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darkoz
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November 25th, 2022 at 2:07:52 PM permalink
New game -- Doritos Roulette

You can do it now.

Gambling whether you get a hot chip or regular flavor

I hear some people have an 80% success rate guessing



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November 25th, 2022 at 3:52:16 PM permalink
If you look at enough chips, you'll begin to notice patterns and you can tell which ones are hot. Then the trick is to only take a bite when you're hungry.

I have a 100% bag success rate with this system method.
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November 25th, 2022 at 4:21:43 PM permalink
You can ignore the green chips...but beware of the sleepers
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November 25th, 2022 at 5:09:03 PM permalink
damnit i was physically going to make a post about this the other day but i felt it was a bit too corporate even by my taste. now i regret my decision to not post ... i was eating the cool ranch ones anyways. only cool people eat cool ranch doritos
billryan
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November 25th, 2022 at 5:31:42 PM permalink
I had dinner yesterday at the Legion. We put out a bunch of trays of snacks for the football games, and I helped clean up before dinner. I noticed most of the trays were well picked over, except for the Doritos and a tray of cheese doodles. Several types of chips and veggie trays were popular, but not so much the Doritos.
It was an older crowd, with only a handful of people under forty.
I don't see the point of mystery chips. Why disappoint your customer by giving him something he doesn't want.
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November 25th, 2022 at 5:44:24 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

I had dinner yesterday at the Legion. We put out a bunch of trays of snacks for the football games, and I helped clean up before dinner. I noticed most of the trays were well picked over, except for the Doritos and a tray of cheese doodles. Several types of chips and veggie trays were popular, but not so much the Doritos.
It was an older crowd, with only a handful of people under forty.
I don't see the point of mystery chips. Why disappoint your customer by giving him something he doesn't want.
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i already have purchased the hot and non-hot doritos and wanted this to happen and it just so happened to happen

i like both and dont want to be able to choose anyways
darkoz
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November 25th, 2022 at 5:52:24 PM permalink
I've discovered that if I only eat one chip per day I have an 80% success rate guessing which one is hot or not.
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Hunterhill
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November 25th, 2022 at 6:16:52 PM permalink
I saw a guy pick out 18 hot ones in a row
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TigerWu
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November 26th, 2022 at 8:11:17 AM permalink
I cross out the weight of the chips written on the bag and write in two extra ounces.
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November 26th, 2022 at 8:33:10 AM permalink
Quote: Hunterhill

I saw a guy pick out 18 hot ones in a row
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In other words, 18 consecutive YOWs?
darkoz
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November 26th, 2022 at 12:26:19 PM permalink
After getting burned a few times (literally the hot ones are scorching hot) I have decided the -EV is too high for me.

I'm leaving the bag in the fridge for other people to consume.
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November 26th, 2022 at 8:35:08 PM permalink
I might eat a few Doritos once a year. Even as a kid, I wasn't a Darito, chips or popcorn feen, I can eat just one Pringle. But, I'd kill for a deep-fried Mcdonald's apple pie, they can shove the baked ones up Grimace's ___.
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billryan
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November 26th, 2022 at 8:39:10 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I might eat a few Doritos once a year. Even as a kid, I wasn't a Darito, chips or popcorn feen, I can eat just one Pringle. But, I'd kill for a deep-fried Mcdonald's apple pie, they can shove the baked ones up Grimace's ___.
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Take one home and deep fry it. What can you lose?
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November 26th, 2022 at 11:02:17 PM permalink
Doritos give me neck cramps when I look down. I've had to switch to party size Lay's Wavy potato chips. But I can't mix potato chips with alcohol.
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