Vegas Haiku
Quote: 777Round trip to nowhere
But somewhere is Trump tower
Porn slappers are there
Porn slappers are there
Vegas, happens here stays here
Stormy (*) once lived here
(*) Stormy Daniels, she is a porn star who had sex with Trump on many occasions. For those who never heard of Stormy, you can read more more about her here:
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS748US748&ei=wzx0W4fyIKeKjwSOg7W4BA&q=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&oq=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&gs_l=psy-ab.3...28343.31572.0.32020.11.11.0.0.0.0.59.482.11.11.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.58...0j0i131k1j0i67k1.0.qGrLxwFy0DY
Quote: 777Porn slappers are there
Vegas, happens here stays here
Stormy (*) once lived here
(*) Stormy Daniels, she is a porn star who had sex with Trump on many occasions. For those who never heard of Stormy, you can read more more about her here:
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS748US748&ei=wzx0W4fyIKeKjwSOg7W4BA&q=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&oq=stormy+daniel+60+minutes&gs_l=psy-ab.3...28343.31572.0.32020.11.11.0.0.0.0.59.482.11.11.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.58...0j0i131k1j0i67k1.0.qGrLxwFy0DY
Stormy once lived here
Magician Penn (*) performs here
And so does Teller (*)
(*) The duo magicians Penn & Teller. Just in case you don’t know Penne & teller, see the following Bing search.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=penn+jillette+n-word&qs=n&form=QBLH&sp=-1&pq=penn+jillette+n-word&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=307B8F9D5CC643FCBC3DFE2CE31890E7
Quote: 777Stormy once lived here
Magician Penn (*) performs here
And so does Teller (*)
(*) The duo magicians Penn & Teller. Just in case you don’t know Penne & teller, see the following Bing search.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=penn+jillette+n-word&qs=n&form=QBLH&sp=-1&pq=penn+jillette+n-word&sc=0-20&sk=&cvid=307B8F9D5CC643FCBC3DFE2CE31890E7
And so, does Teller
Ever speak? Smiles and eyebrows
Hear him by watching.
Quote: beachbumbabsAnd so, does Teller
Ever speak? Smiles and eyebrows
Hear him by watching.
Hear him by watching
Run DMC videos.
It's Tricky, you know.
Whether to hit or to stand;
A borderline hand.
Quote: Mission146It’s Tricky, you know,
Whether to hit or to stand;
A borderline hand.
A borderline hand,
Trump's hand bankrupted Taj Mahal *
Vegas is thriving
* The bankrupted Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City was sold for 4 cents on the dollar.
Assumed she was working but
Maybe I blew it
Quote: RigondeauxA cute girl said hi
Assumed she was working but
Maybe I blew it
Maybe I blew it
It’s none of your business
I needed the cash
Quote: unJonMaybe I blew it
It’s none of your business
I needed the cash
I needed the cash
A pay day lending we went
What's the Interest?'
Quote: Indy70I needed the cash
A pay day lending we went
What's the Interest?'
What's the interest?
My bank pays me near zero
I bank at the cage
Quote: JimRockfordWhat's the interest?
My bank pays me near zero
I bank at the cage
I bank at the cage,
Chips are stocks tickets are bonds;
Negative yield.
Quote: 777A borderline hand,
Trump's hand bankrupted Taj Mahal *
Vegas is thriving
Vegas is thriving
D.J.’s spin resort fees ring
Slaughtering the sheep
Quote: AyecarumbaVegas is thriving
D.J.’s spin resort fees ring
Slaughtering the sheep
Slaughtering the sheep,
Instead of smartly shearing;
Blackjack pays six five.
Quote: Mission146Slaughtering the sheep,
Instead of smartly shearing;
Blackjack pays six five.
Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!
*just checked, resort fee at Trump is $39.68 per room, per night.
Quote: 777Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!
Soooooo deplorable!!!
Does it stay in Las Vegas?
Do I tell my wife?
Quote: 777Blackjack pays six five,
Parking fee, resort fee, Trump *
Soooooo deplorable!!!
*just checked, resort fee at Trump is $39.68 per room, per night.
Sooooo deplorable!!!
Trump, Sam, Wynn, Linq, and others
Ready to take cash.
Quote: TumblingBonesSoooooo deplorable!!!
Does it stay in Las Vegas?
Do I tell my wife?
Do I tell my wife?
Stay far away from Stormy *
Stay away from Trump **
* porn star
** hotel
Quote: 777Do I tell my wife?
Stay far away from Stormy *
Stay away from Trump **
* porn star
** hotel
Stay away from Trump*,
Let's focus on the gambling;
In all these Haiku's.
*President, Hotel, Anything
Quote: Mission146I bank at the cage,
Chips are stocks tickets are bonds;
Negative yield.
Negative yield
Bugsy dragged me to a field
I was just using my brain
Quote: Indy70Negative yield
Bugsy dragged me to a field
I was just using my brain
I was just using my brain.
Until Rothstein took me back;
Broke my effin' hand.
Quote: Mission146I was just using my brain.
Until Rothstein took me back;
Broke my effin' hand.
Broke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood
Table wants my bloodQuote: unJonBroke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card
Quote: JoemanTable wants my blood
Hit twelve against dealer's three
Took dealer's bust card
Took dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens
Quote: JimRockfordTook dealer's bust card
Players hurled obscene insults
Smiled and split my tens
Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.
(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)
Quote: unJonBroke my effin’ hand
Split my tens into that six
Table wants my blood
Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.
Quote: Indy70Table wants my blood
Sold a pint Bus fare home
Feeling Dizzy Again.
Rules people.
Quote: 777Smiled and split my tens
Double down on hard twenty
Ace was my trump card.
(Note: I originally had "sh*thole my trump card", but settled on Ace... because it fits better with double down on 20)
Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"
Quote: 777Ace was my trump card.
I won, but got this insult,
"Dog, lying lowlife"
"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame
or
"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor
Quote: gordonm888"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame
or
"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor
Toxic body odor
Some folks find it a hard task
To count syllables
Quote: gordonm888"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Bitter walk of shame
or
"Dog, lying lowlife"
Escorted me out of casino
Toxic body odor
Bitter walk of shame
Back to my suite, got online
Played Vegas Haiku
“Toxic body odor”
Come on! Gordonm-8-8-8.
That’s six syllables
Quote: JimRockfordToxic body odor
Some folks find it a hard task
To count syllables
To count syllables
V, E, G, A, S, baby!
Five-Seven-Five, right?
Quote: 777To count syllables
V, E, G, A, S, baby!
Five-Seven-Five, right?
Five-Seven-Five, right?
What is this, New Mexico?
Seven-Zero-Two.
I lost at lotto, again!
Where's that hundred bucks?
Quote: MrV"Seven-Zero-Two?"
Damn, I lost at lotto, again!
Where's that hundred bucks?
Where's that hundred bucks?
How can I count cards when I
Can't count syllables?
Quote: TumblingBonesWhere's that hundred bucks?
How can I count cards when I
Can't count syllables?
I think I'll shift that a bit to make it easier to extend the chain..
Where's that hundred bucks?
when I can't count syllables
how can I count cards?
When I'm drunk on my keester
Who cares, it's Vegas!
Quote: MrVHow can I count cards
When I'm drunk on my keester
Who cares, it's Vegas!
Who cares, it’s Vegas!
If it happens here, it stays here.
Except for herpes.
I'm up all night long anyway
Imagination.
I see $10 UX
Bum bet it 1 coin.
Quote: onenickelmiracleImagination,
I see $10 UX
Bum bet it 1 coin.
Bum bet it 1 coin
A hundred dollar token
Looks are deceiving
so then I had to make a pee
true count went to plus four
maxxed out then hit the door
Quote: lilredroostertrue count went to minus three
so then I had to make a pee
true count went to plus four
maxxed out then hit the door
Hehe... The after last call “Haiku’s” are the funniest. Syllables?! We don’t need no stinking 5-7-5!
