So I decided to chat up a slot technician who was fixing AMSs, and CSMs
January 4th, 2019 at 2:42:30 PM
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He told me funny stories about some asians at our casino.
One time one was eating tiny turtles like popcorn.
Another time a deer got hit by a train - there is train tracks behind our casino - and a dude dragged it across the parking lot hoping to take it back in the bus with him
One time one was eating tiny turtles like popcorn.
Another time a deer got hit by a train - there is train tracks behind our casino - and a dude dragged it across the parking lot hoping to take it back in the bus with him
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January 4th, 2019 at 3:07:27 PM
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I had some soup for lunch today.
January 4th, 2019 at 3:20:37 PM
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Those whacky Asians.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
January 4th, 2019 at 3:39:30 PM
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"Monkey, monkey!"
"What, me worry?"
January 4th, 2019 at 3:45:21 PM
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Quote: heatmapHe told me funny stories about some asians at our casino.
One time one was eating tiny turtles like popcorn.
Another time a dear got hit by a train - there is train tracks behind our casino - and a dude dragged it across the parking lot hoping to take it back in the bus with him
Asians are so bizarre.
January 4th, 2019 at 3:58:59 PM
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Quote: MrV"Monkey, monkey!"
The one "high roller" lady (asian) literally only says that word and im pretty sure its the only english that she knows.
Its high pitched and im pretty sure its a way to get people to leave the table. I can play with her maybe for a half hour before i get fed up and leave because ITS ALL SHE SAYS
edit i just realized i spelled the animal "deer" wrong
January 4th, 2019 at 4:58:03 PM
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Non-PC riddle.
Which of these does not belong in this group?
1. Lobster
2. Crab
3. Salmon
4. A Pai Gow Tiles gambler run over by a steam-roller
Which of these does not belong in this group?
1. Lobster
2. Crab
3. Salmon
4. A Pai Gow Tiles gambler run over by a steam-roller
"Salmon" does not belong, because it is the only item on the list that is not a Crushed Asian.
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
