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September 6th, 2013 at 11:45:45 AM permalink
where was that taken? notice the pool table....I mean girls
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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September 6th, 2013 at 11:47:38 AM permalink
Are you asking them out on a DATE?
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September 6th, 2013 at 11:50:13 AM permalink
With all due respect NOBODY is picking women like this up in that shirt!
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September 6th, 2013 at 11:56:17 AM permalink
For the right price he could have on a pink dress and that shirt.

I doubt they read.
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September 6th, 2013 at 12:12:16 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

With all due respect NOBODY is picking women like this up in that shirt!



And I was going to say it was the shirt that
attracted them.
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September 6th, 2013 at 2:21:42 PM permalink
Just because they have big boobs doesn't mean they can't read!!!
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September 6th, 2013 at 2:36:50 PM permalink
Damn, never knew the Wizard was such a pimp daddy. ;)
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September 6th, 2013 at 5:41:59 PM permalink
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Am I the only one who thinks Ahigh may be bi-polar ?



No, the issue of his mental health has reared its ugly head previously.
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September 6th, 2013 at 5:54:13 PM permalink
Quote: boymimbo

Just because they have big boobs doesn't mean they can't read!!!

If your a female you may have just hurt your argument considering I never said "can't"

I was merely stating they probably "dont" read they seem to be fun party girls that don't sit around reading gambling books.
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September 6th, 2013 at 6:01:09 PM permalink
I don't know how much Claudia reads gambling books but she does give good informal Spanish lessons. Note that I'm wearing a different shirt.
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September 6th, 2013 at 6:10:27 PM permalink
Mike you know a lot of hot women, I just hope for your sake that you are getting in the sack with some(all) of them ;-).
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September 6th, 2013 at 6:18:25 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I don't know how much Claudia reads but she does give informal Spanish lessons. Note that I'm wearing a different shirt.

If i was a girl and looked like that, the only thing I would read is how many calories are in my drink.
I was never inferring women are dumb in anyway not even hot ones in my experience they don't have a lot of time for reading.
I know my GF reads 2 books a week, unless something good comes up. When we were partying all the time she didn't touch a book.
Sometimes her reading is annoying for many reasons, I always have to Waite until she finishes reading her sentence before I can speak with her but mostly for being dragged to the library constantly.
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September 6th, 2013 at 6:48:43 PM permalink
Quote: Alan

Mike you know a lot of hot women, I just hope for your sake that you are getting in the sack with some(all) of them ;-).



He's married!
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September 6th, 2013 at 6:59:58 PM permalink
Ugh! lol, so am I(2x now) I am a slow learner.
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September 6th, 2013 at 7:08:58 PM permalink
Quote: alan

Mike you know a lot of hot women, I just hope for your sake that you are getting in the sack with some(all) of them ;-).



Quote: Mission146

He's married!



Even if I wasn't, the answer would still probably be none.

I have a certain magnetism among women. Unfortunately, it's the repelling kind.
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September 7th, 2013 at 10:12:13 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Even if I wasn't, the answer would still probably be none.

I have a certain magnetism among women. Unfortunately, it's the repelling kind.

Then you absolutely have to watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRRgswdmz0Q Very entertaining. Its so well done you almost think it will work. It kept coming up as a pop up, I kept closing it. Finally i said F it and watched. next thing you know I could not stop listening.
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September 7th, 2013 at 10:16:30 AM permalink
Just guessing, but I would think a certain person is even more upset than ever that this thread is now about the Wizards shirt and his abilities with women.
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September 7th, 2013 at 10:18:17 AM permalink
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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September 7th, 2013 at 11:54:33 AM permalink
For somebody that claims to have 'problems' with
women, why are there so many of these on the
net? Again, its obviously not the shirt..

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September 7th, 2013 at 12:27:24 PM permalink
Damn! I wish I paid more attention in math class so I could score with the babes like the Wizard.
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September 7th, 2013 at 1:26:35 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

For somebody that claims to have 'problems' with
women, why are there so many of these on the
net? Again, its obviously not the shirt..



That's a tan shirt! What could possibly be wrong with that shirt? I have an identical shirt.

Then again, I am wearing an untucked yellow button-up with a blue and white square pattern at the moment...
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September 7th, 2013 at 1:36:42 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

For somebody that claims to have 'problems' with
women, why are there so many of these on the
net? Again, its obviously not the shirt..



100% of these hot women you see me with are paid models.

The gaming show is coming up this month so look forward to some more.
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September 7th, 2013 at 1:53:05 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

100% of these hot women you see me with are paid models.

The gaming show is coming up this month so look forward to some more.

I am surprised and shocked..............That people could not have fireguard that out all by themselves. Not that it would be something you couldn't do but just the fact they all had some type of uniform on gave it away. You should watch that you tube video i posted a link to and imagine what your pre-marriage life could have looked like if only you bought his book or whatever hes is touting (:
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September 7th, 2013 at 4:09:08 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

100% of these hot women you see me with are paid models.

.



I see. What was this one modeling? Do you have her phone number?

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September 7th, 2013 at 4:17:21 PM permalink
That's Lisa. model here.

Enjoy your evening.
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September 7th, 2013 at 4:33:53 PM permalink
Quote: boymimbo

That's Lisa. model here.



You're right, that is her.

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September 7th, 2013 at 6:43:12 PM permalink
She doesn't look as if she's 97. Are you sure her measurements are the advertised 32-25-35?
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September 7th, 2013 at 7:50:58 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

100% of these hot women you see me with are paid models.

The gaming show is coming up this month so look forward to some more.




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September 7th, 2013 at 8:56:47 PM permalink
I think we need to start a new topic "The Wizard's Women" or maybe "The women of odds"
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September 8th, 2013 at 12:47:22 AM permalink
women love guys that split tens on a high count at BJ, max odds on the don't at craps, and can calculate to the decimal the +EV of holding 3 to a royal over high pairs on progressive VP.

(I can't do any of these. I have been known to lay heavy on the 4 and 10, but that's about it.)
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September 8th, 2013 at 6:03:25 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I see. What was this one modeling? Do you have her phone number?



That was a picture from the California. We were at the snack bar, which sold Spam, because they get a lot of guests from Hawaii. As you should know, Hawaiians have a thing for Spam. So, the picture was trying to convey the kind of fun one might have at the Cal. Yes, I have her number. She is still working as a model, if you want pictures with a pretty girl too.
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September 8th, 2013 at 6:07:48 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

You should watch that you tube video i posted a link to and imagine what your pre-marriage life could have looked like if only you bought his book or whatever hes is touting (:



I skimmed it and it raised a lot of red flags that it is a scam. Now, I'm about the last guy on earth you would turn to about picking up hot women, but it used the same kind of techniques that snake-oil salesmen use to sell betting systems. For example, incredible claims. I think the video said he was getting 10 hot girls every two weeks. He also mentioned a conspiracy in the media to keep guys from knowing what women really want. He also said women aren't looking for guys who are handsome and have money. Give me a break!
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September 8th, 2013 at 8:23:54 AM permalink
She is smokin' in that purple dress on the model site....wow!!!

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September 8th, 2013 at 9:19:52 AM permalink
I wish every thread was hijacked like this one was.
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September 8th, 2013 at 4:46:27 PM permalink
I thought I stated earlier on the thread that it was me. Beethoven, I'll take the fall!
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September 8th, 2013 at 5:24:39 PM permalink
Quote: thecesspit



This is the wrong hill to die on.



I always liked that phrase, its has to be military in
origin. I wonder how old it is.
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September 8th, 2013 at 5:34:42 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I always liked that phrase, its has to be military in
origin. I wonder how old it is.



Hugh Hefner says it repeatedly.
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September 8th, 2013 at 6:56:17 PM permalink
So is lisa single, and does she like long walks through casinos for ap opportunities?
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September 8th, 2013 at 7:11:33 PM permalink
Oh, my, funny people everywhere tonight. Still laughing....
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September 8th, 2013 at 7:22:32 PM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Hugh Hefner says it repeatedly.



He says a lot of things things repeatedly, he's like 90.
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September 8th, 2013 at 7:42:33 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

He says a lot of things things repeatedly, he's like 90.



Probably especially things like "I wonder how old that is." :P
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September 8th, 2013 at 7:46:39 PM permalink
Having sex with women young enough to be your
great grand daughter is so wrong in just about
every context. I like the wearing pajamas all the
time, though, that's pretty cool.

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September 8th, 2013 at 8:08:07 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

So is lisa single, and does she like long walks through casinos for ap opportunities?



She is one of my few Facebook friends and through that I see she now is in a serious relationship. I'm happy to see her happy. From our photo sessions I got the impression she knew almost nothing about gambling. She was very thankful, or at least pretended to me, for me teaching her a thing or two about it.
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September 8th, 2013 at 8:46:23 PM permalink
I just split off a bunch of posts from the ahigh suspension thread. Just talk about whatever you want here. Except craps.
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September 8th, 2013 at 11:47:00 PM permalink
These posts were the best part of the thread. All was happy in WoVville. Then he returned and a darkness has moved in. I want more models and less darkness!!!

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September 9th, 2013 at 12:38:19 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

She is one of my few Facebook friends and through that I see she now is in a serious relationship. I'm happy to see her happy. From our photo sessions I got the impression she knew almost nothing about gambling. She was very thankful, or at least pretended to me, for me teaching her a thing or two about it.



Aw crap(s)
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September 9th, 2013 at 7:36:58 AM permalink
djatc,

Go to G2E in a few weeks. There will be at least 25 hot models, that if you have money, will follow you around the casino and anywhere else you go looking for ap opportunities. The key is you have to have real money... not "I'm getting paid on Friday so we can go to the casino" money. :)

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September 9th, 2013 at 7:42:05 AM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

Go to G2E in a few weeks. There will be at least 25 hot models, that if you have money, will follow you around the casino and anywhere else you go looking for ap opportunities.



I have to put in a word in the defense of models here. I've known several of them and none made any such suggestions to me. I think a lot of models would be offended at the accusation that they are all prostitutes on the side.
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September 9th, 2013 at 7:46:55 AM permalink
I was not saying they are prostitutes. They are young, hot models and many are single and probably available for marriage. It may have come out wrong, but I would never insinuate anyone to be a prostitute.

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September 9th, 2013 at 7:50:57 AM permalink
And do not think they are dumb. One blonde told me she only had a few hours training and had a hard time remembering to hit 17
at first. But to her credit, when I played she hit A/6 every time. and 9/8 and 10/7 LOL
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