Nathan's Corner
Deleted before I got beheaded.Quote: NathanWizard has been missing for FOUR DAYS! Is he okay? 😣Should we file a missing person's report? Call the police? Army? Coast Guard? FBI? CIA? 😣
Quote: onenickelmiracleDeleted before I got beheaded.
What do you mean?🤔
I got $100 in free play automatically from Calder Casino. One of the best. 😆
Now for the worst. I got $10 from Hialeah Park Casino as a Welcome. 😣
I got $10 from Mardi Gras as a welcome. 😣
I got $5 from Isle Pompano Casino as a welcome.😣
Now here is the WORST free play I have ever gotten! NOTHING! Dania Beach actually had a scratch off Coupon that said,"$0 free play," and I was unlucky to get that stupid coupon. WTF? On top of that, the only reason I even went there was because a fellow Gambler said he got $25 free play as a Welcome the other day, , which is more than twice Hialeah and Mardi Gras. And to make it worse, I lost basically all my bankroll I came in with 😣and some truck driver had accidentally soaked me when he drove through a puddle that I was walking by..
After I had just gotten my hair done....😣I thought I just needed an umbrella, (My instincts told me to get a showercap, but I ignored them, thinking I just needed an umbrella for the rain. Silly me. 😣
Plain bad offers.
Hard Rock Casino offered me $10 VOUCHER to be MAILEDto my house after LOSING $10 as a Welcome. 😣
Magic City Casino offered me $15 after playing $75 coin in of my own money. 😣
Gulfstream Park gave me like $27 after playing $75 coin in of my own money. 😣
So, how about you? 😆 😣
Quote: NathanWhat do you mean?🤔
I take it to mean your panic post came off like a stalker, and he made a comment noticing that. I could be wrong.
Quote: beachbumbabsI take it to mean your panic post came off like a stalker, and he made a comment noticing that. I could be wrong.
Oh. I did overreact with all my overdramatics. 😎 Glad Wizard is fine.
Quote: NathanJust the fact that they redeemed the ticket at a redemption machine would make it that much easier to catch the low life who stole her money. All they would have to do is play the camera from 15 to 20 minutes from the time she posted and, the time she went to claim her ticket, right? And it is possible that the low life themselves stupidly bragged on Social Media/Phones about how they got the money. A certain idiot stole like,$20,000 from someone he knew and then took a Selfie in a Casino with the stolen money, on his unlocked and unprotected phone which he accidentally left at victim's ex house. Victim and ex have children together and are on good terms. She turned in the incriminating and damning phone to victim, not surprisingly. Some People are idiots.
Believe it or not, but there are some people who have common sense not to incriminate themselves on social media. The thief most likely did their best to fly under the radar after stealing her money.
Quote: LusciousSweet2Nathan,since the topic is Nathan's Gambling Corner, if I may make a constructive critic question,, why do you ask gambling questions that could easily be answered by contacting a Casino? For instance, you asked the same gambling question on how much coin in you need to get a lot of free play on like 4 different websites that could have been answered by The Player's Club. That looks off-putting, as if you are fishing for attention. Pardon me if I am crossing a line here.
Honestly I think a lot of people just forget to stay hydrated when they go to a casino and it makes it more difficult to think clearly.
Other than suspensions, I think this may be the longest she's gone from here.
Do you think she's OK?
Is she on an exciting whirlwind excursion to Pensacola?
Did China kidnap her to use as a pawn to get the US to stop adding tariffs?
Did she break the bank at the casino and they are now back rooming her until she gives back the eleven dollars?
Did someone use her lottery numbers, win, and then kidnapped her for future lottery picks?
Is she just waiting to see how long it takes before someone notices she's not here?
Did she slump into deep depression because her Boots stock is tanking?
Did Kim Jong Un invite her to peace talks in North Korea?
Did someone bet her she couldn't go a week without posting?
Did she get fired after telling a long metaphorical story to a customer who just wanted to buy a damn candy bar?
Is she busy searching for her bag she hid in the bushes because it had a $5 lottery win ticket?
Inquiring minds, (which, as we are well aware, isn't everyone reading this), want to know.
Quote: HullabalooNathan's been AWOL since the 3rd.
Other than suspensions, I think this may be the longest she's gone from here.
Do you think she's OK?
Is she on an exciting whirlwind excursion to Pensacola?
Did China kidnap her to use as a pawn to get the US to stop adding tariffs?
Did she break the bank at the casino and they are now back rooming her until she gives back the eleven dollars?
Did someone use her lottery numbers, win, and then kidnapped her for future lottery picks?
Is she just waiting to see how long it takes before someone notices she's not here?
Did she slump into deep depression because her Boots stock is tanking?
Did Kim Jong Un invite her to peace talks in North Korea?
Did someone bet her she couldn't go a week without posting?
Did she get fired after telling a long metaphorical story to a customer who just wanted to buy a damn candy bar?
Is she busy searching for her bag she hid in the bushes because it had a $5 lottery win ticket?
Inquiring minds, (which, as we are well aware, isn't everyone reading this), want to know.
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Sacrebleu! What would Harry Potter do if Emma Watson was potentially kidnapped???! Paging @beachbumbabs, since she knows more about Harry Potter and those sneaky goblins than I do....but not as much as Nathan. :-)
Quote: HullabalooNathan's been AWOL since the 3rd.
Other than suspensions, I think this may be the longest she's gone from here.
Do you think she's OK?
Is she on an exciting whirlwind excursion to Pensacola?
Did China kidnap her to use as a pawn to get the US to stop adding tariffs?
Did she break the bank at the casino and they are now back rooming her until she gives back the eleven dollars?
Did someone use her lottery numbers, win, and then kidnapped her for future lottery picks?
Is she just waiting to see how long it takes before someone notices she's not here?
Did she slump into deep depression because her Boots stock is tanking?
Did Kim Jong Un invite her to peace talks in North Korea?
Did someone bet her she couldn't go a week without posting?
Did she get fired after telling a long metaphorical story to a customer who just wanted to buy a damn candy bar?
Is she busy searching for her bag she hid in the bushes because it had a $5 lottery win ticket?
Inquiring minds, (which, as we are well aware, isn't everyone reading this), want to know.
It may have been my fault that Nathan has gone AWOL and hasn't been back since May 2nd or 3rd. She seemed to have left the very next day after I called her out on her self serving and attention seeking ways. My intention was not to run her off of this board, but to get her to see how bad her self serving and attention seeking ways really look.
Quote: LusciousSweet2It may have been my fault that Nathan has gone AWOL and hasn't been back since May 2nd or 3rd. She seemed to have left the very next day after I called her out on her self serving and attention seeking ways. My intention was not to run her off of this board, but to get her to see how bad her self serving and attention seeking ways really look.
Welcome back Nathan. Glad to see all is well.😀
Quote: MaxPenWelcome back Nathan. Glad to see all is well.😀
Uh, what? You are mistaken.
Quote: MaxPenWelcome back Nathan. Glad to see all is well.😀
Nope. No match so far. Certain things in common, though.
Quote: LusciousSweet2Uh, what? You are mistaken.
Sacrebleu! O _ O Walgreens!
Are you sure Nathan isn't travelling(that would explain her absence) and is using that opportunity for some shenanigans?Quote: beachbumbabsNope. No match so far. Certain things in common, though.
Quote: rdw4potusDid Gulfstream really give $27 for $75 coin in? That is GREAT! You should only lose about $10 of that 75 coin in, so that should put you $13 ahead after you use the free play.
Not really all that great considering Calder gave $100 FREE free play and Casino Miami gave $50 FREE free play. Gulfstream Park has you play $75 coin in before they give you $27 free play.. That's crappy considering that Calder and Casino give you much more free free play.
Devil plays a hissing riff on his fiddle, and then his literal Demons back him up and they both play hard Rockish music. Johnny plays some lively folkish music, along with his fiddle, something about fire in the mountain, granny having a dog that bites and Devil in the house of the rising sun. At the end , Charlie SAYS that Johnny won(Devil bowed his head in defeat and gave Johnny the Golden Fiddle and Johnny boasted about winning), but I remember thinking that Devil won. Devil's hard rock music Fiddle sounded way better than Johnny's lively Folk Fiddle's song to me. Recently, I looked it up on YouTube and the comments made it clear why Charlie said that Johnny won. Devil had Demons backing him up whereas Johnny did all his playing alone(I did not know that Devil had Demons backing him up until I read the comments. I had assumed the hard rock was Devil all by himself. YouTube's comment sections are really helpful. 😁 And it was pointed out that Demon was just basically sawing the fiddle to make Hard Rock sounds without time or rhythm and Johnny actually was playing a real song.
Quote: billryanI think there should be a SouthEastern WOV Spring Fling auxiliary meet next year.
If anyone's up for it, I nominate Gulfstream Park! 😁
Quote: NathanEew! A 77 year old man hit on me the other day! 😣Eew! He's around my GRANDFATHER'S age! Eew!😣
Was he wealthy? You could always pull an Ana Nicole.
Quote: mcallister3200Was he wealthy? You could always pull an Ana Nicole.
He DID offer to give me half of his money. I respectfully declined.
Quote: NathanHe DID offer to give me half of his money. I respectfully declined.
If he had more than $20 would you have said yes?
Quote: MaxPenIf he had more than $20 would you have said yes?
I am not a gold digger looking for a Sugar Daddy.😳
Quote: NathanI am not a gold digger looking for a Sugar Daddy.😳
That could have been your lucky lottery ticket
Quote: NathanHere's another random Harry Potter thought. Let's say that you find out that Lord Voldemort's real name is Tom Riddle Jr. Lord Voldemort who is used to be really mean turned a new leaf and is now really nice and even apologized for being mean. You ask him if you should call him by Voldemort or Tom Riddle. He responds that calling him Voldemort is fine. But the name Voldemort brings back bad memories. The name Voldemort is considered so fearful that Hogwarts alumni and students call him He Who Shall Not Be Named. Voldemort is a Wizard. A Wizard who is called "He Who Shall Not Be Named." Wow. Since the name Voldemort is considered so horrible, would it be that bad to call him by his real name, Tom Riddle, though he specifically said that calling him Voldemort is fine?
It is rude to call anyone something they have made clear they don't want to be called by. You asked - you were told how they want to be addressed.
If you then continue to call them by your different or preferred name, you make it about you, not them, with you trying to take power over them.
Strange question for you to ask, Kentry.
Did that give you a jolt of anger? How many times have you complained about being called that? 100? More?
Get it now?
Quote: beachbumbabsIt is rude to call anyone something they have made clear they don't want to be called by. You asked - you were told how they want to be addressed.
If you then continue to call them by your different or preferred name, you make it about you, not them, with you trying to take power over them.
Strange question for you to ask, Kentry.
Did that give you a jolt of anger? How many times have you complained about being called that? 100? More?
Get it now?
But I am not Kentry, I promise!
Quote: NathanBut I am not Kentry, I promise!
The question is, do you "get" how it's rude for you to do it to a person who has TOLD you what they want you to call them?
There is no "But..." . There is only respect or disrespect.
Quote: beachbumbabsThe question is, do you "get" how it's rude for you to do it to a person who has TOLD you what they want you to call them?
There is no "But..." . There is only respect or disrespect.
Okay, good point, touche. I guess continuing to keep calling him Voldemort is what is best since he specifically said Voldemort was fine.
Quote: NathanBut I am not Kentry, I promise!
I thought it was a Sweet Luscious metaphor and somehow WoN was wrapped up in there.
Quote: MaxPenI thought it was a Sweet Luscious metaphor and somehow WoN was wrapped up in there.
I am not Luscious Sweet, I am not Kentry, and I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to say the "W" name. ;)
Quote: NathanI am not Luscious Sweet, I am not Kentry, and I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to say the "W" name. ;)
"Woldemort"???
;-)
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Quote: DogHand"Woldemort"???
;-)
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LMAO! 😁 You are truly a hilarious card! 😁
Quote: NathanI am not Luscious Sweet, I am not Kentry, and I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to say the "W" name. ;)
The man who thinks hes the opposite of lost
Quote: NathanNot really all that great considering Calder gave $100 FREE free play and Casino Miami gave $50 FREE free play. Gulfstream Park has you play $75 coin in before they give you $27 free play.. That's crappy considering that Calder and Casino give you much more free free play.
Oh wow. Those are all great! Nothing wrong with being the worst of the good offers, I think. Are those all for new players? I don't have chips from northern FL yet. If I can really get almost $200 in total just for showing up, that makes a trip more interesting.
Quote: darkozThat could have been your lucky lottery ticket
I had JUST met him at a bus stop and my father would freak out if I dated a man OLDER than he is, in fact, about the same age as HIS FATHER. 😣
Quote: NathanSo, I am so grateful that the IRS allows\offers Fresh Start initiatives! 😁They'd rather have taxpayers work some kind of deal out with them when they kind of screwed up on their taxes rather than have taxpayers hide from them like little rats! LMAO! 😁
You sound like a radio ad for suckers looking to get ripped off by shitty law firms.
Same people who offer to fix your credit.
And if you owe “$10,000 or more” like the ads say, you didn’t “screw up”. You made a conscious decision to F the IRS.
Only way you ever heard of “Fresh Start Initiative “ was from a scammers ads.
Don't do it, Nathan! The IRS will accept payments if you have to.
Boz, BBB,Quote: BozYou sound like a radio ad for suckers looking to get ripped off by shitty law firms.
Same people who offer to fix your credit.
And if you owe “$10,000 or more” like the ads say, you didn’t “screw up”. You made a conscious decision to F the IRS.
Only way you ever heard of “Fresh Start Initiative “ was from a scammers ads.
I knew someone would respond on the assumption that Nathan's post was in some way related to the IRS.
It wasn't.
It was a metaphor again.
Math: 18k w2 wages minus 12k standard deduction = 6k taxable. 10‰ of taxable income = 600 = tax.
Quote: rdw4potusOh WTAF. Your total tax liability is $600/yr. How badly could you have possibly screwed up.
Math: 18k w2 wages minus 12k standard deduction = 6k taxable. 10‰ of taxable income = 600 = tax.
The post is nothing to do with tax or the IRS.
Quote: OnceDearThe post is nothing to do with tax or the IRS.
Is it about a loan shark who didnt break her leg for non payment?
