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August 15th, 2018 at 7:53:35 AM permalink
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Round trip to nowhere
But somewhere is Trump tower
Porn slappers are there



Porn slappers are there
Vegas, happens here stays here
Stormy (*) once lived here

(*) Stormy Daniels, she is a porn star who had sex with Trump on many occasions. For those who never heard of Stormy, you can read more more about her here:

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS748US748&ei=wzx0W4fyIKeKjwSOg7W4BA&q=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&oq=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&gs_l=psy-ab.3...28343.31572.0.32020.11.11.0.0.0.0.59.482.11.11.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.58...0j0i131k1j0i67k1.0.qGrLxwFy0DY
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August 15th, 2018 at 9:26:13 AM permalink
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Porn slappers are there
Vegas, happens here stays here
Stormy (*) once lived here

(*) Stormy Daniels, she is a porn star who had sex with Trump on many occasions. For those who never heard of Stormy, you can read more more about her here:

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS748US748&ei=wzx0W4fyIKeKjwSOg7W4BA&q=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&oq=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&gs_l=psy-ab.3...28343.31572.0.32020.11.11.0.0.0.0.59.482.11.11.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.58...0j0i131k1j0i67k1.0.qGrLxwFy0DY




Stormy once lived here
Magician Penn (*) performs here
And so does Teller (*)

(*) The duo magicians Penn & Teller. Just in case you donít know Penne & teller, see the following Bing search.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=penn+jillette+n-word&qs=n&form=QBLH&sp=-1&pq=penn+jillette+n-word&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=307B8F9D5CC643FCBC3DFE2CE31890E7
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August 15th, 2018 at 1:11:00 PM permalink
Quote: 777

Stormy once lived here
Magician Penn (*) performs here
And so does Teller (*)

(*) The duo magicians Penn & Teller. Just in case you donít know Penne & teller, see the following Bing search.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=penn+jillette+n-word&qs=n&form=QBLH&sp=-1&pq=penn+jillette+n-word&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=307B8F9D5CC643FCBC3DFE2CE31890E7



And so, does Teller
Ever speak? Smiles and eyebrows
Hear him by watching.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
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August 15th, 2018 at 1:50:49 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

And so, does Teller
Ever speak? Smiles and eyebrows
Hear him by watching.



Hear him by watching
Run DMC videos.
It's Tricky, you know.


"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
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August 15th, 2018 at 1:55:17 PM permalink
Itís Tricky, you know,
Whether to hit or to stand;
A borderline hand.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 15th, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM permalink
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Itís Tricky, you know,
Whether to hit or to stand;
A borderline hand.



A borderline hand,
Trump's hand bankrupted Taj Mahal *
Vegas is thriving

* The bankrupted Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City was sold for 4 cents on the dollar.
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August 15th, 2018 at 3:02:43 PM permalink
A cute girl said hi
Assumed she was working but
Maybe I blew it
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August 15th, 2018 at 3:20:36 PM permalink
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A cute girl said hi
Assumed she was working but
Maybe I blew it


Maybe I blew it
Itís none of your business
I needed the cash
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
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August 15th, 2018 at 3:46:21 PM permalink
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Maybe I blew it
Itís none of your business
I needed the cash





I needed the cash
A pay day lending we went
What's the Interest?'
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August 15th, 2018 at 4:21:52 PM permalink
Quote: Indy70

I needed the cash
A pay day lending we went
What's the Interest?'


What's the interest?
My bank pays me near zero
I bank at the cage
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
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August 15th, 2018 at 6:42:58 PM permalink
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What's the interest?
My bank pays me near zero
I bank at the cage



I bank at the cage,
Chips are stocks tickets are bonds;
Negative yield.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 15th, 2018 at 9:08:29 PM permalink
Quote: 777

A borderline hand,
Trump's hand bankrupted Taj Mahal *
Vegas is thriving



Vegas is thriving
D.J.ís spin resort fees ring
Slaughtering the sheep
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
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August 15th, 2018 at 9:45:52 PM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

Vegas is thriving
D.J.ís spin resort fees ring
Slaughtering the sheep



Slaughtering the sheep,
Instead of smartly shearing;
Blackjack pays six five.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 16th, 2018 at 6:00:20 AM permalink
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Slaughtering the sheep,
Instead of smartly shearing;
Blackjack pays six five.



Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!

*just checked, resort fee at Trump is $39.68 per room, per night.
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August 16th, 2018 at 6:30:27 AM permalink
Quote: 777

Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!



Soooooo deplorable!!!
Does it stay in Las Vegas?
Do I tell my wife?
My goal of being well informed conflicts with my goal of remaining sane.
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August 16th, 2018 at 6:35:43 AM permalink
Quote: 777

Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!

*just checked, resort fee at Trump is $39.68 per room, per night.



Sooooo deplorable!!!
Trump, Sam, Wynn, Linq, and others
Ready to take cash.
Last edited by: 777 on Aug 16, 2018
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August 16th, 2018 at 7:00:58 AM permalink
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Soooooo deplorable!!!
Does it stay in Las Vegas?
Do I tell my wife?



Do I tell my wife?
Stay far away from Stormy *
Stay away from Trump **

* porn star
** hotel
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August 16th, 2018 at 7:03:24 AM permalink
Quote: 777

Do I tell my wife?
Stay far away from Stormy *
Stay away from Trump **

* porn star
** hotel



Stay away from Trump*,
Let's focus on the gambling;
In all these Haiku's.

*President, Hotel, Anything
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 16th, 2018 at 10:19:29 AM permalink
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I bank at the cage,
Chips are stocks tickets are bonds;
Negative yield.





Negative yield
Bugsy dragged me to a field
I was just using my brain
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August 16th, 2018 at 10:36:37 AM permalink
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Negative yield
Bugsy dragged me to a field
I was just using my brain



I was just using my brain.
Until Rothstein took me back;
Broke my effin' hand.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 16th, 2018 at 10:49:48 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

I was just using my brain.
Until Rothstein took me back;
Broke my effin' hand.



Broke my effiní hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
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August 16th, 2018 at 11:27:12 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Broke my effiní hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood

Table wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
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August 16th, 2018 at 11:35:00 AM permalink
Quote: Joeman

Table wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card


Took dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:15:23 PM permalink
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Took dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens



Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.

(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:45:27 PM permalink
Quote: unJon

Broke my effiní hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood





Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.
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August 16th, 2018 at 12:51:11 PM permalink
Quote: Indy70

Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.



Rules people.
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
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August 16th, 2018 at 1:34:20 PM permalink
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Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.

(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)



Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"
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August 16th, 2018 at 1:40:23 PM permalink
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Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"



"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
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August 16th, 2018 at 3:07:06 PM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor


Toxic body odor
Some folks find it a hard task
To count syllables
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
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August 17th, 2018 at 10:33:08 AM permalink
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"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame

or

"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor



Bitter walk of shame
Back to my suite, got online
Played Vegas Haiku

ďToxic body odorĒ
Come on! Gordonm-8-8-8.
Thatís six syllables
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August 17th, 2018 at 10:34:14 AM permalink
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Toxic body odor
Some folks find it a hard task
To count syllables



To count syllables
V, E, G, A, S, baby!
Five-Seven-Five, right?
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August 17th, 2018 at 10:39:28 AM permalink
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To count syllables
V, E, G, A, S, baby!
Five-Seven-Five, right?



Five-Seven-Five, right?
What is this, New Mexico?
Seven-Zero-Two.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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August 17th, 2018 at 12:56:24 PM permalink
"Seven-Zero-Two?"
I lost at lotto, again!
Where's that hundred bucks?
Last edited by: MrV on Aug 17, 2018
"What, me worry?"
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August 17th, 2018 at 2:12:57 PM permalink
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"Seven-Zero-Two?"
Damn, I lost at lotto, again!
Where's that hundred bucks?


Where's that hundred bucks?
How can I count cards when I
Can't count syllables?
My goal of being well informed conflicts with my goal of remaining sane.
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August 17th, 2018 at 2:18:59 PM permalink
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Where's that hundred bucks?
How can I count cards when I
Can't count syllables?


I think I'll shift that a bit to make it easier to extend the chain..

Where's that hundred bucks?
when I can't count syllables
how can I count cards?
My goal of being well informed conflicts with my goal of remaining sane.
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August 17th, 2018 at 6:50:57 PM permalink
How can I count cards
When I'm drunk on my keester
Who cares, it's Vegas!
"What, me worry?"
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August 17th, 2018 at 7:08:42 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

How can I count cards
When I'm drunk on my keester
Who cares, it's Vegas!



Who cares, itís Vegas!
If it happens here, it stays here.
Except for herpes.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
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August 17th, 2018 at 7:13:10 PM permalink
Who cares it's Vegas!
I'm up all night long anyway
Imagination.
I am a robot.
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August 17th, 2018 at 7:15:06 PM permalink
Imagination,
I see $10 UX
Bum bet it 1 coin.
I am a robot.
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August 20th, 2018 at 2:03:35 AM permalink
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Imagination,
I see $10 UX
Bum bet it 1 coin.



Bum bet it 1 coin
A hundred dollar token
Looks are deceiving
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
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August 20th, 2018 at 2:26:46 AM permalink
true count went to minus three

so then I had to make a pee

true count went to plus four

maxxed out then hit the door
Please don't feed the trolls
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August 20th, 2018 at 7:54:39 AM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

true count went to minus three

so then I had to make a pee

true count went to plus four

maxxed out then hit the door



Hehe... The after last call ďHaikuísĒ are the funniest. Syllables?! We donít need no stinking 5-7-5!
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci

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