All I want for Christmas is...
Just about every year my brother and I exchange Xmas presents. He's usually the only one I get presents from each year. He lives in Chicago, I live in Los Angeles, but we usually just ask each other what we want and send it to each other through the mail. I think every year we've bought stuff for each other on each other's Amazon.com Wish Lists. This year we have a $45 budget. My brother already picked stuff off my list and it's on it's way to me. I don't check my online Wish List again until after I receieve his presents in the mail cuz I want to be surprised by what he picked, even though they are all stuff I picked out myself. I included the Wizard's "Gambling 102" book on my list. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it's in the package I receieve!
What would you like to get this holiday season?
Photos of HotBlonde, of course! And the cousin, particularly if she is single and rich.Quote: HotBlondeWhat would you like to get this holiday season?
Quote: HotBlondeHaha, I was being serious, though, curious what everyone really wanted (unless that's REALLY what you want, lol).
Well, I mean... it's not that I wouldn't say no, as in, who would?
Seriously speaking, early this year I wanted a 991, but that's not even possible now. Should leave that thought for a few years later. So what I more realistically wish for is lots of heat-free time in Macau - and then a 991.
Sorry, what's a 991? Sounds like a gun or a car.Quote: P90Well, I mean... it's not that I wouldn't say no, as in, who would?
Seriously speaking, early this year I wanted a 991, but that's not even possible now. Should leave that thought for a few years later. So what I more realistically wish for is lots of heat-free time in Macau - and then a 991.
Quote: HotBlondeHaha, I was being serious, though, curious what everyone really wanted (unless that's REALLY what you want, lol). I'd have to ask my cousin permission to post a picture of her. There's a really cute picture of her in front of the Bellagio that she just took recently. And I've posted pics of me in various threads. You can see pics of me in my blogs, too, although a couple of them don't come up anymore for some reason. I'll have to update them.
Ive seen your pic....
Hence my wantings ;-)
but if your busy, I could get my people to talk to your people and maybe I would settle for your cousin
Haha, my cousin gets enough attention, I'm sure. She's on the skinny side, I'm on the heavier side with big ta-ta's so it all just depends on someone's preference.Quote: WizardofEnglandIve seen your pic....
Hence my wantings ;-)
but if your busy, I could get my people to talk to your people and maybe I would settle for your cousin
There's nothing wrong with wanting a hot blonde for Christmas but if you wanted this hot blonde it would be kinda hard cuz you're all the way on a completely different part of the planet. But then again maybe I can hitch a ride with Santa :-*
Quote: HotBlondeWhat would you like to get this holiday season?
Ban on 6:5 BJ Tables.
I don't expect much else, and don't really need much else reasonable. Unreasonable is about 350 boardgames, a new TV and Xbox360, the new BMW 320i that's coming out in Europe and a hot brunette/blonde to sit by the fire with.
I'll end up with a toaster.
Of course, I'm going to be in a penthouse suite in Reno, from the 22nd - January 2nd...
I got my Christmas presents today from my brother. Package delivered. Although I am happy to have gotten things on my list, funny enough out of the 7 things I narrowed my Wish List down to, my brother got me 5 items... but the Wizard's book was not one of them. :(
Oh well, maybe I'll finally get his book next Christmas.
P.S. I'll accept an extra copy someone might have! ;)
Quote: thecesspitI asked for a new toaster. Toast is important.
You're joking, but toast IS important. There's nothing
like warm toast on a cold night. Its comforting, its
soothing. I love toast..
Quote: EvenBobYou're joking, but toast IS important. There's nothing
like warm toast on a cold night. Its comforting, its
soothing. I love toast..
Bob, I never joke about toast...
Quote: HotBlondeI think it would be fun to have a guy for Christmas to sit by the fire with while holding hands, cuddling and kissing.
... making toast?
Quote: thecesspitBob, I never joke about toast...
I should hope not. Imagine the bloke who invented (discovered?)
toast. He must have been blown away. Its wonderful, it caresses
you, it makes everything all right. When it pops up in the toaster,
you feel good, you feel anticipation. Of toast..
Toast is like manna from heaven. We just had a 3 hour conversation about this at work, it is the most supernatural food item in the word. You take dough, cook it, and you get bread. Bread is pretty ace. BUT, if you just cook it some more without adding a single thing to it, you have an all new product, one that improves in quality by several orders of magnitude. What other food transforms in such a way only by adding heat? It boggles the mind!
I suppose since I have already recieved a toast discussion, I'll take Ashley Force instead. Provided I can unwrap her, and provided she'll let me drive her car. Negotiable on the car as long as I can unwrap.
Quote: HotBlondeSo what's on your Christmas lists this year?
As a Jewish-raised atheist I'm not allowed one :P
Quote:Just about every year my brother and I exchange Xmas presents. He's usually the only one I get presents from each year. He lives in Chicago, I live in Los Angeles, but we usually just ask each other what we want and send it to each other through the mail.
That is such a sensible approach! How come every time I suggest something similar, people look at me as if I'd said "I just want a pound of your flesh"?
So what's on your Christmas lists this year?
A parallel universe in which Christmas comes in the summertime. And Hot Blonde and I would ride horses for a picnic in a hidden valley . Me on a black horse and she on an appaloosa mare with a spotted rump. Instead of champagne, we would drink cold well water
from a tin cup. As we see storm clouds approaching, the horses would need to be put under the lean-to. Hot Blonde and I would start a fire inside the abandoned cabin. But don't look for us there. As the rain starts to fall, we will be cuddling on the wooden porch swing, our body heat trapped under a faded yellow slicker. Deep in a forest, now gone silent as the birds and animals seek shelter from the rain that starts to fall. Soon that silence is replaced by the sound of rain hitting the porch's tin roof, mingled in with the occasional squeak of the rusty swing's chains and the steady beating of our hearts.
Absolutely! Especially If I can smear peanut butter on top right when it's fresh and hot, and maybe a little honey, too.Quote: HotBlondeI think it would be fun to have a guy for Christmas to sit by the fire with while holding hands, cuddling and kissing.
Quote: thecesspit... making toast?
I have to say I am not a bread person. When I eat hot dogs at home I usually prefer to eat them bunless. But toasting bread does make it a bit more appetizing for me.
Wow. Pretty creative. :)Quote: DeadRatsAnd Hot Blonde and I would ride horses for a picnic in a hidden valley . Me on a black horse and she on an appaloosa mare with a spotted rump. Instead of champagne, we would drink cold well water
from a tin cup. As we see storm clouds approaching, the horses would need to be put under the lean-to. Hot Blonde and I would start a fire inside the abandoned cabin. But don't look for us there. As the rain starts to fall, we will be cuddling on the wooden porch swing, our body heat trapped under a faded yellow slicker. Deep in a forest, now gone silent as the birds and animals seek shelter from the rain that starts to fall. Soon that silence is replaced by the sound of rain hitting the porch's tin roof, mingled in with the occasional squeak of the rusty swing's chains and the steady beating of our hearts.
Quote: FaceToast is like manna from heaven. We just had a 3 hour conversation about this at work, it is the most supernatural food item in the word.
Even the smell of toast being made is heavenly. I ordered
Texas toast with my meal in the casino on Sunday and when
she brought it out, I felt better immediately. The sight of
those huge brown slices on the plate, hot and ready for
butter, you know you're going to love it.
Quote: victorimmatureWhy not go for the whole enchilada?
Jesus toast
Isn't that in the Bible? Did they have Jesus Toast at
the last supper? They should have...
Quote: EvenBob
Isn't that in the Bible? Did they have Jesus Toast at
the last supper? They should have...
I think you are reading too much into the da vinci code.
Quote: victorimmatureI think you are reading too much into the da vinci code.
You should photoshop the Jesus toaster into the Last Supper
painting. Surreal...
Quote: EvenBobYou should photoshop the Jesus toaster into the Last Supper
painting. Surreal...
You could be on to something here.
We could charge for product placement.
