Birthday Sale
July 28th, 2020 at 9:38:25 AM
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Note: this is not a political post. LOL.
My birthday is in two days. I received a fine wall clock from some friends. It has a photo of the President on it, and every hour on the hour it says "Make America Great Again" three times.
After four hours of me and the clock sharing a study next to her study, my girlfriend came into my study and promptly removed the batteries. Very rude, eh? I was forced to take the clock into the living room, but I am allowed to replace the standard wall clock only at night. So between midnight and 6 AM, "Make America Great Again" proudly echoes in the living room. It keeps the cats in line at night. They know if they get out of hand, somebody (drum roll and cymbal crash) will grab pussy, and not gently.
Anyhow, the clock reminded me of some items of value I would like to sell or rent. I hope this doesn't break any forum rules, but I figured I'd put them out there for bid. I have two names, TrumpLovesStormy.com and StormyLovesDonald.com. I figure they have max value for the next hundred days. Or maybe not. Not sure which way to root on that. Any suggestions?
Oh, sorry, that would be inviting political comment a hundred days before an election. Sorry about that. Don't want to get anyone suspended.
Now bear in mind, this is not a political post, and I am not selling picks (LOL) or suggesting anyone on the forum buy the following. I am just making them available to the highest bidder.
My birthday is in two days. I received a fine wall clock from some friends. It has a photo of the President on it, and every hour on the hour it says "Make America Great Again" three times.
After four hours of me and the clock sharing a study next to her study, my girlfriend came into my study and promptly removed the batteries. Very rude, eh? I was forced to take the clock into the living room, but I am allowed to replace the standard wall clock only at night. So between midnight and 6 AM, "Make America Great Again" proudly echoes in the living room. It keeps the cats in line at night. They know if they get out of hand, somebody (drum roll and cymbal crash) will grab pussy, and not gently.
Anyhow, the clock reminded me of some items of value I would like to sell or rent. I hope this doesn't break any forum rules, but I figured I'd put them out there for bid. I have two names, TrumpLovesStormy.com and StormyLovesDonald.com. I figure they have max value for the next hundred days. Or maybe not. Not sure which way to root on that. Any suggestions?
Oh, sorry, that would be inviting political comment a hundred days before an election. Sorry about that. Don't want to get anyone suspended.
Now bear in mind, this is not a political post, and I am not selling picks (LOL) or suggesting anyone on the forum buy the following. I am just making them available to the highest bidder.
"You can't breathe dead hippo waking, sleeping, and eating, and at the same time keep your precarious grip on existence."
July 28th, 2020 at 10:00:18 AM
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Happy Birthday, and I hope you get a good return on your investment. That said, I think it may be a tough sell with all the national/global events that have transpired since she was in the news (impeachment, Covid, civil unrest, etc.). Now, anything can happen in the next 3-4 months, so who knows? But right now, I don't think she is even a blip on the consciousness of the nation.Quote: redietzI have two names, TrumpLovesStormy.com and StormyLovesDonald.com. I figure they have max value for the next hundred days. Or maybe not.
Heck, I had to read her Wikipedia page to refresh my memory. It all seems so long ago now!
Eta: You're not worried about your cats becoming Re*****cans? ;)
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
July 28th, 2020 at 10:01:22 AM
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Wil you sell the clock?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
July 28th, 2020 at 11:52:52 AM
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Quote: DRichWil you sell the clock?
Nope, I kind of like the clock. Besides, I never sell gifts.
The couple who got me this, way back when the President first announced he was running, got me a life size cardboard cutout of the Prez. I briefly had him on my girlfriend's brother's lawn in front of a million dollar plus house. Not sure if that fit the neighborhood regs. Suspect not.
See, I followed the (non-political) Trump back in his youth. Drove from Penn State to the opening of the Taj Mahal. He was a tabloid loose cannon back then. My, how things have changed....
LOL.
"You can't breathe dead hippo waking, sleeping, and eating, and at the same time keep your precarious grip on existence."
July 28th, 2020 at 11:58:51 AM
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Birthday sale??
Sorry Redietz, I don't want to buy your birthday as I already have a perfectly good one.
On the other hand, it could come in handy in acquiring some new players cards.
Sorry Redietz, I don't want to buy your birthday as I already have a perfectly good one.
On the other hand, it could come in handy in acquiring some new players cards.
July 28th, 2020 at 12:53:18 PM
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Quote: kewljBirthday sale??
Sorry Redietz, I don't want to buy your birthday as I already have a perfectly good one.
On the other hand, it could come in handy in acquiring some new players cards.
Damn, kewlJ, your post made me realize that I may have made a gaffe, an error in judgement, and a rather big one.
These multiple socials may not be doing me as much good as I thought. I listed the same birthday on each one. Damn. My bad.
"You can't breathe dead hippo waking, sleeping, and eating, and at the same time keep your precarious grip on existence."
