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rxwine
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June 2nd, 2023 at 6:23:13 AM permalink
Too bad they're just beginning this. Years ago, I would have gotten a good laugh seeing guys in pick-up style bars with a cigarette that says, "Smoking causes Impotence"
Always have two boxes. One to think in, and one to think in out of the other box.
DogHand
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June 2nd, 2023 at 9:39:57 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

I noticed a lot fewer smokers in NY than I normally see in Arizona. As most demographics are fairly similar, I think the price has a lot to do with that. At $12 a pack, you eliminate a lot of new people getting started., and the two-pack-a-day smoker has gone the way of the Dodo.
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billryan,

"has gone the way of the Dodo" = hunted to extinction?

;-)

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lilredrooster
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June 2nd, 2023 at 12:02:51 PM permalink
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Al Pacino is about to become a Father again at age 83

when he's 94 he can teach the little tyke how to swing a bat and how to shoot jump shots

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/parenting/health-risks-babies-older-fathers-al-pacino-expecting-child-rcna87237

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lilredrooster
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June 7th, 2023 at 3:52:52 AM permalink
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a cow made a desperate bolt to find freedom
it got got onto an interstate highway
a Cowboy got him with a lasso

yippee yiyo cay yay





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"believe half of what you see and none of what you hear" - Edgar Allan Poe
DRich
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June 7th, 2023 at 11:32:54 AM permalink
Is it possible that Jimmy Carter has already passed away and nobody noticed?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
avianrandy
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June 7th, 2023 at 4:19:18 PM permalink
I would say very unlikely. This article mentions Rosalyn recently being diagnosed with dementia. They will be celebrating their 77th anniversary July 5
MrV
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June 7th, 2023 at 5:33:19 PM permalink
Quote: Dieter

Quote: MrV

Subway had some good coupons until recently: three foot long subs for less than $20.00.
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Is that nominally three sandwiches or one sandwich?
(I'm assuming that either way, they will be portioned into fractional sandwiches.)
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It is for three separate sandwiches, each one being one foot in length.

Need not be the same type, i.e. can have an Italian, a club, etc.
"What, me worry?"
lilredrooster
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June 8th, 2023 at 3:06:20 AM permalink
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fascinating - to me anyway
the Zodiac killer of the 60s is the most famous unsolved murder mystery in American history
he is known to have killed 5 but claims to have killed 37
after the killings he sent taunting, cryptic messages to newspapers
and claimed he was collecting victims to be slaves in the afterlife

this is a composite sketch based on eyewitness accounts:





this is the cryptogram he sent to newspapers:





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Killer

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Gialmere
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June 8th, 2023 at 11:07:10 AM permalink
Space aliens have landed in Vegas. Hopefully they're just here to catch a show, score some blow and get jiggy with some hookers.

Have you tried 22 tonight? I said 22.
vegas
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June 8th, 2023 at 9:13:02 PM permalink
Of course no one took a picture.
50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong

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