Lifespan calculator
August 14th, 2011 at 8:11:31 AM
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Try this, takes about 2 minutes:
Lifespan calculator
I got 83 years ... sigh ... almost dead ...
--Ms. D.
Lifespan calculator
I got 83 years ... sigh ... almost dead ...
--Ms. D.
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
August 14th, 2011 at 8:17:30 AM
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I got 97. And I have already outlived my money at age 71 LOL
August 14th, 2011 at 8:23:04 AM
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OMG 92--I don't believe it.
August 14th, 2011 at 8:37:00 AM
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I got 90.
That can't possibly be right...
That can't possibly be right...
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:38:19 AM
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... 83 ... must be the recreational drugs ... sigh ...Quote: NareedI got 90.
That can't possibly be right...
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
August 14th, 2011 at 9:36:27 AM
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I've taken those before and discovered I was dead. [g]
In all seriousness, if I am lucky I'll be 82 or so. It would be extremely valuable to know when one is actually going to die. It would affect a lot of decisions, like when to start collecting social security.
In all seriousness, if I am lucky I'll be 82 or so. It would be extremely valuable to know when one is actually going to die. It would affect a lot of decisions, like when to start collecting social security.
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
August 14th, 2011 at 9:42:57 AM
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87 years. Those questions were pretty generic. It's probably best used for retirement account distribution calculations.
I don't know everything but I know a lot.
August 14th, 2011 at 9:45:00 AM
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Says I will make it to 73, which I find optomistic based on family history.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
August 14th, 2011 at 10:20:25 AM
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88. The alcohol cost me three years.
I must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago. I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.
My own simplified actuarial calculator put me dying at 78 only.
I must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago. I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.
My own simplified actuarial calculator put me dying at 78 only.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
August 14th, 2011 at 10:23:27 AM
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Quote: WizardI must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago.
I had a fender bender a few months back, which required a call to the insurance agency. But I also put down zero. I mean, I was moving at less than 5 mph.
Quote:I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.
Lucky you.
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August 14th, 2011 at 11:50:00 AM
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Quote: Wizard88. The alcohol cost me three years.
I must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago. I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.
The driving part I cheated on as well. Been in an accident, got rear-ended so it was 100% the other driver's fault. It was also at very low speed. Maybe it should be worded "at fault" accidents?
Why would anyone want to give up a nice gold beer or shor of Johnnie Walker Blue for 3 more years?
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
August 14th, 2011 at 12:30:42 PM
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I was able to get an age of 999 out of the computer, can anyone figure out a way of getting a higher age or having it crash?
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
August 14th, 2011 at 4:16:08 PM
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I got 85, but I cheated on the alcohol, so its really 82.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
August 14th, 2011 at 5:09:20 PM
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87 no cheating!!!
August 14th, 2011 at 6:06:20 PM
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OK, here's a challenge:
I was able to have the thingy produce an expected lifespan of 19 by my input of information. Can anyone get a shorter expected lifespan than that out of the thingy?
--Ms. D.
I was able to have the thingy produce an expected lifespan of 19 by my input of information. Can anyone get a shorter expected lifespan than that out of the thingy?
--Ms. D.
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
August 14th, 2011 at 6:10:03 PM
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Quote: DorothyGaleOK, here's a challenge:
I was able to have the thingy produce an expected lifespan of 19 by my input of information. Can anyone get a shorter expected lifespan than that out of the thingy?
--Ms. D.
Oh, 19 is easy. Start with male, 16, short, overweight, and choose the last answer every time. You get 19 that way.
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
August 14th, 2011 at 6:13:45 PM
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My wife got 96. She has all good habits and a history of relatives
living into their 90's and over 100.
living into their 90's and over 100.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
August 14th, 2011 at 6:36:41 PM
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79 :)
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August 14th, 2011 at 6:54:51 PM
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71, and that's probably pushing it.
Funny how smoking weed drops the score 9 years (just had to click to see) yet my nearly all meat diet only dropped it 2. I think they got their numbers crossed =p
How are you's scoring so high? My bp is fantastic, I have/had old grandparents, I get out and I'm active, I don't drink...my only knocks were my pack a day and carnivorous nature. "Beef, it's what'll kill you"?
Funny how smoking weed drops the score 9 years (just had to click to see) yet my nearly all meat diet only dropped it 2. I think they got their numbers crossed =p
How are you's scoring so high? My bp is fantastic, I have/had old grandparents, I get out and I'm active, I don't drink...my only knocks were my pack a day and carnivorous nature. "Beef, it's what'll kill you"?
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August 14th, 2011 at 7:01:29 PM
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Part of what I do for fun is to break software ... get it to perform in a way that is outside of its specifications ...
Ok, here's the thing, I managed to actually get a final age of 7 as my expected life span ...there's no easy way to explain it, but I did it ... I think that constitutes "outside" since I DID put in 16 as my age to get started ... and everything else I did was to just answer the questions ... in some fashion ...
Can anyone here figure out how I got "7" out of the gadget?
Can you do better?
Ok, here's the thing, I managed to actually get a final age of 7 as my expected life span ...there's no easy way to explain it, but I did it ... I think that constitutes "outside" since I DID put in 16 as my age to get started ... and everything else I did was to just answer the questions ... in some fashion ...
Can anyone here figure out how I got "7" out of the gadget?
Can you do better?
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
August 14th, 2011 at 10:03:34 PM
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Start with a height and weight of zero. Go with whichever answer increases expected age by either zero or one
Estimated Age 7 Years
Estimated Age 7 Years
August 15th, 2011 at 6:41:35 AM
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Interesting that the gadget can be busted ... nice ...Quote: TomGStart with a height and weight of zero. Go with whichever answer increases expected age by either zero or one
Estimated Age 7 Years
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