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November 1st, 2019 at 1:06:51 PM permalink
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Quit it now!
And don't try to convince me it's... "come with it now/Come wit it now!." No matter how many times you listen to it you will never hear anything other than... Quit it now!



OK we gotta stop. Priapism is not a joke. I can't hold this for 5 more months.

August 31, 2000. 19 years, 2 months and one day I've been waiting for recompense. I still have my tix for the Rhyme or Reason tour that never came to pass. Holy f#$%, I never thought I'd see the day. I can't believe it's happening. What is this salty discharge from mine eye? Is... is this joy?

This is the only thing that could get me back into cardio. What better time than now.
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November 1st, 2019 at 1:36:36 PM permalink
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Iím Jewish, I donít celebrate Christmas.



Ummm.

Gee.

(See how it works? Lol...)
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November 1st, 2019 at 1:51:35 PM permalink
Quote: Face

OK we gotta stop. Priapism is not a joke.

That's definitely a show stopper for me. Good luck it that.

Correct me if im wrong but you're Indian, I mean Native american? Sickle cell associated with Native american's, Sickle cell associated with Priapism?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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November 1st, 2019 at 2:22:24 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Ummm.

Gee.

(See how it works? Lol...)



"People" are easy. I don't care what YOU do, and I don't care if you care what I do. "People" I can handle.

My problem is moms. I'm running out of ways to say "I'd rather peel my own dog". And neither would ever buy that I found religion lol.

Separate but related again: "Primary physical custody" precludes one from kidnapping charges, yes?
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November 1st, 2019 at 2:24:17 PM permalink
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Separate but related again: "Primary physical custody" precludes one from kidnapping charges, yes?



Sometimes one just needs to make difficult decisions.
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November 1st, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

That's definitely a show stopper for me. Good luck it that.



ALL HELL CAN'T STOP US NOW

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Correct me if im wrong but you're Indian, I mean Native american? Sickle cell associated with Native american's, Sickle cell associated with Priapism?



SC is an African / Mediterranean disease. Natives suffer from poverty. Heart disease, stroke, da beetus (poor nutrition) SIDS, hep (poor healthcare) addiction and violence (being poor). If we're known for anything, it'd be da beetus. And the addiction.

Life threatening boners? That's just a product of poor emotional regulation.

Now testify ;)
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November 2nd, 2019 at 1:37:12 AM permalink
Highlights from the old Hollywood Squares game show...

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?

A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isnít neglected.

Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A.. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?

A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Q. What should you call a group of dancers in a ballet?

A. Paul Lynde: Silly savages.
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November 2nd, 2019 at 6:38:46 AM permalink
As a kid I always thought those celebrities were so quick-witted. Didn't realize all their answers were provided in advance by the writers.

Of course I thought wrestling was real too
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November 2nd, 2019 at 6:42:02 AM permalink
I hate Ticketmaster. Just bought tickets to soccer game for tonight. Bought 4 tickets at $20 ea and total was $120 because of their fees
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
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November 2nd, 2019 at 6:58:53 AM permalink
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I hate Ticketmaster. Just bought tickets to soccer game for tonight. Bought 4 tickets at $20 ea and total was $120 because of their fees



Periodically the Sabres will announce a "no fees day" or some other BS. HOW MUCH DOES IT FRIGGIN COST FOR ME TO GET INTO THE BUILDING AND GO TO MY SEAT?

That IS the cost of the ticket!

Stubhub has gotten worse as well. Rant over.

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