The Q.S.D.T. or Qualified System Designer Test.
January 26th, 2011 at 11:25:46 PM
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Over the years, I've discovered that most system players tend to have similar believes that exist outside of designing systems for negative expectation games of chance. I've also discovered that I can spot these system players by just asking a series of questions that don't directly relate to gambling.
The name of the test is the Q.S.D.T. Qualified System Designer Test.
The following four questions can quickly determine whether someone has the ability to design a "winning system" (cough) for the games of keno, Power Ball, the random game of roulette, or craps.
If you're a gambler, each question that you answer with a "yes" helps determine how likely you are to be an "expert system designer for all casino games of chance."
The questions are listed below.
1. Do you feel that Dick Cheney and George Bush were the real masterminds behind 911? Yes/No
2. Do you think the Moon landings are fake? Yes/No
3. Did the US recover alien bodies and hide them in area 51? Yes/No
4. Are we currently using "some of the alien technology that we discovered in the crashed ship"? Yes/No
The name of the test is the Q.S.D.T. Qualified System Designer Test.
The following four questions can quickly determine whether someone has the ability to design a "winning system" (cough) for the games of keno, Power Ball, the random game of roulette, or craps.
If you're a gambler, each question that you answer with a "yes" helps determine how likely you are to be an "expert system designer for all casino games of chance."
The questions are listed below.
1. Do you feel that Dick Cheney and George Bush were the real masterminds behind 911? Yes/No
2. Do you think the Moon landings are fake? Yes/No
3. Did the US recover alien bodies and hide them in area 51? Yes/No
4. Are we currently using "some of the alien technology that we discovered in the crashed ship"? Yes/No
January 26th, 2011 at 11:32:22 PM
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Quote: Keyser1. Do you feel that Dick Cheney and George Bush were the real masterminds behind 911? Yes/No
2. Do you think the Moon landings are fake?
3. Did the US recover alien bodies and hide them in area 51?
4. Are we currently using "some of the alien technology that we discovered in the crashed ship"?
1. Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are actually alien spies from the planet Dweemo. They want to overpower the earth and steal all its coconuts.
2. The MOON is fake.
3. It hid them in an underground bunker beneath the present site of "Alien Jerky" in Baker, California. Now you know where that stuff comes from.
4. Yes. But the only usable technologies the ship had were karaoke, Chia Pets, and the Slam Chop.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
January 26th, 2011 at 11:54:24 PM
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1/27/11
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
January 27th, 2011 at 12:05:58 AM
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Quote: KeyserAre we currently using "some of the alien technology that we discovered in the crashed ship"? Yes/No
Everyone knows Bill Gates and Steve Jobs wear human masks to cover their silvery skin and large dark opaque eyes.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
