woman, especially one that's younger than me, is paying attention to me, there's some kind of scam going on.

Quote: TigerWu

That's my basic rule for life in general.

If a hot woman, especially one that's younger than me, is paying attention to me, there's some kind of scam going on.

I don't think I have ever had a younger woman approach me. When I approach them either the stalking word is brought up, or the school bell rings and they have to go back to class.

Quote: DRich

I don't think I have ever had a younger woman approach me. When I approach them either the stalking word is brought up, or the school bell rings and they have to go back to class.

I may be wrong. But are there hooker stings to entrap customers in vegas.? Its illegal.

Escorts are safer and cleaner.

Quote: DRich

I don't think I have ever had a younger woman approach me.

I have, once. She was like 19, really hot, and super nice, but holy cow, did she have some serious issues going on in her life.... total yikes-town. I avoided her like the plague, but I felt bad for her. Hope she was able to get her life straightened out.

Quote: DRich

I don't think I have ever had a younger woman approach me. When I approach them either the stalking word is brought up, or the school bell rings and they have to go back to class.

When I was in town earlier this year, the comps were at Caesars' Palace. First I'd stayed there in close to 30 years. Played by myself for about 3 hours, UTH, then some slots.

3 times I got hit on by well-dressed young working women. I still don't know what that was about. Is Caesars' known as a destination for older lesbians or something? Was it just a really slow night, so they were doubling their chances for a paid date (Ala Woody Allen famous quote)? I was really surprised. I don't get approaches like that hardly anywhere else, even in Vegas.

Maybe there was a convention in town that you knew nothing about?

Quote: Boz

My basic rule in Vegas is if she is hot, 20-30 years younger than me, sitting alone at a bar and smiles at me, she’s working. Hasn’t failed me yet.

not just hookers...........................across the board

younger people are really nice to older people

if the oldsters are going to buy something from them

Wow great technique buddy. I will also try that

yes I agree i think this Mdawg know something. He rich he win a lot I see it. i think I agree way to win is not bet same thing every time

Quote: TigerWu

I've said it before... only about 10-15% of what MDawg talks about is "how to beat baccarat." The rest is trip reports and chip porn. Some people here just can't let go of that 10-15% of B.S., though. It also doesn't help that MDawg is presenting somewhat of an antagonistic attitude. That's why he got banned. His baccarat woo was mostly being tolerated and overlooked because he was otherwise being informative and entertaining (to me anyways).

Suspended, not banned.

Quote: Mendoza

yes I agree i think this Mdawg know something. He rich he win a lot I see it. i think I agree way to win is not bet same thing every time

ROFLMAO.

Quote: AxelWolf

ROFLMAO.

I am shocked it took you four days to reply!

mdawg respuesta please

Tech me how

Quote: Mendoza

this is how win?

Yes

Quote: Mendoza

mdawg respuesta please

Tech me how

Start with $2 million. Try and stop with $1 million. Make sure to have a watch to pawn for bus fare home if everything goes to hell. That's really all there is to know.

Quote: Mendoza

mdawg respuesta please

Tech me how

Buzz?

Most years, December 25th is an ordinary calendar date of no particular significance. But this time, it's MDawg Liberation Day.

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MDawg 11/26/19 30 Personal insult (Martingaled) 12/25/19

Quote: HugoSlavia

Most years, December 25th is an ordinary calendar date of no particular significance. But this time, it's MDawg Liberation Day.

I should be paid triple time for coming in to release him on that day.

Quote: OnceDear

I should be paid triple time for coming in to release him on that day.

Hehe... Maybe MDawg got PokerGrinder to throw in the towel on the weight loss challenge... You should thank him.

I miss the J.Y.D. ... RIP

Quote: OnceDear

I should be paid triple time for coming in to release him on that day.

Early release for good behavior? Win-Win!

Quote: OnceDear

I should be paid triple time for coming in to release him on that day.

Would you accept higher offers to not release him ?

McPen cabron habla mierda

Why?

Quote: MaxPen

I'm pretty sure he just called you a bastard or something like that.

Quote: Mendoza

McPen cabron habla mierda (English translation- bastard talks sh!t)

Why?

Quote: AxelWolf

I'm pretty sure he just called you a bastard or something like that.

Sure did....But I believe that is acceptable now.😃 Based on some most recent rulings.
Also it seems obvious sock puppets are allowed to flourish.

Quote: Mendoza

McPen cabron habla mierda

Why?

I get two different expletive translations for 'cabron', but take 3 days out for personal insult and inappropriate language.

Quote: MaxPen

Sure did....But I believe that is acceptable now.😃 Based on some most recent rulings.
Also it seems obvious sock puppets are allowed to flourish.

Why use a hammer when a Holy Hand Grenade is in order.

Quote: billryan

Why use a hammer when a Holy Hand Grenade is in order.

"Run away, run away"

Welcome back MDawg, and merry Christmas! May the peace of the season fill your heart.

Had some spare time, TigerWu if you're there you'll appreciate this one. I did only Rolexes, which Rolexes represent only about 15% of my entire collection and I left a number of my most valuable Rolexes off this video, but as a jeweler/watchmaker you'll recognize the relative weights I think. Turned out pretty well for a point and shoot video.

Quote: MDawg

Parole, or Christmas furlough, welcome home, MDawg.

PG, I found a bunch of chips, maybe you could tell me if any of them are interesting. I have a lot more than are in this pic, but these are what I grabbed out of my box. The newer ones are on the right, older towards the left. The older ones I inherited from an old friend. I have a number of old lighters too, that one is from The Mint (of Fear and Loathing fame).

Dice from casinos that have gone the way of the wind...both in Vegas, and Tahoe.

Well actually, the Sahara is back though, isn't it.

Quote: MDawg

PG, I found a bunch of chips, maybe you could tell me if any of them are interesting. I have a lot more than are in this pic, but these are what I grabbed out of my box. The newer ones are on the right, older towards the left. The older ones I inherited from an old friend. I have a number of old lighters too, that one is from The Mint (of Fear and Loathing fame).

I’m not sure on exact values of chips as I’ve never wanted to sell my collection. Just from a quick glance you have a couple neat chips from extinct casinos that might be worth 5x face value which I’m sure you don’t care about with a $1 chip lol. The 25 cent mint chip is probably worth a couple bucks.

Quote: MDawg

PG, I found a bunch of chips, maybe you could tell me if any of them are interesting. I have a lot more than are in this pic, but these are what I grabbed out of my box. The newer ones are on the right, older towards the left. The older ones I inherited from an old friend. I have a number of old lighters too, that one is from The Mint (of Fear and Loathing fame).

Neat chips MDawg. However, two of the dice look like they came from a monopoly game. The pips aren’t filled in. Did you get them off a pai gow table?

Lots like this bring about a dollar a chip at auction in Vegas.
I have bucket of chips on consignment in Bisbee and I think I've sold about three in two months.

I see. So more about having a fun collection than the value. Thanks PG and BR for input.

The red dice with no markings aren't Monopoly ones, but I'm not sure of their provenance. They were in my casino memorabilia box so I assumed they belong there. I may have assumed wrongly! I also have a GANG of very old Vegas postcards, the ones usually kept in the plastic protectors.


Leaving tomorrow for a little over two weeks in Vegas. The casinos were throwing the offers at us for New Year's so that was no problem. Actually ended up double booking a suite at one casino just for one night (plus at another casino across the street for the actual stay), in order to justify going to their New Year's party which will have Kelly Clarkson. Not that either of us are Kelly Clarkson fans, but it makes the casino's NY's party a little higher grade than normal I suppose. (Although I recall the days when casinos in Tahoe would book very high end acts for New Year's, like Gladys Knight.) Will check into the room, mess up the bed's sheets, turn on the Do Not Disturb sign, and probably not enter it again.

The casino we are staying at for six nights starting tomorrow is across the street and they gave us a big suite, so that's where I'll be playing. They have the best double deck BJ on the strip (dealer stands soft 17) but typically only one midi Baccarat table open - I generally try to avoid playing Bacc. at casinos where I can't switch Bacc. shoes if one is not running well or predictably. One of my friends won $60K the last time he was at that casino playing BJ. He doesn't play the double deck with the stand 17 rule, he plays the double deck in the main pits where dealer hits soft 17, or just the regular six-deck shoes in the regular pit. He says, "Ohh, I can't be playing high limit." I don't understand that. In order to win sixty grand he must have been playing big, but he avoids the table with a fifty dollar minimum?

Couple days after New Year's we switch to another casino for six nights. That stay overlaps the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) so I had to make sure my host there was aware of the length of our stay. Normally, I just ask for three or four nights comp'ed up front, at most five, then keep extending, four nights at a time. That has always worked. Going in and saying "hey guys, I'm staying here two weeks" doesn't come across so well. But in this instance, for example the casino where we are "staying" one night told us up front we're not accepting any reservations prior to January 9th due to CES, meaning that Vegas is overbooked due to CES. So, to avoid getting booted in the middle of CES with no place to stay, I told my host up front that we had to stay six nights and that this would overlap CES. She took a couple days to clear it but we are booked in a pretty large suite for that stay which is a few days after New Year's until the 9th, all comp'ed up front.

Then...lol...we return to the casino where we are "staying" for one night New Year's Eve, to stay until we feel like leaving, probably mid-January. I don't think that casino will hold it against me that I won't play at all on one trip, after all it's New Year's Eve, just one night. I don't think I've ever stayed at a Vegas hotel for just one night, real, or imagined stay.


One thing I am bringing with me that I have never brought on a travel trip before are...TRX straps.

I got their Elite system a few days ago. I work out very hard at home every other day in a real gym, and either before or after all the cardio, free weights and machines I use TRX for a short additional workout. In Vegas only the Venetian's Canyon Ranch Spa gym has TRX straps. So I am bringing my own! I hope the guys in the weight room won't object when I hang them from whatever bar I may find that works. I know the attendants very well though I doubt they will hassle me. When in Vegas I try to go to the gym EVERY day, alternating muscle groups, just because it is important in my opinion to stay in top form when gambling. It's a battleground out there must be in top physical and mental shape. Put another way, I'm not willing to sacrifice well being for anything, even winning money.

A long ago poster echoed something about being in shape helps beat the casino house edge. But only if you stay properly hydrated.

Quote: SOOPOO

A long ago poster echoed something about being in shape helps beat the casino house edge. But only if you stay properly hydrated.

Don’t forget well rested.

Quote: PokerGrinder

Don’t forget well rested.

Lest we forget: 'Hit and run.'

Quote: OnceDear

Lest we forget: 'Hit and run.'

Well you can only hit and run if you get up by beating the house edge with a good sleep, proper diet and staying hydrated. You can’t hit and run if you’re never up.

Quote: PokerGrinder

Well you can only hit and run if you get up by beating the house edge with a good sleep, proper diet and staying hydrated. You can’t hit and run if you’re never up.

Walk away from cold tables, silly $:o)

So the table is ice cold if the Player wins more than one shoe?

I'm pretty sure MDawg has a table thermometer built into one of his watches.

Quote: MDawg

Didn’t Bruce Jenner sell those on an infomercial in the early 90s?