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unJon
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August 14th, 2018 at 4:44:29 AM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

Than, at the Longhorn
Ran, out of toilet paper
Bad luck for Thai guys



Bad luck for Thai guys
Six and one show on the dice
Dealer sweeps the chips
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
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August 14th, 2018 at 5:30:23 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Bad luck for Thai guys
Six and one show on the dice
Dealer sweeps the chips



Dealer sweeps the chips
Moans of disgust fill the air
Don't pass smiles inside
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
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August 14th, 2018 at 5:36:01 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Dealer sweeps the chips
Moans of disgust fill the air
Don't pass smiles inside



Don't pass smiles inside
"What a c@#$" we say as one
Let's have his head off.
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Mosca
August 14th, 2018 at 5:37:44 AM permalink
Quote: Mosca

To Encore and Wynn
The player only exists in space
As a number.



I really like this one, Mosca, but the last line is too short. Can I suggest "a faceless number" or something like that?
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
Mosca
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August 14th, 2018 at 6:30:56 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I really like this one, Mosca, but the last line is too short. Can I suggest "a faceless number" or something like that?



Sure! I just woke up when I wrote it, I actually edited it a few times to get the meter right for the second line but still got it wrong, and forgot to fix the third line. Kind of like people who donít understand the meter of a limerick, either.

To Encore and Wynn
The player exists in space
And time as money.

Thatíll be a challenge for the next one, I suppose.

Got me thinking about fewest word haiku. I came up with,

Mathematical
Maneuverability...
Intimidation.

Kinda hard.

There is one 17 syllable word in English. I suppose it could be a haiku if you pronounce it with a lilt:

hippopoto
monstrosesquipeda
liophobia
Last edited by: Mosca on Aug 14, 2018
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August 14th, 2018 at 6:57:05 AM permalink
Quote: Face

Don't pass smiles inside
"What a c@#$" we say as one
Let's have his head off.



Let's have his head off.
For at third base one does not
split deuces, threes, nor eights.
It's not whether you win or lose; it's whether or not you had a good bet.
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August 14th, 2018 at 7:16:48 AM permalink
Mosca

To Encore and Wynn
The player exists in space
And time as money.



And time as money
Car stuck in Vegas traffic
Our EV slips away.
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August 14th, 2018 at 7:24:40 AM permalink
I like turtles bruh
Even the ugly turtles
Turtles GOAT in vegas
"Man Babes" #AxelFabulous
Gabes22
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August 14th, 2018 at 7:27:02 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Let's have his head off.
For at third base one does not
split deuces, threes, nor eights.



Split deuces, threes, nor eights
The joys of Martingaling
I'll win the next one
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
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August 14th, 2018 at 7:27:25 AM permalink
Quote: Indy70

Mosca


And time as money
Car stuck in Vegas traffic
Our EV slips away.



Our EV slips away
Only 6/5 tables left
Vegas now a ruin

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