DorothyGale
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:11:31 AM permalink
Try this, takes about 2 minutes:

Lifespan calculator

I got 83 years ... sigh ... almost dead ...

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buzzpaff
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:17:30 AM permalink
I got 97. And I have already outlived my money at age 71 LOL
matilda
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:23:04 AM permalink
OMG 92--I don't believe it.
Nareed
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:37:00 AM permalink
I got 90.

That can't possibly be right...
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DorothyGale
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August 14th, 2011 at 8:38:19 AM permalink
Quote: Nareed

I got 90.

That can't possibly be right...

... 83 ... must be the recreational drugs ... sigh ...
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
odiousgambit
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August 14th, 2011 at 9:36:27 AM permalink
I've taken those before and discovered I was dead. [g]

In all seriousness, if I am lucky I'll be 82 or so. It would be extremely valuable to know when one is actually going to die. It would affect a lot of decisions, like when to start collecting social security.
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ten2win
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August 14th, 2011 at 9:42:57 AM permalink
87 years. Those questions were pretty generic. It's probably best used for retirement account distribution calculations.
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AZDuffman
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August 14th, 2011 at 9:45:00 AM permalink
Says I will make it to 73, which I find optomistic based on family history.
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Wizard
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August 14th, 2011 at 10:20:25 AM permalink
88. The alcohol cost me three years.

I must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago. I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.

My own simplified actuarial calculator put me dying at 78 only.
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Nareed
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August 14th, 2011 at 10:23:27 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I must admit I cheated a little. Like on the accidents/tickets in the last three years I put 0, although I fell into a speed trap about two years ago.



I had a fender bender a few months back, which required a call to the insurance agency. But I also put down zero. I mean, I was moving at less than 5 mph.

Quote:

I drive very little and quite safely, so think I deserved to put 0.



Lucky you.
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